章 421: 421. High Talks
"Happy 420th everyone... let's fuck this planet's atmosphere with smoking weed" Deadpool shouted and ran to everyone and distributed joints.
Alexander looked at Olivia, "Let's just sit with little beasts and children to eat dinner."
"Yes, I don't want to be around them. They are like animals." She scornfully said.
"For now they are. I'm sure the moment the stuff hits their brains they all will start having discussions about the universe like some saint." Alexander predicted.
Alexander let everyone to smoke while he spent time with nonsmokers. It was the team avatar, the beasts, and surprisingly Zuko. Iroh had also joined Ragnarok and Gandalf.
"I thought you would join your uncle." Alexander amusingly stated.
"I don't drink. It clouds my mind." Zuko stiffly replied.
"Well, sometimes it also gives you much-needed silence. Life will always be filled with bad experiences, you just need to grab every opportunity to be happy. Here, drink this." Alexander quoted and gave him a can of cold beer.
*Tip* *Tap*
Alexander saw the joys of his life coming towards him. They all had different musical instruments on them.
"G-Chan, we want to sing a song for you. We learned these instruments from brother Leo and beautiful sister Natasha. Can we?" They all asked and showed their cute puppy eyes.
"My sweethearts, no need to ask. Fire it up." He cheerfully allowed them.
Alexander waved his hand and a stage appeared with many colorful lights. Son Goku started playing his guitar slowly. Then the flutes came and soon all of them were playing their instruments masterfully. Alexander had taken out his camera to record them and click pictures.
"Look Olivia, they look so cute. I just want to go and hug them." Alexander doted overenthusiastically.
"SIT DOWN ALEX! Don't disturb them. You will ruin their focus." Olivia pulled him back to his seat.
After their music started, they started singing in unison.
♫It's a coooold desert night,
under the beautiful moonlight
Grandma on our left and G-Chan on my right♫
♫Fire ignites, with a lot of food surprise
Many things are planned till the sunrise
And I want this night to last for the rest of... my life.♫
♫It is crowded out here.
So many people are here, drinking some beer.
Smoking some grass with a smell I can't bear.♫
♫But I like it like this.
Because this is the party you never wanna miss.
Now we will go to Grandma and G-Chan for a compulsory Kiss.
La La Lala La...♫
They all ran up to them and got kisses from Alexander and Olivia one after another. They kept on playing their instrument all along while humming.
♫We may look small but we are very big,
Hugging is easy so we stay like this.
Leo is here who gives his misses, lots of kisses.♫
♫Amy is also here and she makes us squish.
Uncle Dragon is here and finding Auntie Dragon is his only wish.
Uncle Dobby came too, he's the world's best dude
He never gets rude, although he looks like a brute.♫
♫Big Bro Berry is flying with his son, who is his partner in crime
They always go together to mess the toys of mine.
Uncle Douglas always whines and sleeps all the time
but he is also good as he likes cakes made of lime.♫
♫Lots of people here, but we don't know them.
But they're enjoying as they're dancing to our rhythm.♫
♫Fire ignites, with a lot of food surprise
Many things are planned till sunrise
And I want this night to last for the rest of my life.♫
♫Because this is the party you never wanna miss.
Now we will go to Grandma and G-Chan for a compulsory Kissssssss...♫
They all stood in a line and bowed lightly. Alexander was the loudest in his clapping. It was nearly making a sonic boom every time he clapped.
"Yes, my little rockstars," Alexander shouted.
"Waaaaaaa... this is the beeeessst stuff... M-Morty, y-you lousy piece of sh*t, why can't you sing like this ha? W-Why?" Rick shouted and pulled out his gun.
Morty scaredly looked at his grandpa, "Jeez Rick, m-my voice is bad. N... No Rick, don't shoot... y-you you are drunk..."
"Songs are the best invention of humankind. They transcend species and touch the heart." a high Iroh quoted not far from the weird grandpa and grandson duo.
Ragnarok beside him nodded, "Agreed, music unites the world. Fuck species, fuck war... we all should get together and just sing a song and smoke a joint."
Douglas nodded, "Yes, let's sing for my father. I haven't done it in a long time. Hoooaaa..." sounds of the Halo game's theme started coming out of his mouth.
Ignoring Douglas, Red-eyed Hats spoke, "Ah, I have a confession. I may be the god of Chaos, but I have started enjoying peace. I am afraid of myself now."
*Puff*
Iroh nodded and smoked, "My friend, fear is sometimes necessary, it keeps you from becoming arrogant. There was a time I was a feared general, but then my call came, and I learned to be thankful for just being alive."
Gandalf nodded and added, "Yes, humans are beings driven by motives. Most people just think about becoming rich or famous but a few dreams of ruling the world, those are the ones who do the most damage. They need to take a puff and chill."
"Absolutely right, look at that girl. Crying because she feels she was not loved by her mother. Who knows for how long she had been keeping those emotions locked." Ragnarok said and pointed at Azula.
They all nodded their heads.
A distance from them, Homer Simpson and Peter Griffin were beating each other and also making out alternatively. Both of them were too weird so except Deadpool, no one talked to them.
Scooby and Shaggy were smoking with the Power 'Puff' girls.
"I'm gonna forgive Mojo Jojo. We have beaten him so much that I now think his only motive to do bad is to get beaten by us." Blossoms gloomily said.
Shaggy and Scooby were too high and vibing without even speaking. They were constantly laughing while thinking of the jokes they wanted to tell each other but never reaching the point of speaking.
A distance from them. Deadpool was trying to make a foot long joint and smoke it in one go.
...
"Ah, what is this? I didn't sign up for this." Sokka complained, looking around. By now he had been made fun of by everyone there.
"They are just having fun. Many in Southern Air temple used to do this too," Aang said.
"You monks were crazy," Sokka interjected.
Alexander had made sure that no one was inconvenienced by the night. He had also provided a different tent to the man and his pregnant wife who were traveling with him. Apparently, the man was called Than and his wife was called Ying. Alexander didn't want them to be uncomfortable so he put a soundproofing charm on their tent so they could sleep calmly.
...
Back to Alexander's side. All the tailed beasts were snuggling in his arms and just chatting. Even Zuko was caressing the head of Kurama. Both really had the same attitudes. Prideful yet soft from the inside.
"G-Chan, what's in the metal can?" Saiken asked cutely.
"It is called beer, child," Alexander replied. The tailed beasts only knew the name beer but didn't know what it truly was. They had heard about sake though.
"Can I drink too? Just taste it once," Saiken pleaded.
Saiken was a big glutton and wanted to try eating everything. But Alexander knew that all the tailed beasts were suckers for tasty food and they wouldn't like it. So he let all of them try.
"Sure, you all can try." He allowed.
Soon, all of them were coughing and making a twisted face, "Eww, why do people drink this? This is not sweet. Yuck..." Saiken cleaned his face.
"Hahaha... only old people like me and humans like it. You drink this, your favorite ice cream milkshake." He offered.
"You spoil them too much," Olivia told him.
"They deserve it." Alexander proudly justified.
*BEEP* *BEEP*
Alexander took out a watch-like thing from his pocket. "Woah... I never thought Saitama would need my help. I gotta god, Oli, I will be back in a few minutes. Talk to Aang and Zuko till then."
The moment Alexander left, the tailed beasts moved and sat beside Olivia and ate their meal. She looked at Zuko and asked, "Why do you look so worried, child."
Zuko was going to scoff at her but when he looked at her kind and loving face he couldn't bring himself to do it. Her face resembled his mother so much.
"I am wondering what happened to my mother. And what is happening to me." Zuko said in self-loathing.
"What do you do for a living?" She asked.
Zuko had nothing to say. "I-I was after the Avatar for three years. Now I don't know."
"Who told you to go after him?" She asked further.
"My father, he banished me after defeating me in Agni Kai. He gave me this mark and told me to only return if I catch the Avatar. But now he declared me and my uncle an enemy. I don't know why," Zuko confusedly said.
"Hmm, I can heal your wounds, child. Back to your normal face. But, do you really want that? Think about it in a different way. A child fought the fire lord and came out with just a scratch.
"All your life, you have been told what to do. For the first time, you are free. Maybe you should do what you want to do. Ask your father what happened to your mother. Question things around you, child. That is what makes us different from animals." She advised.
Zuko stayed silent there and kept on thinking.
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