章 6: Chapter Five: The Skeleton Bros and Puns

"Heheh... The old whoopee cushion in the hand trick" "It's always funny" "..." "That's uhh, your cue to laugh" Sans said. "Ha... Ha... Ha" Frisk laughed (Faked laugh). "Okay, okay, that's fine, everybody got a sense of humor, I can tell from you fake laughing" Sans said knowing. "I'm Sans... Sans the Skeleton." Sans introduced. "I'm supposed to to be on watch for humans right now" Sans said. "Guessing that's why there were a camera in that brush..." Frisk said. "But, I don't really care about capturing anybody anyways" "Now my bro Papyrus, He is a Human-hunting FANATIC" "Actually, I think that's him over there" "I have a idea, go tho that gate thingy, Papyrus actually made it too wide to stop anyone" "Quick, behind that conveniently-shaped lamp." Sans said quickly. "okay" Frisk said then went behind the conveniently-shaped lamp. "Sup, bro." Sans said calmly. "YOU KNOW WHAT SUP BROTHER!" "IT'S BEEN EIGHT DAYS AND YOU STILL HAVEN"T RECALIBATED YOUR PUZZLES!" "YOU JUST HANG AROUND OUTSIDE YOUR STATION!" Papyrus said. "WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING?!?" Papyrus asked. "Staring at this lamp." "It's really cool." Sans said. "Do u wanna look?" sans asked Papyrus. "NO!!! I DON"T GOT TIME FOR THAT!" "WHAT IF A HUMAN COME HERE?!?" "I WANT TO BE READY!" "I WILL BE THE ONE! I MUST BE THE ONE!" "I WILL CAPTURE A HUMAN!" "THEN, I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS..." "WILL GET ALL THE THINGS I UTTERLY DESERVE!" "RESPECT... RECOGNITION..." "I WILL FINALLY BE ABLE TO JOIN THE ROYAL GUARD!" "PEOPLE WILL ASK, TO, BE ME, FRIEND?" "I WILL BE BATHE IN SHOWERS OF KISSES EVER MORNING" Papyrus said <Will he stop talking> "Shhhh" Frisk Ushed CHARA. "Hmm... Maybe this lamp will help you." Sans told Papyrus. "SANS!! YOU ARE NOT HELPING!! YOU LAZYBONES!!" "ALL YOU DO IS SIT AND BOONDOGGLE!" "YOU GET LAZIER AND LAZIER EVERYDAY!" Papyrus said. "Hey, take it easy, I have gotten a TON of work today..." "A Skele-TON." Sans joked. "SANS!!!" Papyrus screamed. "Come on, you're smiling" Sans called Papyrus out. "I AM AND I HATE IT." Papyrus said in hatred. *Papyrus sighed* "WHY DOES SOMEONE AS GREAT AS ME..." "HAVE TO DO SO MUCH WORK TO GET SOME RECOGNITION..." Papyrus said in questioning. "Wow, you really are working on yourself..." Sans said to Papyrus. "Down to the BONE." Sans joked again. "UGH, I WILL ATTEND TO MY PUZZLES!!" "AS FOR YOUR WORK?" "PUT A LITTLE MORE... BACKBONE INTO IT!!!!!" Papyrus attempted with a funny joke. "NYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE" Papyrus laughed at his own not funny joke. "Okay, you can come out now." Sans told Frisk. "Phew he is gone, and no more of jokes." Frisk said. "You might oughta get going, he might come back, and if he does..." "You'll have to sit tho more of my hilarious jokes." Sans told Frisk. Frisk is keeping on the trail. "Actually hey... Hate to brother you, but can you do me a flavor?" <Frisk say n...> Frisk ignored CHARA while saying, "Sure Sans." "I was thinking, my brother had been done lately." "He never seen a human before, and seeing you might just make his day." Sans said to Frisk. "Don't worry, he's not dangerous." "Even if he tries to be." "Thanks a million. I'll be ahead." Sans said. "You're welcome." Frisk said back. Sans went back to Toriel's door. "If he will be up ahead, then why is he going back there, whatever, let's just continue." Frisk went the other directions from Sans.