Mr. Potato: I'm off to work I'll see you tonight.
Mrs. Potato: Okay honey.
Mrs. Potato: LALALALALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
PLEASE DONT EAT ME!!!
" chop, chop. "
Mrs. Potato was chopped into fries.
Mr. Potato came home and saw his wife everywhere. He screamed NOOOOO.
Then he started screaming take me tooo. the knife hopped away smiling. the potato swore his revenge.
The end