As I was in the backseat of my son's car I heard a little girl crying.
I told my son to stop the car and I looked out the window.
There was a homeless girl sitting on the sidewalk bawling her eyes out.
Yet no one decided to help her.
Truly despicable.
I walked up to her and asked what's wrong, but before I could get another word out I felt a sharp pain in my chest, it felt like heartburn.
I looked down and saw the hilt of a knife in my chest.
I put my hand to my heart and felt no beating, she struck my vitals.
I had less than ten minutes to live, based on the fact that my heart couldn't pump blood.
I saw my son running to my side screaming something I couldn't make out.
I looked him in his eyes, and I only had one thing to say to him.
"Delete..... my browser history.
Drown my..... computer."
As I got my last word out my vision started gettin
The afterlife sucks.
There was nothing to do but sing songs on repeat.
Can't a guy get some entertainment or something.
I know I'm not going to heaven, and I didn't do anything bad enough to go to hell, so I'm probably in limbo.
(God POV)
I went to check on the souls of limbo and see if there were any worthy souls.
As I was leaving due to the lack of souls I heard, "just keep swimming, just keep swimming."
(MC POV)
As I was swimming I felt an overwhelming heat.
The feeling was smoldering.
I turned around and saw a being of pure light.
His presence was intense, yet it had a welcoming aura.
I couldn't look at him directly,so I had to squint. It didn't get any dimmer.
I think he caught on to the situation as it got less smothering I saw an old man that looked... kind?
I asked who he was, and immediately knew. He was god.
"Hello Alexander."
God said, his voice sounded soothing.
"I'm sorry you have been here so long, I don't check on this place often."
"It's alright, I'm just glad that there's finally someone else here.
'Though you could have gotten here sooner.'"
"I know Alexander, but I am very busy.
Being ruler of this universe is not as easy or fun as you think."
God replied.
"Can you hear my thoughts?"
"Of course, I'm god."
"As An apology I will give you three wishes."
"Thank you.
May I please get some time to think about my wish."