章 23: *Extra*
In tenkai (heaven)
Ganesha was out on an errand from shiva.
Apparently shiva thinks the other gods are trying to do something fishy in the lake where several goddesses take bath daily.
And as a virtuous and kind god, he felt obliged to investigate and help.
He swears it has absolutely nothing to do with a bunch of naked goddesses. Absolutely nothing.
Though there was one slight problem,
With his mind in the gutter, he forgot a very important detail.
Shiva doesn't give a fuck about anyone other than himself.
Upon reaching near the lake, he could hear splashing noise and laughter,
Ganesha stopped looked at the direction of the lake,
They seems to be enjoying themselves, there is no weird business going on...
... I should still check, yes. It is keep peace and tranquility among the masses, for I am GANESHA.
and it has nothing to do with a bunch of naked goddesses. He reminded himself.
With a steeled heart, newfound confidence, over 9000 stealth, and with every intent to burn the image in his mind, Ganesha took a step forward,
Only to slip, and plant his face on the ground.
No, he has to get up, the goddesses are waiting for him.
He lifted up his face to see the said goddesses surrounding him with towels wrapped around there private parts.
"great another one is here" goddess 1 said
"I have to say it's a new face" goddess 2 said
"we should get some guards now that there so many humans here" goddess 3 said
"let's deal with this one first" goddess 4 said.
"wait wait ladies I..I..
... I am Ganesha" he said with a serious expression.
Silence followed after that declaration,
"let's hang him with the other one"
"" agreed ""
"No no wait It's not what.. Wait Aaaaaaa.."
After that a loud, and very painful "I am Ganesha" resounded throughout tenkai,
Ganesha regained consciousness after a few moments to find himself hanging upside down on a tree and visibly beaten up,
He should not have listened to shiva. But it was too late.
The rope was slowing rotating giving him a panoramic view of the scenery when it was suddenly interrupted by another families face appearing right in front of him.
"Her.. Hermes?" the god was also tied up upside down on the tree and visibly beaten up,
Hermes looked at the tearful Ganesha with a smile and asked
"first time?"
....
In Kailash region in tenkai, it was huge mountain range covered with snow.
A god was lying down on the peak of the tallest mountain as he noticed the scream and grinned,
"now that's quality music"
...
To our protagonist lio strolling around tenkai never gets old,
just look at the view, the floating castles, the endless waterfalls, the absolutely stunning gardens, beautiful architecture and... What the fuck is that!?
Right in the middle of the open garden, there was a gigantic statue of Rias and bunch of gods sitting around it,
Suddenly they all prostrated
"" "our goddess" ""
Did those dimwits forget they are gods,
A sigh unknowingly escaped my mouth,
"oh, Jesus" I sighed
"you called?"
"HOLY FU*KING SHI.."
I turned around to greet a middle aged shabby looking guy. he was Jesus, literally.
He was like me, initially a human, had a gift for gods, and had fix up there mess.
"for the last time, stop appearing out of nowhere, senpai"
He was assigned to the world where I came from, earth, and my senior here in tenkai hence I like to call him senpai.
"they are at it again"
He looked the prostrating gods,
"what happened?" I asked him
"rejected by freya, at doorstep this time"
Yeah I highly doubt those freya fanatics are going to let anyone anywhere near Folkvangr. Freya's mansion up in Valhalla district.
"so they got rejected and started doing... whatever that is" I said. As he nodded in response.
"it's not the first time, thay will be back to normal by tomorrow."
Yep that's the thing that makes gods exceptionally dangerous, they are more fickle and moody then a teenager going through puberty.
We looked the the gods, who again prostrated in front of the Rias statue, while one of them held his right arm on his chest and started praying
"we ask not gold, nor power,
We need no land, no food,
All we ask is for thou to heal our broken hearts.....
'that doesn't sound too bad'
".... With thy juicy thighs and huge knocker.."
What the fuc..
"... We plead you to forgive our sins,
For we are not ashamed to admit, we are thy simps"
"amen"
"" "AMEN" ""
I looked at jesus who had a face of pure disgust and agony, for a man whose entire life was to guide humanity to the path of righteousness by the Gods, only to find the said gods doing.... That.
Oi Oi senpai, Don't go into an existential crisis. I thought he would be used to it by now.
But I have to say they are passionate. Just a like a little too far off the mark, but they got spirit.
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