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章 42: The Party pt. 2

Maggie's POV

"Okay, I'm just going to ask, can you sing for us?" Jenna asks.

"Sing?" I question.

"Yeah, Jack told us that you have a great singing voice." Alissa states.

"Jacks telling you a lot of things doesn't he?" I smack Jack on the arm.

"You don't have to." Simon said.

"No, I'm actually excited. It'll be fun." I smile.

"I have an idea. How about we request songs for you to sing?"

"Yay, you're in charge. THAT'S never gone wrong before." I sigh and everyone laughs except Jack.

Oh you know it's true.

"Just get on the stage." He says rolling his eyes.

I thwack Jack on the head before jumping on the stage. I grab a microphone. Alissa was the first to request a song. She chose 'Candyman' by Christina Aguilera.

"I met him out for dinner on a Friday night, he really had me workin' up an appetite.

He had tattoos up and down his arm,"

I paused and smiled in Jack's direction, which made everyone turn they're heads to him.

"There's nothing more dangerous than a boy with charm.

He's a one stop shop, makes the panties drop,"

I paused and tried to hold in a laugh.

"He's a sweet-talkin', sugar coated candyman.

A sweet-talkin', sugar coated candyman.

Oh yeah.

He took me to the Spider Club at Hollywood and Vine,

We drank champagne and we danced all night,

We shook the paparazzi with a big surprise."

I lifted up my left and and wiggled my ring finger which made everyone smile.

"The gossip tonight will be tomorrow's headline.

"He's a one-stop shop, makes my cherry pop,

Jack covered his face. "OOOH!"

"He's a sweet talkin', sugar coated candyman,

A sweet-talkin', sugar coated candyman.

He's a one-stop shop, makes my cherry pop,

He's a sweet-talkin', sugar coated candyman oh.

A sweet-talkin', sugar coated candyman.

Woo yeah.

Well by now I'm getting all bothered and hot,

When he kissed my mouth he really hit the spot."

I jumped off the stage and made my way towards Jack.

"He had lips like sugar cane.

Good things come to boys who wait.

Sweet, sugar candyman.

He's a one-stop, gotcha hot, making all the panties drop.

I could tell that Jack was getting embarrassed.

"Sweet, sugar candyman,

He's a one-stop, got me hot, making my, uh pop."

Jack's POV

Not gonna lie. I liked how Maggie was singing this, it made me feel so embarrassed, but it turned me on at the same time.

Maggie's POV

"Sweet, sugar candyman

He's a one-stop, get it while it's hot, baby don't stop.

Sweet, sugar

He got those lips like sugar cane,

Good things come to boys who wait."

I make my way back to the stage.

"He's a one stop shop, with a real big Uh,"

"OOOOOH!!!" Everyone shouted and I laughed while Jack's face and ears had turned dark red.

"Thanks for the compliment!" He yelled to me. I laughed and stopped the song.

"Good god that was amazing." I breathe, "are you uncomfortable yet?" I ask.

"SHUT UP!" He whines and everyone laughs.

Damn right

"SING LONDON BRIDGE!" Joe shouted.

Oh god, another one of 'those' songs.

"Alright, fine."

"When I come to the club, step aside.

Part the seas, don't be having me in the line.

VIP, cause you know I gotta shine,"

I wink.

"I'm Maggie Mags, and let me love you long time,"

Everyone laughed at how I changed Fergie Ferg to Maggie Mags.

"All my girls get down on the floor,

Back to back drop it down real low,"

Just that moment, I dropped on the stage which left everyone with mouths wide. I smirked and stood back up.

"I'm such a lady but I'm dancing like a ho,

Cause you know I don't give a fuck, so here we go!

How come every time you come around, my London London Bridge wanna go down like,

London, London, London wanna go down like,

London, London, London be going down like. (2x)

I got off the stage and grabbed a drink.

"The drinks start pouring,

And my speech starts slurring,

Everybody start looking REAL good.

The Grey Goose got your girl feelin' loose,"

I wink

"Now I'm wishing that I didn't wear these shoes,

It's like every time I get up on the dude,"

I snake my way around Simon and wrap an arm around his neck just to piss Jack off.

"Paparazzi put my business in the news,

And I'm like get up out my face,

'Fore I turn around and spray your ass with mace.

My lips make you wanna have a taste.

You got that? I got that bass."

I say, shaking my hips around.

"WHOOOOO!" Everyone clapped and whistled.

"HEYA!" Felix yells.

Now This is a party song

"My baby don't mess around,

Because he loves me so

And I know for sure.

Uh, But does he really wanna,

But can't stand to see me walk out the door.

Don't try to fight the feeling, cause the thought alone is killin' me right now.

Uh! Thank god for mom and dad for sticking to together cause we don't know how.

Heya! Heya! Heya! Heya!

You think you've got it,

Oh you think you've got it.

But got it just don't get it, til' there's nothing at all.

We get together, oh we get together.

But separates alway better when there's feelings involved."

(Skipping a bit)

"Hey, alright now fellas."

I pause and put the microphone towards the boys.

"YEAH!" They all shout.

"Now what's cooler, than being cool?"

I put the microphone in front of the boys again.

"ICE COLD!"

"I can't hear ya. I say what's, what's cooler than being cool?"

"ICE COLD!"

"Alright, Alright, Alright, Alright, Alright,Alright, Alright, Alright, Alright, Alright, Alright, Alright, Alright. Okay now ladies."

"YEAH!"

"Now I'm gonna break this thing down in just a few seconds. Now don't have me break this thing down for nothing. I wanna se y'all on your baddest behaviour. Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbour. Ah! Here we go now shake it, shake, shake it, shake it.

(A/N Okay, the song went on too long, so I cut it there.)

"HIPS DON'T LIE!" Conor shouts.

Oh for fucks sake.

"YOU'RE ONLY CHOOSING THAT BECAUSE YOU KNOW I CAN BELLY DANCE BITCH!" I yell back.

It was true, that's another one of my talents. Well, define "talents".

Everyone looked at me with shocked faces.

"CAN YOU REALLY?" Simon questioned. I nodded.

"OH I WANNA SEE THIS." Caspar says, with a cheeky grin.

The nerves are real

"I'LL SING IT IF CONOR JOINS ME."

"WITH PLEASURE." He says, joining me on the stage.

Conor sang the first bit.

"Ladies up in here tonight..

No fighting, no fighting

(We got the refugees up in here)

No fighting

Shakira, Shakira

I never really knew that she could dance like this

She makes a man want to speak Spanish

Cómo se llama, bonita, mi casa, su casa Shakira, Shakira,"

Then I started.

"Oh baby, when you talk like that

You make a woman go mad

So be wise, and keep on feeling the signs of my body.

And I'm on tonight, you know my hips don't lie,

And I'm starting to feel it's right.

All the attraction, the tension.

Don't you see baby, this is perfection."

It went back to Conor

"Hey Girl, I can see your body moving

And it's driving me crazy

And I didn't have the slightest idea

Until I saw you dancing

And when you walk up on the dance floor

Nobody cannot ignore the way you move your body, girl

And everything so unexpected - the way you right and left it

So you can keep on shaking it."

"Oh boy, I can see your body moving,

Half animal, half man.

I don't, don't really know what I'm doing,

But you seem to have a plan.

My will and self restraint,

Have come to fail now, fail now.

See, I am doing what I can, but I can't do you know,

That's a bit too hard to explain."

Conor's POV

I was enjoying singing with Maggie. I don't know what came over me, but I had the urge to kiss her right then and there.

No Conor, she's engaged to your brother for Gods sake! What is wrong with you?

It's the weird part of my brain kicking in.

"Señorita, fell the conga,

Let me see you move like you come from Colombia.

Maggie's POV

I took that as my cue to start dancing.

Here we go.

I started out slow, then moved on faster. I did everything from hips lifts to piston hips. When I stopped, everyone just started clapping.

Well damn, I know how to wow a crowd.

I smiled and curtseyed.

"OKAY. ALISSA, SINCE IM SUCH A HUGE FAN OF YOU. WILL YOU SING "IT'S EVERY NIGHT SIS' WITH ME?"

"IT WOULD BE MY HONOR." She bows and I smile. I pushed Conor off the stage and let Alissa join me.

"Hold on, does anybody have heir vlogging camera with them?" I ask.

"I DO!" Joe shouted.

Of course he does.

"VLOG THIS FOR ME." I say. Joe nods and turns his camera on.

"Okay, so how about I sing Rice's parts, and you sing yours?" I ask.

"Will you sing my parts with me? It'll be fun." She says.

"Sure! Are you ready for this?" I ask.

"I was born ready." She makes a face and gets another mic from the DJ.

Alissa starts off with the intro.

"Yo, I wasn't about to go in, but like now I feel like I have to you know.

I mean, I feel kinda bad, but like, fuck it, haha.

Alright, yeah."

She stopped.

"I can tell that you came with a Disney flow, aye.

Ain't nobody ever heard about your Disney show, aye,

Got a bitch that remind of my cereal from Britain, when I see her I'm like cheerio.

Yeah, Alissa called asking me if we could win against Jake Paul,"

Everyone made a face at his name which made me let out a small laugh.

"I said we're Gucci like the shirt with the snakes on. I just heard the song Team 10 now I hate y'all. Logan that will be your last hit like an 8 ball."

Alissa moved her mic closer to her mouth and started up again. I joined her.

"Nah, wrong Paul, yeah it's Jake LIKE FROM STATE FARM!

Get girls BUT THE HOOKER SAID YOU PAID FOR IT.

Me and Mags in a house with like 8 floors, ride your brothers nuts,

You're a SQUIRREL FOR HIS ACORN!" We shouted together.

It was my turn again.

"Aye, you got girls where they at ARE YOU SERIOUS?

Aye, Guinnessy I'm like George I'm just curious.

Aye Alissa says YOU CUM FAST LIKE THE FURIOUS!

Diss tracks, you are my reflection like a mirror is,"

At that moment Alissa and I both shouted 'HOYA!'

"Wanna flex on my wrist I put some ice on it,

I'ma make her wet, then maybe put some rice on it.

Talk shit, now I'm on your head like some lice on it.

Heard you used to bully kids BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL!

Second part, for the kill, that's what Mags do.

Hit it twice this ain't Insta, I DON'T LIKE YOU!"

Everyone including me shouted out the last bits of each line together. I was struggling not to break out in laughter at how in sync we were.

"Gotta put this rice in some beef LIKE SOME THAI FOOD!

You ain't got no bars, no flow LIKE A LAKE DO!

Rented cars and THAT ROLLIE LOOKING FAKE TO!

Let's go back to the bully thing, listen here,

Was in back in middle school, or was it SENIOR YEAR!

Didn't think you'd get caught like an interference.

Pick on others just to hide that YOU WERE INSECURE!

How you think they felt when they went home and they were dripping tears.

You cheated on a good girl, TESSA'S HIDEOUS,

And then you went and got a big head, LIKE YOU PHINEAS!" I shouted out. It went back to Alissa.

"It's everyday bro, with the same bully flow,

Bully at school, now you BULLYING YOUR BRO!

Diss your own brother, I don't really get it though.

Stop bragging just accept NOBODY KNOWS YOUR DISNEY SHOW!

It's everyday bro, with the same bully flow,

Bully at school, now you BULLYING YOUR BRO!

Diss your own brother, I don't really get it though.

Stop bragging, just accept NOBODY KNOWS YOUR DISNEY SHOW!

Should've never cheated now, never cheated now.

Got fame from your brother now, FROM YOUR BROTHER NOW!

And he's a better kisser now, BETTER KISSER NOW!

Now I'm onto bigger things, BIGGER THINGS NOW!" We both sang, then it went back to me.

"Shoulda never cheated now, never cheated now.

No I'm fucking on your bitch now, ON YOUR BITCH NOW!

You used to be a fan, and you stills fan now.

They gon' call me RichMags, cause' I'M DUMB RICH NOW!"

Everyone broke out in applause, and Alissa and I both curtseyed.

"That was fucking amazing." I say.

"We're going to be best friends." Alissa says and I laugh. We both get off the stage and the DJ goes back to playing normal club music.

"I'M GOING TO GET A DRINK!" I shout.

"WE'LL BE HERE!" Zoe shouts back.

I walk over to the bar and order a vodka with lemonade. The bartender was making the drink when I pulled up Instagram. I saw that everyone had tagged me in some photos.


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