(Lance POV)
I am not having a good day.
Henry had been my buddy since childhood and the two of us had joined as Adventurers together, completing multiple Requests and gaining both fame and fortune over the years.
This Request should have been a simple one, we only had to track down a dragon and report it to the Guild and we would be rewarded. Easy and simple.
There was no requirement for us to subjugate the dragon in the first place.
And since this elf that joined us claimed she knew someone who was already tracking the dragon, we could just go find said person, get the details from him and call it a day.
We would then claim the rewards and I will invite the elf out for a celebratory drink. Then proceed to spike her drink before raping the daylights out of her like what I've been doing to the other female temporary members who join our party.
At least, that was my plan.
Anyone worse is a noob, anyone better is a hacker. Obviously.