You know
I never really liked the concept of enemies being spared after they've committed some sort of unacceptable crime
Example: In Naruto when he forgives not only Kabuto, but Obito, Sasuke, and Pein
Like, my dude, these people could have and WOULD HAVE committed mass genocide
Look at Obito! He orchestrated not only the Bloodline Massacres but also the Uchiha Massacre just because he had some sense of superiority and misguided revenge that needed to be fulfilled!
This was really off-topic, but it was kind of needed
Now, that brings me to our current situation
"HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?!?"
Out of context, it sounds a little weird, so let's flashback a bit
We had just finished unlocking the last door that we could with the available keys as well as with Jill 's help. After looting what I could when they weren't looking, I lead them to the library
Now, seeing as how I killed the thing before, I didn't think it would show up again
Boy was I wrong...
[Don't forget about big boy slither, Jack]
'Big boy slither? what?'
*HISSSSSSSSS!!!!*
I could have laughed at that moment, seeing the look on the two girls faces, but this was serious
The three were surprised as I pushed them to the ground, but seeing the Yawn leap over their heads and into the wall stomped out any complaints
As soon as the fake eel got itself stuck in that wall, we ran for the ladder around the corner down to the bottom floor
Of course, we apparently looked really nice and tender and juicy today, seeing as how the thing slithered after us as if we were dishes cooked by Gordon mother-fucking Ramsay
*BLAM!*
Oh great. It got stronger because Chris' shotgun barely took anything out of it
I looked to Jill
"How fast can you put together something that can blow that thing to pieces?"
I was asking her and not running up and tearing the snake apart because, honestly? I feel so fucking exhausted, it's not even funny
Try fighting a giant mutated snake, an immortal girl with a concrete mace for hands, a giant plant thing that was ripped straight out of a hentai film and another snake with only an hours nap in between
That's right, you can't! Even with my enhanced strength, I'm still a somewhat normal human...
'That means Wesker...'
Not right now. We will think about that later
"Give me a minute and a half. Think you can keep that thing distracted for me?"
I nodded and pulled my Revolver out before sprinting towards the reptilian? Is it a lizard or is it like a frog? I honestly don't care enough to find out...
"Hey! Slimy! Over here!" I fired my Revolver at its eye which took out a big chunk of green snake flesh from around the ocular ball
*BLAM!!*
*HISSSSSSSS!!*
Its tail flailed before slamming on the ground where I used to stand
*BOOM!*
Oh, well that's a crater and a bunch of wood shrapnel...
"What the hell are you doing Jack?!" I heard Chris shout before he fired another three rounds from his shotgun
"Distracting it!"
I didn't hear anything back, so I assume he has no reply or he thinks I'm just stupid
Either is fine really...
Of course, I couldn't say one thing, lest some higher being shots on me, and this was an instance of being shat upon
*HSSSSSSS*
"Oh shit... I've been impaled.."
It came out of nowhere. One moment I was making eye contact with the thing and the next, it was taking a little nibble out of my spleen
"JACK!!!"
I couldn't hear who exactly said that. Though it sounded female so it might have been Rebecca or Jill
Honestly, I don't really want to think right now
I do, however, want to think of one thing
That is the sound of an explosion and splattering flesh before I got flung to the roof and landed on the second-floor balcony
Then, sweet unconscious overtook me...
I wonder if I can use these snake fangs to destroy Wesker's Horcruxes?
Coming up with nicknames for the Yawn was hard tbh...
Also, I'm sorry for the short chapter. I had a bit of trouble coming up with stuff to fit in this one. Next one should be a little over a thousand words though!