章 19: To the Capital (Part 3)

The 2 groups slept soundly, one that was using the other and one that is ignorant to the other.

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Cuckoooooo

(There wasn't really a rooster in their area, but I like the sound of a rooster to signal that its morning already hehe.)

The two groups woke up rather at the same time.

"Morning Ai" Liu greeted him with the same manner as always when it was morning,

"Morning Liu" Ai was already accustomed to this routine every time they wake up, so his self would automatically answer Liu each morning he was greeted.

"We should travel now, early bird catches the worm as they say" Ai Suggested to Liu,

"Huh? What do you mean?" Liu asked rather confused

"A-ah nothing don't mind it" Ai awkwardly scratched his head after realizing that he wasn't on Earth anymore, so it makes sense that people here won't understand the idiom he said earlier.

"So where do we go?" Ai asked

"Just follow me, since its still morning we should gather food while traveling so that we have some reserves in case it would rain, calculating the speed and the distance from here to the capital it would still take us 3 days and 3 nights before arriving there, and 5 days if there is any problems towards the path and if there is rain then, we have to wait the rain to stop before continuing traveling," Liu started to get a stick and draw a little map, and he calculated things advanced.

"You're really reliable in this matter bro!" Ai commended Liu for his work.

"You know flattery won't take you anywhere right? No matter how you flatter me, you can't taste my delicious body" Liu started with his gibberish words

"As if I would! I'd rather die than tasting it! DREAM ON!" Ai rebutted towards Liu with a mockery and laugh.

The two stupid duo's continued with their travel. They didn't knew that they were being followed by 3 ninjas in the woods in their backs, the 3 ninjas seemed to be good at hiding and they weren't yet discovered

In the afternoon, Ai and Liu stumbled on a big snake, the snake was enraged, there was someone who would dare to step on its TAIL! The enraged snake stood up and glared at the duo.

Killing intent was emitted on that time

The duo made a run for their puny lives, and the latter followed them frenziedly.

With Ai recalling something, he pulled Liu with him and said that if they ran in a Zig-Zag pattern then the snake cannot outrun them because the snake would follow the path you would take and the pattern you used.

Liu then analyzed this proposition and he observed the snake, he saw that the snake you go to the trees if they go to trees, if they hop on a boulder then the snake would also hop.

He smiled, and he agreed. They began their Zig Zag pattern

After sometime of running the duo looked in their backs still using the zig zag pattern.

Swoosh!

A snake appeared almost biting the face of Ai, it jumped towards Ai, luckily Ai's face was inches away from the attack.

"What the FUCK!" Liu was dumbstruck, how was the snake reached them? Shouldn't it be left far away ?

"You freaking idiot! I almost got my beautiful face ripped apart with your stupid running pattern!" Liu angrily.

"I'll Fucking kill you!" Liu shouted, he threw a kick in Ai

"Ah-eh" Ai was dumbfounded also, he was lost at words at this time and evaded the kick of Liu

Ai was also surprised, didn't they say that running in a zig-zag manner would make you outrun a snake?

Then, Ai realized something, shit! I've been scammed!

"Ah and also, it's not beautiful, its disgusting as fuck" Ai corrected Liu

Your daddy had been embarrassed and scammed! To hell with you zig-zag pattern! I almost had my brother's ugly face ripped apart.

Time flew by and they managed to escape the crazily angry snake.

"Fuck yo mama!" Liu glared at Ai

"Charge experience man! Don't be so angry duh, isn't your fucking face safe?" Ai rolled his eyes to this fumming man infront of him,

"Tsk, I'll get my revenge in no time. Mark my words" Liu promised

"Aye-aye," Ai disregard Liu's words.

Growwwwwllll

A sudden tremor was felt after they fought with words. Like a beast that had awoken and was very angry at that time

"Oh right, we spent running all time, with your stupid idea we almost got killed, and that made us run for a longer time and yes now, we didn't even got a fruit or two to eat" Liu lashed out

"OH yeah!? my fault eh!? I did really wish your face was ripped open that time." Ai angrily answered.

"But well since I was at fault there a tiny bit, then I shall collect fruits then, i'll do the collecting of food later, and wood also." Ai proposed

"Very well then, I'll handle the bush, let's use the same tactic." Liu agreed on the proposition of Ai

Liu was left alone in the area, he was busy pulling and breaking.

He made 15 bushes and they had certain distances to each other, he made the same tactic last night, he was fairly fast in this job so he was waiting on Ai to appear, while doing so he dozed off

"Tsk I'm quite lucky to have these bountiful harvest, hehehe," Ai arrived on the camp

"Oh~ he's sleeping eh~ hehehehe" an evil laughter was heard after Ai saw Liu dozing off under the tree.

"Hmmm, a little bit here and there and viola! Hehehe, I'm a genuis!" Ai graded his work

'Oh Ai already arrived,' Liu heard Ai's voice so he woke up, rubbing his eyes, and yawn he greeted Ai.

"Oh-oh! the food is here! You see I was quite lucky to have these food harvested! See! See!" Ai presented his hard-earned fruits and pointed the woods he collected.

"hmmm" Liu nodded and looked at the fruits Ai harvested and a frown appeared

"HUUUH?! LUCKY?! FOOD?! The fuck are you playing at! there's only a handful of we can eat! the rest is Unedible they are toxic! THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING LUCKY?! HUUUUUH!?" Liu angrily shouted at Ai

"Ah-ehem, hehehehehe. You see I'm not yet familiar with the fruits so, WHY ARE YOU BLAMING ME! YOU KNEW THAT I WASN'T EVEN A BIT FAMILIAR WITH THE OUTSIDE WORLD AND YET YOU BLAME ME FOR THIS SHIT! HECK WOULD I KNOW IF THERE ARE EDIBLE OR NOT! YOU JUST DOZED OFF HERE AND YET YOU SHOUT LIKE TTTTTHHHHHAT!" Ai with his reply from an embarrassed tone then to an enraged one

"Oh-oh-oh Right, right, BUT IT WAS YOU WHO PROPOSED THIS YOU FUCKING RETARDED ASSHOLE! SO WHY WOULD I NOT BLAME YOU HUUUUUH!?" Liu applied the same medicine that was put to him.

The argument with this two idiots had its conclusion after sometime,

"What are you doing?" Ai asked Liu, seeing that Liu was wrapping the extra food in a leaf and hiding it in a hole of a tree.

"Don't you see it's obvious, Im hiding it, wrapping it with leaves so that insects and worms can't invade our precious food, and so that we can have a breakfast tomorrow bird brain" Liu said to Ai

"Huh!? Ya picking a fight!?" Ai lashed

"Come ya mama! come!" Liu raised his middle finger and beckon Ai