章 431: Pre-Season Schedule

Kingsley Coman, Juventus' 19-year-old recruit from PSG, was the first to step on the hilarious excuse of a stage that was a chair positioned in the middle of the room. The young French footballer outdid himself by performing P. Diddy's classic hit - Bad Boys for Life. His lyrical flow was spot on — as if he had practiced the rap song several times beforehand. He even elicited a wave of thunderous applause from his new teammates when he left the stage.

Then, it was Patrice Evra's turn to sing. The other Frenchman stepped on stage and introduced himself before getting into the groove. He sang Marvin Gaye's Let's Get it on and strained his voice to hit all the high notes. Naturally, his sorry excuse of an attempt to sing elicited frenzied waves of laughter from the other Juventus players.