章 2: Call Me Big Sister

Chaos kid stayed in the room for the month, either cultivating or having his meals with the young maid accompanying him.

The young maid also spoiled him by bringing all his meals and answering all his questions.

Once he asked her about her cultivation. She answered him naturally," Chaos cultivation starts with Chaos ant, Chaos dog, Chaos tiger, Chaos elephant, Chaos king, Chaos Emperor, Chaos Saint, Chaos Ancestor, Chaos Dragon and Chaos God. I am a Chaos king."

"Hmm! When does one reach Chaos ant and how does one advance." For the past month, he had absorbed a total of thousand drops of Chaos. He wanted to know which level he was at.

The young maid also did not think much before answering," a thousand drops to reach ant, ten thousand to dog, thirty thousand to tiger, a bowl to elephant, ten bowls to the king, a hundred to Emperor, I don't know after that."

So he was only a ant, this brought his mood down by a lot. Seeing him looking down, the maid could not help but console him.

Thinking that he was doing bad at cultivation, she encouraged, "Don't feel down, normal mortals only manage to absorb ten drops a month, a cultivator absorbs only fifty per month, only those geniuses are able to absorb hundred per month. Compared to the mortals you are way better."

What she did not tell him was that, mortals from Deity kingdom can absorb hundred per month, cultivators can absorb five hundred and genius can absorb a thousand. They were ten times faster than cultivators from other kingdoms and domains.

Seeing her trying her best to console him, made him chuckle, he stretched his small hand and brushed her hair.

The young maid pouted in dissatisfaction,

[ smelly brat, who gave you permission to touch my hair! hump! smelly brat is after all a smelly brat! hump! ]

He only smiled leisurely at her displeasure, which made him look cute, the maid almost forgot her dissatisfaction. [ you might be a smelly brat, but since you are cute, big sister will forgive you. hump! But just this once.]

Fire Lord came to see him at the end of the month. He also saw the young maid going out with the finished meal coincidentally.

When he saw Chaos child, who was grinning like a idiot after his meal, he sighed. Chaos kid also saw Fire Lord and adjusted his emotions.

" do you like the maid who brings you the meals?" Fire Lord asked with little sadness in his tone.

" well she is a pretty girl with a likeable attitude, so why not, might as well like her." The only two persons, who dare to talk to the Fire Lord like this were the princess and Chaos kid.

He was like a uncle to the kid, even though Fire Lord opposed him at their first meeting, he changed into a proper uncle after knowing it was inevitable. Now he really felt close to this kid.

It was precisely because he felt close, that he could not help but sigh. " Does she know who you are?" Fire Lord asked with a little hope.

" seems like she doesn't, isn't that weird, since I am so infamous in Deity Kingdom." This answer shattered what little hope Fire Lord had.

He could not help but scold the kid, " you are being narcissistic now, huh! Infamous my ass, that maid probably does not even know the princess and you think you are amazing, tell me! are more infamous than your mom."

Chaos kid's eyes widened for a second before reverting to normal, he chuckled and said, "uncle, just tell that, a maid does not fit my status. Why all this round about approach? Not knowing mom, bah! Learn to lie better next time."

Fire Lord was speechless. He was wholeheartedly worried about this kid and thought to advise him, but this kid was doubtful to the point that he was made a liar by the kid.

" hump! think what you want, but that maid is off limits. Unless you can make her fall in love with you." Even though Fire Lord did not really know who the maid was, he had a rough idea. This rough identity itself was sufficient to scare him, The great general of Deity kingdom.

" naturally I will make her fall head over heels over me. Then, I will take her as my primary wife so that I can teach you a lesson." Chaos kid appeared proud to declare something like primary wife when he was only a three year old kid.

Fire Lord rolled his eyes, to teach me a lesson, if you try, I think it will teach me how to die facing the consequences instead.

" with that, uncle I want her to be my personal maid, can you order her to?"

Chaos kid said with a innocent look.

[ fuck! Personal, personal my ass! I don't even have guts to order her to be a maid which she is, but you want me to order her to be your personal maid. hump! Why don't I be your personal maid and teach you how to strangle someone to death.]

" even your mother does not have rights to order her, what makes you think I can order her?" Fire Lord glared at Chaos Kid angrily.

But the kid's reply made him speechless once again, "uncle, I already told that you were bad at lying. How are you able to live when you can't even do something simple like lying, you learn from me. Every day at sunset come meet me, I will impart the way to lie to you."

Fire Lord was literally spewing fire out of his mouth now, [ hump! Since you don't appreciate my advice, I will let you dig your own ditch.]

" Okay tell me about your cultivation now." He asked the kid, this was the main reason he came today. To see the progress of the brat's cultivation.

"I absorbed a thousand drops."

" hmm! A hundred more than what I expected but not a problem, you will now train in another room for the next month." Fire Lord soon bought him to another room.

Fire Lord left after showing the room. Chaos kid could sense a drop within the first thirty minutes, which naturally was absorbed by his right wrist. He also felt his physical body strengthening when he absorbed the drop of Chaos.

He almost leapt in joy. The thing, which troubled him the most was his weak physique, now that it was being strengthened by Chaos, he had one more reason to cultivate.

The young maid only came with the meals when the sun set. He was so immersed in cultivating that he forgot to take his meal. It was only when she coughed lightly did he come to his senses and stopped to eat.

" why did you change your room, I ate your afternoon meal since I could not find you, it was only by luck I noticed you now, otherwise, I would have had your evening meal too." She said as if it was his fault for making her eat more.

" hump! Did that old fart not tell you? I will be training here for the next month, don't forget that." He said stuffing food, since he had to consume a lot of calories, it became a habit to stuff all the food so that he could eat faster and save time to talk to the young maid.

" nobody talks to this poor maid you see, everyone avoids me. I only ever spoke to you since I started working here." She said as if hiding her bitterness.

The kid rolled his eyes at her. [ how can there be a maid who never takes orders! hump! Only three year old kids will believe you. hump! I am an adult by the way.]

Suddenly he thought of a terrifying possibility, he could not help but smile before asking to confirm his suspicions, " is your father the general of the kingdom."

The maid's eyes brightened," how do you know." She asked.

[ hump! So you are that Fire geezer's daughter, no wonder you can't lie, no wonder he tried to make me give up on you. He is feeling reluctant to give his daughter to me. hump! hump! daddy here is the best in the universe what's wrong with giving your daughter to me.]

The maid was visibly excited, " tell me! tell me, how you know about father." She asked.

" ahh! How do I say this, I call him uncle and as his daughter I have the first rights to pursue you." He said with a three year old face but with absolute conviction.

" Heh!, so I have such cute little brother, dad never mentioned, well whatever, since big sis has met you, I will be your big sis from now on." She only heard the kid saying uncle, before drowning at the thought of having a little brother. She completely neglected the courting and such.

Before he could speak again, she pulled out the ring she was wearing and pulled his little hands and pushed it onto his fingers. For the first time in his life, the kid hated being a kid and having such small hands.

He was so happy about the ring he forgot what the maid said.

" this will be the first gift big sis give to you. Treasure it and I will be happy! Lose it and I will be sad." The maid never took the kid's feelings to heart. All that was in her mind was a new little brother.

He nodded like a hen, " I will absolutely treasure it."

She laughed at his reaction, took the finished meal and left him. Chaos kid was so happy that his efficiency in catching Chaos raised significantly, he absorbed a total of hundred drops that day.

The next day when she brought him the meal, she had a crafty smile on her face, "call me big sis and you will have the meal, otherwise I will eat it without giving you."

Chaos never expected a situation like this, but he was reluctant to call her big sis. So he did not budge, how could she not give him his meal? she might be Fire geezer's daughter but he was the son of the princess. With these thoughts, he acted tough.

But soon he saw the maid take big bites of his priceless meal. When she finished the whole thing, she even commented," not bad! It was delicious."

He could not understand how she was able to finish the meal faster than him who ate it regularly. He snorted when she left, waiting for her to come back with another tray of food.

But it only came when it was time for his evening meal, the maid still had her crafty smile, she licked her sexy lips before saying, "little boy, call me big sis, otherwise face my ruthless stomach."

This time the kid was sure that the maid would not dare eat his priceless meal, but he was disappointed once again. The meal was finished as quickly as before.

The maid also left with a satisfied smile, leaving the poor kid hungry.

When the maid came the next day, what met her gaze was a weak little kid catching his hungry stomach.

The maid still had her signature crafty smile on." Little boy, as I said, my stomach is ruthless, all should kneel before it, come on just two words, ' big sis ' I know you can do it."

The three year old gritted his teeth and preserved, [ hump! I will see how long you can keep eating my meals.] he thought.

The maid also did not push it, apparently she loved his meals and wanted to take her time in making him call her big sis.

Three days passed since then, and as the maid walked in and opened the meal to eat, she heard a very feeble voice,

" big .. big... sis... big....sis."

She looked at Chaos then back at the meal, she repeated for some time, finally determination passed in her eyes," since it's not loud enough, I will only give you one fourth of the meal." apparently she loved the meal more than her little brother.

Even though, Chaos felt as if he was being cheated, he had no energy to show it. He simply stuffed his part, but even then he was slower than the maid.

When she brought him the next meal, he literally shouted," BIGGGGGG.....SISSS."

The maid reluctantly handed him the whole meal. She felt it was a pity to stop eating such delicious food, but since Chaos was calling her big sis, it was still worth it. Her mother in law also told her not to wish for more, just because you can have more.

She might not listen to her father, but she definitely listens to her mother in law.

The month passed with the boy screaming 'big sis' before his every meal, when Fire Lord visited him after the month, the kid looked as if having hidden bitterness due to Fire Lord. He did look cute, after all, he was still a three year old kid.

" hmm! How is your cultivation now." Feeling the kid's bitterness, Fire Lord went straight to the point.

" another two thousand drops of Chaos." Chaos answered still looking like an discarded wife.

" huh! five hundred less than what I expected. Did something happen." Fire Lord asked finally taking the bitterness of the boy seriously.

[ something did happen old man! hump! Your daughter acted like a hooligan and ate all my meals for four continuous days, I could not even move, much less cultivate.]

[ hump! Acting all concerned now, if you did not allow her, how could she have the guts to eat my meals? teaching her how to act like hooligan and sending her on me. If you don't want to give your daughter to me, just say it. Why make her eat my meals.]

Fire Lord could not bear the bitterness directed him anymore and thus took Chaos to his new room. He has to cultivate a month again in this room.