章 46: Hentai Old-man
Kaname was resting on the bench near the kid's playground. She was watching the already standard occurrence, Naruto playing with Hamimaru, while all the other kids were moving as far away as possible from him.
'They don't understand why their parents are keeping them away from Naruto, they just listen to their stupidity… Don't attack the kids Kaname!' she thought to herself.
Soon she noticed a small Hyuga girl with dark-blue hime-cut hair stealing glances at Naruto.
'Hmm... Isn't this the Hyūga's little princess?' Kaname looked around and noticed a beautiful kind-looking Hyuga woman sitting on the other side of the playground. Kaname whistled silently, a moment later Hamimaru was waving her tail in front of her.
"Hami-chan, I need your wingman skills, see this girl with short-hair?" the dog nodded her head.
"Make Naruto-chan talk with her, can you do that for me?"
"*Woof*"
Kaname saw Hamimaru gently push Naruto the right way. Soon, both kids started playing tag with the ninken. Kaname made her way to the Hyūga woman.
"Hello Hyūga-sama" She bowed her head in a greeting.
"At last! Nice to meet you Kana-chan"
"How did you know my name Hyūga-sama?" Kaname asked.
"I heard a lot about you from my former teammates Miko-chan and Kushi-chan couldn't stop gushing about you. And stop with the Hyūga-sama, my name is Shiori." The woman replied with a gentle smile on her face.
"Aren't you from the main Hyuga family line Shiori-san? I heard from my friend that…"
"We have got a stick up in our asses? Huhu, don't worry. There are exceptions like you are in the Uchiha clan. Thank you for pushing the kid Hina-chan's way, I always wanted my girl to befriend Minato-san's and Kushi-chan's son, but she was too timid to make the first step"
"Eh? How did you-"
"Really Kana-chan? He is fourth Hokage chibi-version, but looking closer I see that the shape of his face and eyes were inherited from Kushi-chan. It's astonishing how the villagers are so blind not to see the similarities to their hero. They only see him as what he is protecting them from."
"Shiori-san you know you just spoke the double S and triple S class secrets aloud in the open?"
"Meh, don't worry Kana-chan. Anyone with a quarter of a brain looking at the kid knows it, I'm sorry for the rest of the idiots. Thank you for taking care of Kushi-chan's baby, I know it's not easy for someone as young as you."
"Hehe, thanks Shiori-san. I'm not sure I'm raising Naruto-chan the way aunty Kushina would approve of" Kaname scratched her head with a stupid smile on her face.
"Oh, Kana-chan. Kushi-chan would be proud and extremely grateful. Do you think Naruto-kun misses his mother?"
"Yeah, I'm just his older sister…"
"Huhu, he sees you as more than his sister. You are doing a wonderful job Kana-chan" Shiori responded with a gentle smile on her face.
"... I don't want to substitute for aunty Kushina, she will be always his mother. I don't want him to forget who his real parents are"
"Hmm, and who is talking about substituting Kushi-chan? As I see it you are his third parent. Don't worry so much Kana-chan"
"*Sigh* ... Thank you Shiori-san"
"No problem. Now, I heard you are an accomplished seal master right?"
"A master? Not even close Shiori-san, I studied some seals under aunty Kushina" Kaname replied.
"Then you know more than anyone else present in Konoha about the sealing techniques. I need your help"
"You mean the Caged Bird Seal Misa-chan has on her forehead?"
"Yes, Kana-chan. Clan Elders are rather mad that this cursed seal does not work as intended. Can you help my clan?" the woman asked.
"I can try, but I can't promise anything. I will come to the Hyuga district in the evening after my training"
"That's all I'm asking for" Shiori slightly bowed her head in thanks.
"Mommy! Look I got a horsie!" little Hinata yelled to her mother, riding on Hamimaru like on a horse with Naruto sitting behind her.
"See Hina-chan? Was it so hard to talk with Naruto-chan?" Shiori asked.
"Eh? Awa-wa..." Hinata instantly went full red.
"Hehe, she is cute Shiori-san. Don't you think so Naruto-chan?"
"Yes, Hinata my best friend!" Naruto shouted in reply, making Hinata go one shade redder.
"Ok, we must go now Naruto-chan. Say goodbye"
"Tomorrow again?" he asked.
"...yes" Hinata nodded and murmured her reply.
"Bye-bye" Naruto with a big grin on his face waved his hand.
"So how was it to play with a friend Naruto-chan?" Kaname asked after three of them left the playground.
"Hehehe, nice, Hinata funny" laughed the almost-three-year-old blonde.
"*Woof*" Hamimaru affirmed.
"Let's go. Your big sister didn't get her ass kicked for the last fifteen hours, it's time to change that"
Soon the three of them entered the desolate training ground, in the middle Kaname instantly noticed two men with green spandex outfit doing pushups.
"Hi!" she greeted.
"Oh Kana-chan, hello, we were waiting for you. Start with a little warmup, you will spar with Guy later, same rules as yesterday" Duy greeted her back while pushing his entire body and his wheelchair up by only his arm strength.
"Kaname-chan, just asking but why aren't you wearing additional weights?"
"I did wear them, at least until I studied some medicine. The weights are good at rising the strength and endurance of your muscles, but it comes with a price Guy-kun" Kaname replied.
"Now that's interesting, what are the problems Kana-chan?" Duy asked.
"Most of them are easy to smooth out with iryōninjutsu, like sprains. But for example, the ankle weights put a lot of pressure on the front of the thighs, leaving the hamstring undeveloped, the same situation is with the wrist weights. They lead to muscle imbalance, while with your taijutsu style it doesn't make a difference, but I use more than one style. While the weights give you an edge when you pull them off, it takes a second or two before you can do that. It could cost you your life if an enemy wouldn't let you take them off"
"Hmm, is there any alternative Kana-chan?"
"Unfortunately I do not know of one, knowing both of you, you are already heaving stones the size of a small house in each of your limbs" Kaname deadpanned.
(AN: I'm thinking of something like Restrain/Gravity Seals - but they will be introduced a little later in the future, Kaname is already too OP :-) )
"*Cough* It doesn't matter. Now that we finished the warmup, get ready for the sparring. In truth, I didn't expect you to become combat-ready after only two weeks of recovery" Duy said.
"In your words, I would say it's youth. But I'm still far from my perfect condition" Kaname smirked at him.
"No no, Kana-chan you need to put your heart into this and yell the word out" Guy explained.
"Meh, whatever. Ready when you are Guy-kun" She prepared herself and activated the Sharingan in her eyes.
Kaname instantly ducked under the flying kick aimed at her head, pivoting herself around, she noticed a fast-moving fist coming her way, understanding that the strike can't be stopped, Kaname barely let it pass next to her head and replied with her knee to Guy's scrotum. Guy caught her attack with his hand.
"Whoa, that was a close one," he said jumping away.
"Hehe, well I'm sorry Guy-kun, you wear only a piece of spandex for protection. It's ehm … a glaring weak spot." Kaname launched into the attack.
A blow for a blow, kick for a kick, Kaname slowly started to understand the Strong Fist good points, but also its weaknesses. After two weeks she almost knew everything about the basic forms of the style, today she tried to put it into practice.
Strong Fist was a very powerful style for a taijutsu master, it allowed for almost instant and powerful strikes without any waste movements. It was perfected to cause as many external damages and broken bones than any other style Kaname knew. It was an exact opposite from Hyuga's Gentle Fist, it focused on inflicting internal wounds, a slow build-up of damages, a lot of flailing hands and dodging. Regrettably neither of those fitted Kaname, so she made her own one, merging the two. And today was her debut.
Kaname noticed a left-hook strike coming for her head, she blocked it with her right arm and at the same time embedded her left fist in Guy's cheek, the counter-attack made him take three steps back.
"Ouch! What was that instant counter?" he asked launching his hand in an upper-cut.
Kaname subtly let the hit graze her by sidestepping it, with additional rotation she instantly pivoted around her leg delivering a kick to his hip.
"Kana-chan you developed a new style?" Duy was perplexed.
"Yep, I'm testing it now"
"Hahaha, it's YOUUUTHFUL!" Guy yelled out and shot himself at Kaname with at least twice the normal speed before she was able to react she felt a strong kick delivered to her thigh, making her grunt in pain and crouch on the ground.
She swiftly stood back up before a next kick aimed at her belly came, she deviated it with her right hand, took a step inside and counter-attacked delivering a hook to Guy's jaw in one-motion.
The next moment she barely dodged the straight punch to her head. She jumped away giving her some berth.
"The same punch Guy" she asked.
He obliged, Kaname stepped inside the punch but dodged her head to the side, her fist punched as well going parallel to Guy's arm and hitting him in his head. Before he understood what happened Kaname caught his outstretched arm and thrown him over her arm, releasing him before he hit the ground.
"Hahaha, that's a spar I have always wanted. Hahaha!" Guy laughed sprinting at Kaname, he kicked low aiming for her right shin.
She stepped backward with her right leg, making him miss the kick, and delivered an instant counter with her left fist.
Guy readied to hook punch her, seeing the opportunity Kaname jumped into his strike delivering a kick to the back of his head with the back of her feet making him lose his consciousness and ending the fight.
(AN: emiliomerayo(dot)files(dot)wordpress(dot)com/2010/11/escorpion(dot)jpg)
"Hahaha, that was beautifully executed scorpion kick Kana-chan" Duy laughed out loud.
"*Wheeze-wheeze* Thanks Duy-san"
"So your fighting style uses counter-attacks?" he asked.
"No, I use the force exerted by my enemy to deliver a counter-attack, if I would use chakra in this sparring it would become much deadlier"
"Interesting, so are you still thinking you are not ready to return to the duty, after defeating one of the strongest taijutsu expert's singlehandedly?"
"Please, Guy-kun had his weights on, and I used the Sharingan. He didn't even open any of the Eight Gates" she answered, sitting close to the unconscious Guy and worked around the bruises she made on his face.
"Hehe, a win is a win Kana-chan. Wake my son up, he lazed around for too long now"
"<Suiton: Suidan no Jutsu> (Water Release: Water Bullet)" With a single hand-seal Kaname shot out a slow-moving water bullet from her mouth. The next moment Guy's head was wetted with ice-cold water.
"*Cough-cough* What the hell? I had such a nice dream about sparring with Kaname-chan…" Guy instantly woke up and rubbed off the water from his eyes.
"It wasn't a dream Guy. So what are your impressions of Kana-chan's fighting style?" Duy asked.
"Hmm, it was weird. Like fighting against a machine that always attacks your weak spots, you almost feel drawn into her punches and kicks"
"Kana-chan have you got a name for your taijutsu style?"
"Nope, but looking at you two I have got a funny idea. Do you want to help me with pranking Hokage-sama a little?"
"Hoo- We're listening"
Twenty minutes later the silence of Hokage's office was interrupted by the sound of someone knocking on his doors.
"Enter!" the old man said.
"Hello, Hokage-sama!" Duy entered first, behind him was Guy with Naruto under Kaname's Henge on his shoulder.
"Duy and Guy, and…?"
"Hi! Youthflu Jiji!" Naruto wore green spandex, he had dark hair done in a bowl cut.
"It's 'Youthful' Naruto-chan. Hello Hokage-sama" Guy replied.
"Fuck! Hide Naruto before Kaname sees him! She will level Konoha to the ground!" Hokage yelled out panicked.
"Don't worry Hokage-sama, we're here to report that our training with Kaname bore fruits, she is showing now her full youthful power" Duy answered.
"Jiji! It's me" Sarutobi heard Kaname's voice, his eyes instantly went to the open window, but a second later Kaname entered the office using the doors.
"Eh?" The first thing Hokage saw, was Kaname's hair was done in a bowl cut, her eyebrows were super-thick. Then his eyes went down and froze.
"I feel YOUTH cruising through my veins Hokage-sama, I'm ready for any mission you can give me!" she yelled out.
"*Cough* Kana-chan, I believe it's enough. I think you broke them with your getup" Duy replied.
Kaname was also wearing the green spandex, but on a woman it made a much more distinct impact, all of Kaname's tightly hugged curves were showing in detail. From Hokage's nose, a small rivulet of blood was dropping, Guy was already on the ground shivering in the pool of his own blood.
"Sorry, I didn't have the time to check out how I look in this outfit" Kaname henged back, walked towards the Hokage, and snapped her fingers a couple of times to break him from the daydreaming.
(AN: Kaname is close to 14 years of age, but the hard life of a ninja and taking care of a baby made her develop much faster. I imagine her looking like a teen closer to 17 :-) )
"Eh? Wait what?!" he shouted out.
"You were defeated by a simple Henge Hokage-sama" she answered.
"So, it wasn't a dream?" he asked reminiscing about it.
"*Sigh* pervert…" Kaname murmured, turning herself around to notice slowly standing up Guy.
"Pops, I saw heaven…" he said.
"Hahaha, sure you did" Duy laughed.
"*Cough* So Kana-chan are you ready to return for the active duty? Your mother took care of your iryōnin classes. I think you may return to the field"
"Yes, Hentai-sama… I mean Hokage-sama" Kaname made a mock bow towards him.
"*Sigh* You will not let me live it through, won't you?"
"Never"
"I'm too old for this…" Hokage whispered under his nose.
"I hope you understand I won't leave Naruto-chan alone for too long?"
"What would you say if I let you take Naruto with you for a vacation on a sandy beach?"
"I'm listening"
"There are Chūnin Exams just around the corner, they will take place in the Land of Wind. I want you to be placed as one of my escorts"
"*Sigh* And the beaches part?"
"There are some oases on the way to Sunagakure" he replied.
"If I remember the map layout, there aren't too many of them, Hentai-sama…"
"Let's do it this way… Naruto-chan do you want to go on a trip with your sister?" Hokage asked with a fatherly smile.
"Sasa, can we go?" Naruto asked with big puppy eyes.
"Mother-fuc… You win Hentai-sama" Kaname bowed her head.
"I always do. Meet me in a week at 6 a.m." he ordered.
"Okay, I need to go to Hyuga district I have a planned meeting there. See you later" Kaname waved her hand, put Naruto on her arm, and left the office.
クリエイターの想い 
dahnik
dahnik Sorry, I didn't have enough time yesterday to write a chapter, so here you go :-) Any ideas for a name for Kaname's style? Waiting for your comments :-)
The next arc is coming this time it will be in Sunagakure. Of course, the exams won't finish peacefully :-)
If you found any mistakes please inform me :-) I don't like mistakes :-)