章 42: Luffy! Luffy luffyyyy~
"Wyper! People are up on the upper cloud!" Kamakiri notifies Wyper.
"Another vassal has fallen. We found Gedatsu with his head stuck in the floor over there!" Braham comes back.
"Tch! Those damn blue sea trespassers cleaned up this place good. They didn't leave us anyone to fight besides some stray heavenly warriors." Genbo complains.
"There is a pair climbing up the beanstalk!" Laki notifies Wyper.
"Give me the spyglass… It's two of the blue sea trespassers. They must be following their comrades towards the final battle of Enel! Ignore the two and let's go!" Wyper throws the spyglass back to Laki and rushes towards the beanstalk.
…
(POV change Braum and Annie)
"Man this is a tall beanstalk. Are you sure you are okay, uncle Braum?" Annie asks while sitting on his shoulders.
"Heheh! Braum is fine! Only a few more ram horn scratches on my skin." Braum reassures her.
"... I really want to see how you would fare against the attacks from daddy now~" Annie smiles as this moving stone fortress just upgraded to a moving steel fortress.
"Hm? Someone is making their way up." Braum comments as the Shandians are closing in on them.
"Daddy said to ignore them, right?" Annie asks.
"Yes, he said that they will be the audience or something. But I am curious what he will do…" Braum
The Shandians pass them while giving the two some weird looks.
…
(POV Luffy and Lynx)
"Are we there yet? I'm so boreeeeed!" Luffy complains as I am still flying up to God's residence.
"Oh, shut up! We are almost there." I haven't been nor have any coordinates to know where exactly it is to make a portal, so I have to do it the old fashioned way.
"REALLY?! Then let's kick fuckwads ass!!!" Luffy laughs and uses Annie's insult as a nickname.
"El thor." I hear the chant and immediately move away, before another giant lightning strike passes the two of us.
"WHOA!! That was close!" Luffy
"Hey fuckwad! You missed again!" I taunt the sky.
With a flash, Enel appears in front of us, creates a ball cloud and sits on it.
"Yehahaha, the flies really don't know when to die, huh?" Enel asks with a playful grin.
"Haha that's cute~ You actually think you have the strength to face either of us." I grin right back at him.
"It seems that you really don't understand the true meaning of God. You keep insulting me when it's the last thing you should be willing to do." Enel's smirk falls as he keeps looking at us.
"Wait, he is the god?" Luffy asks confused.
"Nah, he only ate a logia devil fruit and has a god complex. Like I said, either of us can beat him." I explain Luffy.
"I don't like being ignored. Sango." Enel sends a lightning blast towards us.
"Luffy! I choose you!" I grab Luffy and toss him at Enel.
"Wohooooo!" Luffy yells on top of his lungs as he flies his way at the lightning blast and Enel.
"A sacrifice to the god? How kind." Enel smirks until Luffy effortlessly flies through the lightning blast and crashes into him.
"WHAT?!" Enel is confused as hell at how Luffy can touch him and grab onto him.
"Luffy! Use bite!" I give him a command.
"Ah? Ok!" Luffy smiles and puts Enel's head all the way to his shoulders into his mouth.
*CHOMP!*
"Ouch! What the fuck is wrong with you people! Ten million volt! ...GET OFF!!!" Enel tries to get Luffy off by discharging 10 million volts. But as it doesn't work he pulls off Luffy and kicks him away.
Bringing together my hands, I form a blue eldritch chain and throw it at Luffy. The chain wraps around his waist and stops his fall. With a pull and a spin I drag Luffy around me gathering velocity on him.
"Luffy! Use Rubber bazooka!" I give my Luffy pokemon another command.
"Gum gum… bazooka!!!" Luffy let's his arms drag behind as I spin him around until he comes around back towards Enel.
*THUMP!!*
Enel gets launched from not expecting much again.
"WOHOOO!!! AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN!!!" Luffy cheers with shining stars.
"Alright, but when we fight like this, you should act as a pokemon, then! You are only allowed to say your name and call out your moves." I grin as this was just a joke, but now it's way too fun!
'I should start to make 'pokemon battles' as training! This shit is waaaay too fun!' Lynx
"Huh? What are pokemon battles?" Luffy looks at me confused.
"Pokemon battles will train you and make you stronger in battle. Just listen to me and you can beat Enel by yourself." I encourage Luffy with bait.
"Weird, but okay! Luffy! Luffy Luffyyyy!" Luffy decides to go along with it.
"Good! Now let's go beat that asshole, Luffy!" I yell and start to fly the way Enel has flown towards.
"Luffy! Luffyyyyyyyyy!!!" Luffy gets pulled behind me by the eldritch chain with a joyful shout.
…
(POV everyone on the island where they defeated Ohm)
"Huh? You defeated Ohm as well?" Braham is speechless looking at the group.
"Huh, who are you pansies?" Zoro asks.
"That's the one Lynx talked to when we surfaced on the white sea." Mikita points at Wyper.
"So you are already here?" Gan Fall stands up.
The next second the Shandians raise the guns towards Gan Fall and shoot any weapon they have.
"There is no place for you, you old bones." Genbo spits out.
"My my! That was rude, no?" From the dust Braum becomes visible with his normal shield and energy shield blocking the attack from hitting Gan Fall.
"Really? We did the jobs you couldn't do and now you attack random parties? Daddy said to keep everyone alive besides the vassals." Annie swings her legs on top of Braums shoulder.
"We didn't ask you! This is our fight!" Kamakiri yells.
"Oh? Then do you wanna try fighting me?" Annie grins, with fire starting to burn over her, sending cold shivers down their spines.
'What the hell?! How did that kid give me the chills?!' Wyper looks at Annie warily.
"No, Annie. Lynx said they should be left alive." Braum reminds her, implying that she would massacre them.
"I have enough of this! Eat iron!" Genbo fires at Braum and Annie.
"Don't Genbo! They are Mont Blanc's friends!" Laki yells but it's too late.
*Plup…*
Braum coats his arm in armor and catches the cannonball without much strain.
"Alright, no more mister nice Braum. Let's go Annie, these rude people need to be taught a lesson." Braum drops the cannonball to the floor and walks forward.
"Yaay! More fun! Go Tibbers! I'm going too!" Annie throws Tibbers to the left side of Braum while she jumps down on the right side.
*Bam! BAM!*
Tibbers and Annie grew to their giant flaming selves, dwarfing by Braum by one meter.
"Hey! Let me join!" Lux skips over.
"I got my fight stolen, so this will do as well." Zoro walks over.
Seeing the three giant figures and two smaller ones slowly and confidently walking towards them, the Shandians' hair stood on end.
"... If we survive this, I will say it now, but this is all on you Genbo." Braham says to his compatriot.
"Agreed!" All the other Shandians agree.
"Stop complaining and get ready to fight!" Wyper commands as he prepares his burn bazooka.
The winds suddenly stir as Janna descends in the middle with gales keeping the two parties apart.
"I leave you all for a second and you already seek trouble… Anyway stop this squabble. Lynx and Luffy are coming after another figure towards here." Janna says.
"Oh great! Not again…" Zoro looks away annoyed.
"Oh, then the show is starting! Let's relax then, no?" Braum sets down his shield with a smile.
"Daddy is coming?! This should be spicy!" Annie smiles as she and Tibbers shrink back to normal size and she climbs on Braums shoulder for a better view.
"Oh! This will be exciting!" Lux climbs on the other shoulder of Braum effortlessly as he doesn't mind.
Janna nods and floats towards the way she feels the winds stirring.
The Shandians on the other hand are confused as hell. Like they felt like they just entered the coldest place in the world from feeling the pressure from Braum and Annie. Even more so when Zoro, Lux and Janna arrived. But now they just disengaged as if this was a minor bother while they waited for a performance.
"Uh? What do we do now?" Kamakiri asks Wyper.
"We don't have to fight them anymore before we engage Enel. But this feels weird." laki comments.
"Show… Lynx and Luffy… They must mean that the leaders and Enel are to arrive here shortly and will fight." Wyper concludes from what Lynx told him before.
"Then this is our chance of taking Enel personally down without receiving help." Braham says.
*BOOOM!!!*
A loud crash appears on the sky island dozens of meters away. Inside it is the confused and shocked Enel, not believing what just happened.
'How, did that lowlife touch me? I am lightning! Did I not focus enough?' Enel starts to doubt himself.
"DIEEEEE!!!" Some Shandians attacked him with their burn bazookas and other weapons.
'Let's dodge these just in case.' Enel dodges the attacks but feels one bullet pass through him without anything happening. He turned into lightning per usual and let it pass through.
"So that means that he was just a special case… 20 million volt varie. Still need to find out why he can do that." Enel casually releases 20 million volts around himself, casually frying the few close range Shandians.
"Why can't we hit him?!?!" Genbo complains.
"Because I am god, I am lightning~" Enel smiles confidently again while letting the attacks just pass through him.
*SWIP BOOM!*
A meteor crashes, drawing everyone's attention.
"Here's DADDY!!!" I emerge from the crater.
"LUFFYYY! Luffy luffy! Lufyfyfyfyfyfy!" Luffy jumps out as well and starts to laugh.
"Uhhh, Lynx? What did you do?" Zoro points at Luffy confused.
"Oh, we are playing a pokemon battle. Oh right! You just reminded me! All Shandians please make some space. Enel ate a logia type fruit, so you won't be able to damage him unless he wills it." I announce to the Shandians.
"No you stay out! This is our battle!" Braham yells.
At this moment a fire ignites behind the Shandians. Turning around they see the flaming and smiling Annie.
"You should listen to my daddy if you care for your tribe." Annie says smiling, but it didn't feel that way for the Shandians.
"Fine, but how do you plan to do it?!" Wyper doesn't want to admit it, but he noticed that they aren't able to give a scratch to Enel.
"Just watch. Oh! Almost forgot!" With two pulls in the air, I summon Siren and Sona.
"Huh? Master? You need something from us?" Siren asks expectantly.
"Another guy to be beat to a pulp?" Sona grins sadistically.
"Nope! Can you play and sing something that I will send to your memories?" I ask grinning from ear to ear.
"Uh? Sure?" Siren looks confused since this looks like a fighting scene.
"Fine, give it." Sona pouts.
With a thought, I send them a certain song.
The two look confused, but Sona starts playing the intro on her zytre.
"Alright Luffy! I choose you again!" I point at Enel.
"Luffy!" Luffy jumps in front of me grinning in a battle stance.
At this time Siren finally starts to sing the lyrics.
"I want to be the very best, like no one ever was!" Siren
"What is this show you puny human? You think you can defeat me just because of this music?" Enel looks annoyed at me.
"Of course! This music gives power!!! Luffy! Charge at him and use bullet!"
"To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause!" Siren
"Luffy! Gomu gomu no bullet!" Luffy throws his hand back and charges at Enel while shooting forward the stretched hand.
"Useless!" Enel just transforms into lightning before Luffy can get a solid hit on him.
"I will travel across the land, searching far and wide!" Siren
"Luffy! You need to be unpredictable! Use rocket headbut on me!" Lynx
"WHAT?!" Spectators.
"Luffy? LUFFY! Gomu gomu no Rocket!!!" Luffy extends his hands and hooks them on me.
I make myself heavy to act as an anchor as he launches himself at me. Just in the nick of time I create a portal in front of me leading to behind Enel.
"What?! ACK!!!" Enel looks stupefied as Luffy disappears into the small portal and something crashes into him from behind.
"Each Pokemon, to understand the power that's inside!" Siren
"Luffy! Use entangle!" Lynx
"Gomu gomu no Octopus!" Luffy elongates his limbs and envelops the stunned Enels body.
"Pokemon! Gotta catch em' all!" Siren
"Luffy! Use bite again!" Lynx
*Chomp!*
Luffy has Enel's head again in his mouth.
"It's you and me, I know it's my destiny!" Siren
"Fucking annoying!" Enel turns into lightning and escapes from the soles of his shoes, where Luffy didn't cover up.
"30 million volt Kiten!" Enel sends a lightning wolf towards Luffy, but it leaves him unscratched.
"Pokemon! Oh, you're my best friend, in a world we must defend!" Siren
"The attacks don't work on Luffy because he is made of rubber." Chopper hypothesizes.
"What's rubber? Nevermind, he is a paramecia! This isn't the only way to fight with lightning!" Enel heard with his ability what Chopper said.
"Pokemon! Gotta catch em' all!" Siren
"Luminous forge! Think of it as lightning in a form. I don't have the time to play around with you!" Enel transforms his staff into a bladed spear and attacks Luffy.
"Dodge Luffy! Gain distance!" LUffy follows my command and jumps high into the air.
"Haha, so as I figured! Your weakness is sharp objects!" Enel laughs.
"Luffy luffy!" Luffy doesn't directly admit it since he is still talking like a pokemon.
"Don't really care, I will bring you down fast enough!" Enel charges again.
"A heart so true, our courage will pull us through!" Siren
"Grab it and use battle-axe!" Lynx
"LufFYY! Gomu gomu no battle-axe!" Luffy feels the burn but still spins and delivers a dropkick, sending Enel crashing down without his weapon.
"Why you little shit!" Enel stands up enraged.
"You teach me and I'll teach you, Po-ke-mon!" Siren
"Use gatling gun!" Lynx
Enel stares up at Luffy, smiles and catches both his hands.
"Your hands don't multiply!" Enel swings Luffy trying to crash him into the floor.
"Rocket charge!" Lynx
"Gomu gomu no rocket!" Luffy shrinks his hands and crashes into Enel before he crashes into the ground.
Enel is sent flying across the street.
"Gotta catch em' all!" Siren
"Damn I need to get that bastard who is commanding this idiot. El thor!" Enel sends over a lightning pillar towards me.
"Unbreakable!" I use the baton to extend a bullet like shield to brush off the lightning.
"Gotta catch em' all!" Siren
"Fine then! I'll go close range then! 100 million volt var-!" Enel lightning teleports in front of me only to eat a grayish fist in his face, sending him flying again across the street.
"Get your Thundurus electric type ass back into the arena! This is a pokemon battle, so no attacking the trainer! Next time I will just shove this baton up your ass!" I wave the baton in front of me.
"What are you even talking about?!" Enel doesn't know if he should be confused by me being also able to punch him or by the stuff I say.
"Every challenge along the way, with courage I will face!" Siren
"I have enough of your bullshit! I am GOD!!!" Enel becomes even more enraged as he collects his spear.
"Luffy! Zone out!" Lynx
"Luffy? Luffyyy~" Luffy becomes expressionless.
"You want him to die that badly? Fine then!" Enel Goes to stab Luffy again but Luffy dodges his attack purely out of instinct, though with a stupid looking face.
"WHAT IS IT NOW?!" Enel is annoyed as hell.
"I will battle every day, to claim my rightful place!" Siren
"Luffy! Use gattling gun on the floor between you two!" Lynx
"Luffyaaaaaaa!" Luffy becomes serious again as he uses the move on the floor making it bounce up back into Enel, who can't predict where he is aiming.
"Great! Now use rifle!" Lynx
"Gomu gomu no rifle!!!" Luffy approaches Enel with his hand stretched back, twisting around itself.
*BOOOM!!* Enel is sent flying through multiple ruined buildings.
"Come with me, the time is right, there's no better team!" Siren
"Let's go Luffy! We need to follow!" I start to run after Enel.
"Luffy? Luffy!" Luffy follows me, with Sona and Siren following us with the music
The rest of the people just watch stupidly.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE WE WATCHING?!" Everyone
"Oh! Daddy will need to teach me this game!" Annie screams cheerfully.
"Let's ask together!" Lux nods repeatedly at Annie as both of them are admiring the fun me and Luffy have.
'These girls are lost causes…' Everyone
"Arm in arm, we'll win the fight, it's always been our dream!" Siren
Enel steps back and stands still with trembling shoulders.
"You disgrace me time after time again. Time for you all to die! MAX 200 MILLION VOLT AMARU!!!" Enel
"Woah! Thundurus used gigamax! WHAT A BITCH!!!" I yell at him for using that shit.
"Pokemon! Gotta catch em' all!" Siren
"Fuck it! Luffy come here!" Lynx
"Luffy?" Luffy comes to me confused about what I want.
"Open wide!" I grab Luffy's jaws and spread them far apart before I jump inside.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?!" Everyone
"It's you and me, I know it's my destiny!" Siren
"Monsoon! Gigamax Luffy!" Summoning all the air through his mouth into his stomach, I then control how the air spreads through his body to make a giant gear 3 Luffy.
"LUFFYYYYY!!!" Luffy has shining eyes as he sees how much he grew.
"SOOOO COOOOOOL!!!" Lux and Chopper admire my work.
"Pokemon! Oh, you're my best friend, in a world we must defend!" Siren
"Let's go Luffy! Use gigamax gatling gun!" I fly into the airspace I created in Luffy's head and command.
"LUUUUFFYYYYY!!!" Luffy uses the gattling gun on Enel which doesn't have much mass, so it does nothing. but annoy Enel.
"Pokemon! Gotta catch em' all!" Siren
"Fine Luffy, if you want to become stronger, you need to become my summon! Say Luffy once for yes or don't say Luffy for no." I warned him since the balloon arms did nothing without haki.
"Luffy?" Luffy asks confused.
"Good!" I create a lasso and expand it into the wall of the neck.
"A heart so true, our courage will pull us through!" Siren
"No command." I feel the connection with Luffy and smile.
I don't want to change Luffy, even though he is an idiot, he is a fun idiot.
"Alright! Gigamax Luffy- 10 ton enchant! Use Giga rifle!" I draw the power from Mikita and forcefully enchant Luffy's fist.
"You teach me and I'll teach you, Po-ke-mon! Gotta catch em' all! Gotta catch em' all!" Siren
"Gomu gomu no…. GIGA RIFLE!" Luffy uses his rifle move again as he closes in on Enel.
"Useless! That won't do anything again! Here! Impale yourself!" Enel golds the now tiny spear in his hand like a knife.
"Fuck you! Forceful armament haki!" I use my soul energy to harden Luffy's fist with haki.
Gotta catch em' all! Gotta catch em' all!
*BOOOOOOOOMMM!!!* Enel's spear knife bent under the hardness, weight and momentum of Luffy's arm and Enel isn't in better shape either.
He flies away unconscious.
"Luffy! Fish!" Lynx
"Gomu gomu no fishing!" Luffy's arm extends as he grabs on Enel and drags him back.
Enel, who is hel in Luffy's giant arm is already trying to restart his consciousness with electricity, but I create a portal.
"Thousands years of death with no escape!" I shove the baton through the portal and voila- Enel on a stick.
"Po-ke-mon!" Siren ends the song as there is no point in singing it anymore
クリエイターの想い 
Natsujan
Natsujan Hi guys! Sorry for the late chap.
Just too many chapters to skim through and after the idea for the main battle came from a joke, I rewrote the whole battle.
I must tell you that I was dying from laughter from writing this chap.
Enjoy~
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