People told me everyone has a soul mate. That I just haven't met them yet. I don't believe that. I'm already thirty and still don't have a boyfriend. What am I doing wrong? I stare out my window and sigh. Maybe mister right is already dead or married. Wait, why did I think of death first? I sigh again. "I need some coffee." I say, getting up. Oh, right you don't know much about me do you. Then, let's try this. I clear my throat. "Hi, there! I'm Alex Dragon! I come from a weird family! However, I'm completely normal… Well, as normal as I can be. You could say I like to break the fourth wall. I have trouble finding a man. Oh, right you already knew that."
I sit down and take a sip of coffee. "You know I don't know much about myself. Hey, maybe you can help. If you want to that is. Every now and then I have a question I can't answer. If you want to help me please give answer at the end; for now though…" I put down my coffee and went onto my computer. I look up at you. "Oh, right. You want to see?" You move behind me to look at my computer. "Looks like I got two job offers. One at Pizza Hive and one at Sniff Mart. Both want me to be a cashier. I can't be too picky. I need the money after all. What do you think I should do?
A)Pizza Hive or B)Sniff Mart
What should I do? Comment your answers.