章 3: Our Fella and his first word!
Beginning with the seventh month, Eren was able to speak and attracted the attention of everyone in the village. It was a very rare and unusual situation for the villagers who had never heard the stories of babies who spoke so early.
But Eren could only say one word. Also don't be so amazed by it.
"tu-a- let" or something resembling it. Actually, talking for Eren, was embarrassing and disrespectful to his intelligence. But he was trying to deal all the burns on his butt. Everything happened like this..
Neither too hot nor cold a normal autumn day, Eren got up early and tried to get Yuzu's attention with his hands. Eren was very embarrassed to miss his pee time (not even p..) and underestimated his body over its needs.
He had an uneasy feeling on his slightly warmed body and was quite sure of what that feeling meant. So he shook his hands to the side but Yuzu somehow didn't notice Eren. Right next to the corner of the room, she continued to lie in bed with slight snoring. Eren chose not to use the greatest special ability of infants despite his urgency. No ..
He'd rather die than cry like a baby!
That's why he tried to make a little voice with his mouth. Part by part he tried with everything he had. After a few seconds of work, Yuzu shifted slightly, just in the time she shifted, Eren believed it was working. But actually it didn't. Yuzu shifted her body again and continued snoring!
Eren could even swear Yuzu's sneering increased a bit.
That's why he got more and more outraged. He was innocent and sad at the same time! Is it a crime to not-able to control his bowel movements.
Eren was one hundred percent sure that he would pee in a minute, and before this, he tried to warn Yuzu one last time.
After slipping slowly out of the sheets and linens wrapped around him, he crawled with his hands and turned himself into a more comfortable position. His head was now staring at Yuzu's back, and he yelled!
"Toilet!!!"
Of course, Eren said in the language, not in the one he used in the Earth, but the one he memorized in the last seven months. But even he surprised with the clear and sharp voice.
Yuzu moved a bit, turned her back, and opened her eyes in the bed. She quickly turned her head to Eren. Her smile was pure and sweet. Her smile, even at such a time, was tempting for Eren.
"You woke up! Heey little. It sounded like I heard a voice, but ...
"Toilet!!!"
Eren, who managed to scream two times, was smiling with a little shiver in his guts. He peed but didn't stop smiling for no reason. It was the time Eren almost lost his logic and mind!
Due to this feeling, his face wrinkled and he bowed his head with grief. After trying so hard and didn't get the result he wanted, even his eyes got a little wet, but Eren didn't cry! As a baby, he was very emotional and ashamed for these basic things. Eren raised his head and found a dumbfounded Mother.
He saw the new mother, whom he place like a real mom in this new world, couldn't talk.
For Yuzu, all the movements and words of Eren were very surprising. She stood up and checked the underneath of Eren. Then she took her baby on her lap and caressed his head with tender eyes.
" You are the most precious gift given to me. So you're upset because you messed up, and you talked.
Eren wasn't even aware of how strange and messy his first word, but against those pretty eyes, he was helpless. Involuntarily Eren smiled to the angelic, sweet Yuzu.
...
After this incident, the whole village knew that Eren had been shouting at every time he has the toilet. After all, it was a small village and nothing was hidden. There were two hundred people in this village at most.
Eren was remarkable and very charming, especially with his long black hair and hazel eyes. But after that, everyone in the Sisna Village, who was at the top of Tatsuna River, started to talk about this little baby. Moreover, these rumors weren't only because he could say a word.
Eren was, particularly, a very strange kid!
He didn't cry when he was born, and even after months, this strange baby never actually cried. No one knew who was his mother or father. Also Yuzu never talked about this baby's parents.
..
When he was three-four months old, he had wandered around the village in the lap of Yuzu, taking a little stroll around the village. During this trip, he saw curiously looking around and he was looking back to the eyes of those who stare at him. His eyes weren't like those dumb and pure babies!
Six months after his birth, he frequently went out with Yuzu and whenever he saw something new, Eren would turn his head at incredible angles and would watch the event.
The most unbelievable thing about him was his reactions to what was said by villagers.
After he said the word "toilet", some people said "I wonder if he understands?" and said some random stuff.
Suprisingly, this baby listened to the villagers and nodded to the questions on many occasions.
The village was in shock but Yuzu didn't worry at all and laugh for most of it. If he were a stupid, sick or disabled kid, she'd love him as it is now. She welcomed Eren's weird movements with understanding and happiness.
..
"The Grandies" are known to be quite pure. The shining blond hair and the slightly curved ears, the most distinctive feature of the Grandies, separated these creatures from a human.
Eren made a calculation and discovered, 90% of the people in the village carried the blood of Grandi. Eren saw that everyone inside the village were Grandi(Blond hair, golden eyebrows, little bit yellow body hairs). There was just one other person other that Eren who wasn't a Grandi.
Except for Eren, there was just a regular human and with great surprise he was Eren's Grandfather.
This old man married a Grandi woman also mother of Yuzu and settled in the village many years ago. Technically, he was the only human in the village. (Eren didn't see himself as a pure human too. He just though his body was a clon or something. Even this life could be a tv hidden camera joke)..anyways..
"This crazy old man is one hundred percent human" said Eren, while shaking his head to sides.
His mastery of lies, his ability in hunting and his knowledge of the outside world; he was one of two people who didn't belong to the village.
But Eren was trying to learn a new language without caring about this mess. Except for toilet issues, he wasn't even in a world he was born with. So he didn't care a bit and screwed every weird fantasy items.
"I don't want any weirdness in my life. So I am warning you God, Jesus, Angels, Muhammed, Buddha, Fire, even Satanic Gods or whatever you are...
Leave me alone please ha. Just let me live a normal life. "
He begged almost every time he saw something magical. But it was in vain.
...
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