章 67: Prologue
It has been over six years since I had reincarnated in this world, and I had finished celebrating my coming-of-age ceremony 3 months ago. Then what am I doing right now? Well, the thing is…
"Kill that human!" I dodged as the arrow was shot from behind me.
"How dare he seduce our queen!" I dodged another arrow by jumping up the tree and kept on running on it like a freaking ninja.
Yeah… mistakes were made.
"What do you mean I seduced her?! All of you girls knew exactly what happened!" I jumped down from the tree as I heard multiple sounds of arrows stabbing on the branch I was before.
I am currently at the capital of Avalon Kingdom, Callista, being chased around by the bodyguards of the Elven Queen Meira Dawn. It was not my fault that the over hundred years old virgin onee-san is 'Ara Ara-ing' the shit out of me.
I could easily kill all the people chasing me. But why should I? Just look at those thighs! It would be wasteful to kill those girls with thicc thighs. Only heretics will kill them. And I am starting to regret coming to Elven country alone.
'How did that happen?' you might ask. Well… you might need to rewind the time for five months.
5 months ago,
It has been 3 months since I had defeated and killed the giant lizard that tried to burn down MY territory. I made sure to abuse Luna's time manipulation ability to rewind the time of the forest back to the time when the battle has not taken place. Well… Luna was bedridden the whole day because she had overused her magic. I felt a little bad about that.
What am I doing now? Well…
"Can you not pat my head?" I slapped away the hand that tried to pat my head while glaring at the owner of said hand. The woman has golden blond hair which is tied in a braided bun and lets down the bangs at the sides of her head. She has bright lime green eyes which should be soulless are now filled with emotions when she is looking at me.
"You promised me that you won't pat my head if I sit on your lap," I kept on glaring at the woman. "And I have paperwork to do as you can see," I wave my arm to the direction where the papers are stack on the table.
Yeah, that woman is sitting on the chair where I usually sit and made me sit on her lap. Not gonna lie, those thighs are to die for but not when I am working. It makes me distract from the work and lose my focus.
That is correct, this woman is Goddess Rhongomyniad whom I had summoned last month. She is wearing a dark blue jacket with yellow lining on it and a side split miniskirt together with dark blue stockings. Since the time she got summed, no… she forcefully summoned herself to my side. She had been doing nothing but showering me with love and is trying to act like a mother.
Well… I am sure something is wrong with this. For someone who had thrown away her humanity, lost her human heart and hardly any emotion left, the way she is acting around me seems wrong for many reasons. And the System is acting like nothing out of ordinary ever happened. Is it trying to take revenge on me because I called it heresy for making me read manga on the screen?
Back to the topic, I was forced to give the blond a new name. I mean, I cannot just call her Goddess Rhongomyniad. She does not want to be called Rhongomyniad and got angry when I tried to shorten the Rhongomyniad. She is not Artoria so, I cannot also call her that. So, I ended calling her Aria which means lioness in Greek.
I just sighed at my misfortune and starts working on the paperwork. While I was focusing on the work, I noticed that a cup of tea was placed not far away from me.
"Thank you, Luna," I said while not looking up from the paper in front of me.
"I am glad I could be of help, Master," my most faithful maid reply. Well, Yumil is also a maid, but I hired her to become a witch.
Just like that, I keep on immerse myself in the paperwork in front of me. Strange… is it just me or the paperwork I need to do seems larger? And the stacks of papers are bigger too. And what the hell is Ace Town? I have not heard about this town before! And there are many more towns I have not heard of before. Did my territory become larger again? Meh, it can't be… right? I mean, Gurguit has been staying near me the whole year.
Just as I was about to continue whatever I was doing, the door opened with a loud bang.
"Good afternoon, my disciple! It is time for your Magic studies!" the loli came in without knocking and start shouting. Seriously, I had never thought that she would be a cheerful type.
"Oh my! Are you still a Mama's Boy? I had never thought that my cute little disciple would still attach to his mother! Fufu," a smirk appears on her face and starts teasing me.
"You are just saying that to see some reactions from me, aren't you?" I deadpan at her.
"Of course!" she replied while puffing out her chest.
"Well, I need to stop my work here. Do you want to take over, Aria?" I asked. This is not the first time I let her do my paperwork. I mean, even if she did poorly, she was, without doubt, a king during the Camelot Singularity. And I am sure she will do a good job now that she had regained some of her human emotions. During Singularity, she looks at the value of humanity as a whole.
Now, I am sure, she will be a good leader with some of her humanity returns. Well, the world is doomed if she instead looks for my wellbeing instead of the value of human life. It won't happen… right?
"Sure, Urien. Leave the rest to me," she smiles and puts me down on the ground by lifting me from under my arms. Why am I seeing myself as Simba when Rafiki Showing Simba his Kingdom? I hear some chuckling sound coming from the loli.
Well, the loli had changed her attire and is now completely different from the time she came here. Now, instead of wearing all white, she is wearing a black one-piece dress. There is also a pair of large purple earrings on her ears. I should have let her spend more time with Macha more. She really looks good in black.
After the battle with the giant lizard, the loli made me took a test to see which type of magics I could use. Well, unsurprisingly, I was able to use Fire and Wind Elemental Magic. What surprised me was I was able to use <Light Magic>. An Evil Lord with <Light Magic>… won't I become a laughingstock among many Evil Lords? And those are not the only magic I could use. I can also use Ice Magic and a rare form of magic called Purification Magic.
When she heard that I could use Purification Magic, the loli starts looking at me like a rare piece of meat. According to her, she had only known about said magic from the books and never seen it before. I am starting to think that she is trying to make me a lab rat for her studies.
The loli in front of me is humming some songs I had never heard before and walking merrily. If I don't know about her, I would have thought that she is just a normal girl in her early teens.
Macha and Gurguit together with his troop are away to make rounds around the forest. Nightingale is treating the knights who came back with multiple injuries. I heard they were hurt because of the beasts. Well, it is not my place to judge them. I will just give them some money to be the knights again. Giving out money will always work, right?
I had read that in some Chinese novels that money can solve most of the problems. Just look at those young masters from their novels. They got away with almost everything because their parents can give out money to the victims and end the trouble right there and then.
Yosh! I will tell Macha to give them some money to not make trouble for me. As for Neos, he is still traveling in space. I am glad that he took the bullshit I pulled out right on the spot. Keith is inside the garden tending the flowers these days. And Yumil is also together with him, learning everything he taught her. What a good student/maid/witch.
The Night Raid is on their own mission given to them by Macha. Delfina is in the capital managing the colosseum she owns. How did she manage to get her hand on that? I do not know. What I know is that the money keeps on rolling in because of it. What a lucky girl. The income of my territory was raised because of the aquatic materials I got from Aine, the pedophile Lady of the Lake.
Because this Empire is surrounded by land, seafood and materials are rare. That is why as a sole distributor of the aquatic materials, I could monopolize the market. I made sure to let Delfina know that people will not be able to know that Gregory company got those aquatic materials from my territory. It will raise many problems if people know that I am the one who gives out the aquatic materials.
Just as I was lost in my thought, the loli and I had arrived at the field where we train our magic. I do not know how or where the loli got it, but she is wearing the oversize fedora hat. I must say it looks good on her.
"Okay, my dear disciple, we will be training Reinforcement Magic today. We can study other magics from the books, but Reinforcement Magic needs to be practice practically. Now, look at me, dear disciple. First, we need to let the Mana flow across all over our body. And then…," the loli in front of me starts explaining how the Reinforcement Magic works.
"One wrong move and you will be hurt fatally but with the scabbard inside you, I am sure you will be fine. Not gonna lie, my dear disciple, you are the easiest student to teach. I don't need to worry about the damage done to your body because of our study sessions," the loli gives me the nasty grin. Oh, how much I hate that grin. How did she know about <Althea>? Well, she noticed my abnormal healing factor and I told her the truth and show her my scabbard. And I could not get back my <Althea> from her for nearly a month.
With trial, errors, and some gruesome explosion of my limbs I had successfully learned how to reinforce my body. By the time I had finished learning, the sun is already on top of our heads. My body is full of sweat because of the blazing sun raging his heat on me. So, I take off the shirt on me and now standing bare chest in the field. Well, I am sure nobody would like to see the naked top of the ten years old boy. Well, two months until I reach ten but let's not care about detail.
I walked toward the corridor so that I could get some shade, which is also the place where the loli is waiting for me. I would get mad if others are staying under the shade while I am standing under the blazing sun, but she is the vampire so, I will let that slide.
Just when I had started to wipe the sweat from my body, I heard the footsteps coming from behind. I could remember the footstep anytime and anywhere. It is the footsteps of my kindred spirit!
"Urien! I come here to play!" she shouted from behind.
"Oh, Yubel! Welcome!" I wave my hand at her.
She was short on her breath when she arrived in front of me.
"Urien, I came here to invite you to my coming-of-age ceremony! Can you please come to my home the next month? I am sure father will be happy to see you too!" she told me while pulling her face up while her body is bent downward, and hands are grabbing her knees. Some sweats are falling from her face.
She looks very beautiful now that my heart skipped a beat. What the hell is wrong with you, Urien! Why the hell did your heart skip a beat because of a ten-year-old girl? Or… am I actually a lolicon? I cannot be… right?
"Sure, I will come," I replied to her with a smile, trying to hide the blush from the face.
"By the way, Urien. What is that star-shaped mark on your shoulder?" the girl in front of me asked with a wide eye.
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Author's Note;
Now, I am back with the third volume of "I Am an Evil Lord Yet, Why Are They Happy to Serve Under Me?"
I hope you guys will tolerate the bullshits I am pulling out in this volume. I am glad that I can keep on writing this story.
Let me thank Yvel Draws for the amazing cover illustration of the third volume of this story. This cover illustration contains two people, Murata Himeko from Honkai Impact 3rd and our beloved Evil Lord wannabe Urien Gregorios.
And let me thank Jerry Kasker for the beautiful portrait of lolibaba, Cecilia Rose. I hope all of you will also love this portrait.
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