章 162: Happiest Birthday

[Adrian's POV]

Adrian stepped out of his room to the aroma of a festive afternoon. After a quick trip to the bathroom to gurgle and empty his bladder, he skidded downstairs with a hum, catching a glimpse of his two little sisters decorating the wall of the dining room with golden letter balloons.

'HAPPY 24TH BIRTHDAY ADRIAN,' it read.

He smiled and ruffled both his sisters' head, earning him a groan.

"Get lost! You're not supposed to be alive yet," Audrey said, shoving him away from the dining table. "We're not yet done. Go back to your room and watch your porn or something! Out! Out!"

Adrian chuckled and caught her in a headlock. "What was that? Since when did you learn to speak like that, huh? Ho do you know about porn?"

"Excuse me? I'm not a kid. I'm turning eighteen this year—Argh! Stupid brother, let go!"