章 3: Eros becomes a general
Eros went around the town of beginning telling every capable player to gather. The meeting was concerning the first boss. The mood in town was horrid many lost all hope in leaving but as soon as they saw Eros gathering people discussing about a possible way to beat the boss. Then its like everyone believed that they could do it... EVERYONE BELIEVED THEY COULD....
{Gods Issues with Eros or GIWE number 5 can naturally brainwash *cough* charm someone into doing whatever he ask. }
Eros was in town square on top of a building waiting for everyone to gathered.
"whats taking everyone so long. " he was waiting for 1 minute
"ugh they're still not all here" 10 more seconds have gone by
"I guess I'll take a nap" 5 seconds have went by
{GIWE number 6 Eros has no concept of time. due to being alive for a long time, time sometime feels shorter or longer. Sometimes for him a second feels like a hour or a year feels like a minute. Also every second he has to wait its a second he could be having sex}
Eros woke up seeing a people talking about beta testers? 'the fuck is a beta tester? oh maybe its a concept used to describe people who were playing the game and tested out the issues before the launch. but how come they didn't notice the largest flaw of being trapped in this world? Also this game couldn't have been made with just one person. it would take dozens of people. Also there had to be safety features and other laws in place to ... well not that it matters. I guess its my time
"Hey my husband was a beta tester and he destribe all the bosses and how to beat them in the manual" Klein yelled out. Eros eyes twitched. Eros was about to make his introduction and Klein interrupted. Eros shot him a pleasure to pain arrow. the next time he has sex he it will be painful instead of pleasure.
"Everyone sorry for my late arrival I was busy discoving where the boss was"Eros lied
"what you discovered where the boss was?"
"yeah so lets go and fight it ok"
""""WHAT""""
"huh why are you standing there lets go"
"no umm dont we have to plan, you know like how each of us move and how we beat the boss" A blue haired man says.
Eros looks at him confused "what are you stupid"
"stup"
"Yeah each enemy we face towards the boss will give us an idea on the type of enemy the boss is. We will be able to delve into the weakness and strategy as we go through the dungeon. Bosses usually are teaching so it attacks will be limited especially the first boss. Unless your stupid we wont lose. Bosses are usually commanders so they will more than likely be more than one enemy. Oh and how to the boss in a group usually its the most unlike the others sometimes bigger sometimes a different colors."
"What if we just over level up in the area"
"oh good stupid question"
"Stupid question?
"Hes saying stupid question because what if the boss levels up based on the highest level so it becomes tougher. In some games thats what they do. Some games the more people we gather in certain area the bosses get stronger" Kirito says while holding Klein hands. Klein seemed to be in pain.
"Exactly now any questions"
"lots of people asked Eros questions Eros went on for 3 hours surprisingly everyone became better players just from listening to him. It was like he was a genius when it came to teaching
"ok its late we will meet up in the morning gather all material you need. " Eros was just horny.
"YEAH" everyone shouted and walked away." well they should have but they then went
"LETS DRINK"
"hell yeah. " Eros said
While everyone was drinking a someone was seen on the side eating bread alone... Eros being a great guy couldn't let his prey*cough* a little girl be by themselves
"Nervious? " Eros said as he approch the hooded girl.
"huh, oh about the boss fight. yeah but I wont lose" she then sees the person who is talking with is the boy who called the meeting for everyone and he his way to hot. 'why am I jealous that he looks so good'
"I see well no worries I'll protect you. besides its just the first boss."
"just the first boss don't you know how many people have died already" she kind of shouted
"shh, " she was a a little embarrassed." *sigh* he takes her bread and says let me ask you something why did you start playing this game?" People started gathering"Some to escape their mundane lives, some for adventures, some because they needed strength to overcome something or someone forcing their lives in a certain direction. As for me I do it for fun!"
gasps can be hear. then music could be heard out of nowhere (Eros power he stole from Apollo)
{Re : Creators OST Brave}
"you may be wondering oh is he crazy to do this for fun and its insane to risk our lives for this we should give up, this isnt a game anymore ,however let me ask you something isn't all war insane. Isn't life a game. Were risking our lives everyday. You may think I never risk my life in everyday but you do. You catch a bus or go to see a doctor your puting your lives in someone elses hands. you watch a movie and your ruining your eyes. Life is a battle even before you were born and you were a sperm you fought millions for your survival. You fight for jobs, school work, even relationships. Your life is full of battles some will kill you some full of regrets but I wont stop fighting. I wont put my life in someone elses hands. The creator of this game said he will keep us in this game till we get to floor 100 hundred well fuck him I bet he doubt we will do it so I'll spike him and do it. My destiny is my own and no one else's. My name is Eros and no one will take what is mine no man, beast or god" It was quiet no one said a thing
"well I got to go it was nice meeting you Asuna " then Eros walked away towards his girls who waved at him.
No one spoke. Eros didn't know but he inspired people no he lit something they didnt know they had inside of them. A spark, their hearts were beating like there shackles on the world. Eros also didn't realize his voice was heard by all of the players.. except the creator of SAO due to him using his Divine powers to talk.
The next day Eros got the girls up who were still dripping wet from their passionate night.
"well lets go" They all got together and went to fight the boss. the person in charge was Eros. Eros easily took command and led them to the boss and he ordered them like Sun Tzu. The fight went fast and easy with no loses. In fact it was so fast they thought it wasn't even a boss.
"did we win?"
"yeah I think we did but why was it so easy"
"idiot of course it was easy Eros-sama was leading us"
"yeah hes like a god hey lets call him God Eros"
"yeah thanks to God Eros nothing we can't do"
"GOD EROS" shouts were saying
As for Eros he then was like I'm bored now...maybe I should
"Hey guys lets conquer some more floors tonight I'm bored"
"""WHAT""""
Eros then called everyone like a person would call a dog
"come on boys and girls its still early we didn't use many items and no one died lets go haha"
{GWIE number 7 as God of lust, it isn't just sex he also get bloodlust easily. shooting arrows control it but if he kills something he has a tendency to go a little hard.}
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