After cooking up the girls a light meal and sending them off to bed, Vahn spent a few hours just chatting with Shiroyasha as Black Rabbit ran off to act as a Judge Master for various Gift Games.
Though they mainly specialized in the sale and exchange of information, Thousand Eyes was also the primary regulatory organization between the 4 and 7-Digit Gates of the East Side. Each of the stores were connected through the same dimensional space, so, whenever a request for an official judge came in, Black Rabbit was immediately dispatched to make sure everything was conducted fairly.
The difference between a Judge Master and a Host Master, the colloquial term given for anyone with the capacity to host a Gift Game, was that Moon Rabbits were the only species connected to the Central Network of the Little Garden. This allowed them to immediately detect when rules were broken, either indirectly or advertently. In such instances, the person who violated the rules would immediately lose the game. She could even put a game on hold. Thus, as the last surviving Moon Rabbit, Black Rabbit's abilities were highly sought after by Communities hosting highbrow or high stakes Gift Games.
Fortunately, Shiroyasha's [Omnipresent Television] perfectly suited her version of omniscience. It basically allowed her to spy on anyone or anything within the Little Garden, and, much like Vahn's ability to freely navigate his memories, she was able to control the 'camera' with her thoughts. She used this to keep track of Black Rabbit's movements throughout the Little Garden, and, at least in this particular instance, she was using it to tease Vahn.
"Pretty cool, huh? Since I'm the one who developed the enchantments, they don't work on anything directly linked to me."
Despite rolling his eyes, Vahn didn't take his eyes away from the screen as Shiroyasha manipulated the 'camera' to follow Black Rabbit around at an anime-style 'upskirt' angle. It was actually a sight to behold, but, as someone who had perceived the bodies of countless people during his journey through the Records, Vahn's voyeuristic tendencies had faded away quite some time ago. He was only really attracted to women who 'wanted' him to look at them, and, while he and Black Rabbit were making decent progress, he didn't get off on something as mundane as seeing her panties.
Clicking her tongue, Shiroyasha pressed a button on her remote that caused Black Rabbit's clothes to appear transparent. This caused Vahn's expression to morph into a deadpan as he looked toward her and remarked, "You're well aware of her past. Do you really think it is appropriate for you to-"
"Shove it up your butt, dragon brat. I'm not doing any harm. Besides, even if I'm not looking, I can still 'see' everything. You know exactly what I'm talking about so cut me some slack. I'm just trying to have a bit of fun."
Shaking his head, Vahn decided to withhold his comment. He knew Shiroyasha was telling the truth, and, even without the [Omnipresent Television], she could still see everything. In other words, much like himself, she was limiting her abilities to make life more interesting.
Regaining her cheeky, imp-like smile, Shiroyasha rolled to a seated position before asserting, "Now that we're alone, I'm curious. Have you had sex with that 'Template' you made of me? Or, better yet, have you pretended to be me whilst having sex? I want all the juicy details."
Since she didn't have to be looking at the television to know what was taking place, Shiroyasha could easily carry on a conversation. She also considered herself something of a connoisseur when it came to various perversions, so, after witnessing the spectacle that was Vahn's love life, she was 'understandably' interested in the specifics.
Raising his brows, Vahn was about to ask why she was suddenly interested in his personal affairs when Shiroyasha beat him to the punch, explaining, "It's just a healthy curiosity, really. My words weren't an invitation to add me to your bucket list if that's what you're worried about. Though, if you transformed into Black Rabbit...I wouldn't mind playing with you a bit~."
Licking her lips, Shiroyasha looked like she might pounce on him the moment he transformed. Instead, Vahn remained as is, a wry smile on his face as he answered, "No and No. I've only spoken with Rimuru a handful of times ever since they entered one of my Actualized Worlds. I also identify as a man, so, even though I can transform into a woman, I tend to avoid it. I'm comfortable enough in my sexuality to admit I have a bit of experience with such things, but it doesn't even scratch the surface of my exploits as a man."
Not expecting Vahn to be so 'open', Shiroyasha's expression showed genuine surprise, her cat-like eyes scrutinizing him with equal parts curiosity and amazement.
"Are you, perchance, bragging...?"
Responding with a teasing smile and a playful wink, Vahn mused, "I have good reason to. Though my actual Luck parameter is terrible, I consider myself to be one of the most fortunate people in all realities. Not only am I fortunate enough to cross paths with innumerable amazing women, but, for a variety of reasons, I have been given the privilege to love many. Even now, despite possessing no intentions towards her, I'm being set up with Black Rabbit. You clearly had your reasons for thinking that was a good idea, so, you tell me. Do I have the right to brag~?"
Though she was originally going to accuse Vahn of being cheeky, Shiroyasha began laughing in a strange, "Yohohohoho~" like manner before flipping out her fan, covering her mouth, and saying, "You really are something special. With the exception of yours truly, the vast majority of perverts are actually pretty timid when it comes to discussing their exploits. I wonder, does your bravado come from being a dragon? Or is it something else...?"
Moving the fingers of his left hand in a supernatural display of dexterity, Vahn maintained his smile as he answered, "People called me Sage Aldrnari and Godhand long before I became known as the Sage Dragon Emperor. When it comes to bestowing pleasure, relaxation, and comfort, I have reason to believe my skills are unmatched. If I got serious, I could even mold a person like soft clay without harming them in the slightest."
Punctuating his words, Vahn manifested a radiant golden Gift Card with the finesse of a magician before flicking it towards her. This caused her snaggletoothed smile to briefly fade, but, once she saw what was on the card, her eyes widened quite as she fell backward, literally rolling on the floor and laughing...
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[Record of Origin: Godhand]
Rank: Immeasurable
Function: Designates the holder as a Progenitor who has mastered massage techniques to the point of transcending reason. So long as there is no malicious intent, there is nothing the user cannot achieve with a bottle of oil and a massage bed. Rather than comparing your skills to others, all other people's skills are compared to yours.
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Though his [Hands of Nirvana] had been reduced to S-Rank, this was largely due to its origins as a medical technique. There were quite a few Gods, Asuras, and even Demon Lords with truly ludicrous healing skills so it was only natural that the [Hands of Nirvana] would have its rank reduced when it was, quite literally, being compared to every other medical technique in existence. Fortunately, this was only a temporary arrangement, and, once he gained some experience using it on higher-tiered beings, Vahn was confident he could restore it to SSS-Rank...
Finished with her laughing fit, Shiroyasha sat back up, eyes glistening like stars as she said, "I never expected you to pull out a Record of Origin related to something so hilarious. Do you have any idea how rare these things are? It basically signifies that every other massage technique in existence now originates from you. If you wanted to, you could completely redefine how people in all worlds view massaging. Heck, you could even proclaim yourself as the principle 'God of Massaging' and history would change to reflect that. Tell me, do you have any other Records of Origin? I'm really curious to know."
With the aid of Sis, Vahn was able to identify two more Records of Origin. He kept one hidden away, but, knowing Shiroyasha would be interested in the other, he passed it over, saying, "I believe this is the one you're looking for...?"
Accepting the card, Shiroyasha's eyes widened even more so than before. After all, the card in her hand was literally called [Record of Origin: Vahn Aldrnari Mason]. In other words, Vahn truly was a singularity, the first of his kind in all of creation. Others might have a similar name, but, much like the various Heroes, Gods, Deities, Dragons, and Demons found within the Little Garden, there was always a single individual that served as the basis for every other entity with the same name.
Figuring she should return the favor, Shiroyasha manifested a total of three golden cards before passing over one and musing, "You're not the only one who is special, brat."
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[Record of Origin: White Night Demon]
Rank: SSS
Function: Designates the holder as the personification of the Geocentric Model. Though the Rank was reduced due to the popularity of the Heliocentric Model and non-planar worlds, the holder is still recognized as one of the original Solar Deities.
Feats: The White Night Demon has only ever suffered three defeats. The first culminated in the creation of night and day. The second is responsible for the concepts of morning, afternoon, and evening. The third represents the first eclipse, the transition from Divine to Demonic.
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Though he had already been aware of Shiroyasha's identity, Vahn couldn't help feeling a bit of awe towards the petite Demoness smiling back at him. He never even imagined that he might encounter a being that was the personification of something as abstract yet universal as the day-night cycle. It indicated that Shiroyasha's existence was fundamentally related to the passage of time in all worlds, and, depending on the decisions she made, she could drastically alter how every being in the Lower Realms viewed their home star.
Handing the card back, Vahn's eyes briefly shifted towards the other two golden cards in her hand as he said, "Impressive. I mean, I knew you were amazing but it seems I may have underestimated you a bit..."
Noticing Vahn's gaze, Shiroyasha slipped her other two Records of Origin into the overlapping folds of her kimono as she replied, "Don't worry. I'm used to it. Ever since that bastard Nicolaus proposed the idea of the Heliocentric Model, my Origin has become increasingly obscure. I also hate standing out, a stark contrast to arrogant assholes like Apollo and copycats like Amaterasu. Fortunately, I still possess more than half of the Principal Sun Authorities so it doesn't matter how much those brats kick and scream. They'll never shine the brightest~."
Despite her diminutive height, Shiroyasha was able to emit an aura that would make the Amaterasu Vahn encountered in the Nasuverse appear 'small'. It wasn't happenstance that had allowed her to secure place as the Rank 10, and, while he wasn't sure if she had overcome the boundary between Tiers 5 and 6, she had to be close.
Offering an appreciative smile, Vahn remarked, "Amazing..." with all the sincerity he could muster. This caused Shiroyasha to rub the underside of her nose with the back of her right index finger, a massive grin on her face as she playfully restored, "I know, right~?"
Nodding his head in affirmation, Vahn was prepared to offer her a bit more praise when Shiroyasha suddenly discarded her ha lolita dress in a single motion. Then, with an even larger grin on her face, she struck what was undoubtedly supposed to be a sexy pose as she eagerly exclaimed, "Now then! You've tempted me with a good time. Let's put those 'immeasurable' skills to the test. Sculpt me~!"
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(A/N: Alternate Titles: 'Shiroyasha, Goddess of Voyeurism...','Immeasurable...','Run (*bass drops*)')
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"I humbly refuse."
Though he had built up a tolerance against 'petite' women, Shiroyasha was nearly the same height as Vahn while he was sitting. She did look very cute, especially with white hose and a strapless bra, but, unless she grew to her adult form, he really didn't want to lay his hands on her.
Understanding Vahn's thoughts, even without the ability to read them, Shiroyasha's brows began to twitch as she placed her hands on her hips and asked, "Are you looking down on me because of my small stature...?"
With a slightly incredulous look on his face, Vahn plainly answered, "If I stand straight, you literally come to my waist. I'm not looking down on your status and power, but, when it comes to stature, how can I not look down on you...?"
Leaving him even more befuddled, Shiroyasha adopted a cheeky smile as she remarked, "Isn't that just perfect though? I mean, I'm not offering, but me being the same height as your waist is super convenient, you know? I wouldn't have to hurt my knees and my horns are perfect for providing a bit of leverage~."
Though he really shouldn't have, Vahn found himself imagining what Shiroyasha was alluding to. It didn't help that he had a fair amount of experience in that regard. Lili could be pretty 'voracious' at times, and, despite his attempts to keep her under control, there had been instances where Kali had used her diminutive stature against him...
Realizing what Vahn must be thinking, a peal of mischievous laughter emanated from Shiroyasha's throat as she covered her mouth and cheekily added, "Oh, wow. You've accumulated all kinds of experiences, haven't you~?"
Deadpanning in response to the mischievous Demoness's words, Vahn was thinking about chiding her when she suddenly popped off her bra with a cheerful, "Da-dan~! Bear witness to my glory and be disappointed~!"
Though her words and actions were a bit contrary, they made sense when Shiroyasha removed her bra to reveal that she didn't even possess nipples. She was basically like a doll, albeit one with small yet fleshy mounds instead of plastic.
Taking advantage of Vahn's momentary stupefaction, Shiroyasha wriggled out of her panties and hose to reveal that she also lacked genitalia. Then, while firing her still-warm panties towards him like a projectile, she explained, "Though there are quite a few exceptions, Deities at my level don't possess anything like a gender. This is especially true for those possessing a Record of Origin. After all, I'm basically the template for all other solar deities. If I was 'confirmed' to be female, it would be very difficult for male solar deities to exist."
To emphasize her point, Shiroyasha went as far as turning around and spreading her perky white butt cheeks to reveal that she didn't even possess an anus. Fortunately, Vahn had dealt with Alaya, Gaia, and Tiamat, so, while it was more than a little disconcerting to see a loli spread 'her' cheeks in front of him, it didn't take long for his expression to return to normal.
Noticing how quickly Vahn had recovered, Shiroyasha's face formed a pouty frown as she clicked her tongue and remarked, "You're no fun. At least blush or something when a girl is showing you her butt. Have you no tact?"
Snorting through his nose, Vahn resisted the urge to point out she was the one that stripped down and began flaunting her nonexistent orifices in the middle of a conversation. Instead, he rose to his full height, towering over the diminutive Demoness before extending his hand to gently caress her head. This caused Shiroyasha's expression to morph into a deadpan as, the moment his hand came into contact with her head, an outfit identical to her previous one manifested on her body as Vahn said, "You're too high strung. I'm not going anywhere and you don't need to try and win me-"
Before Vahn could finish speaking, Shiroyasha reared her head back and promptly headbutt him in the groin. This didn't deal any actual damage, but it was more than enough to cause the smile on Vahn's face to twitch as Shiroyasha looked up at him with a predatory smile and said, "If you keep treating me like a child, you'll leave me with no choice but to prove you wrong. I might not have a gender, but that doesn't mean I can't have one."
Retracting his hand from Shiroyasha's head, Vahn raised both in a gesture of mock surrender before shaking his head and taking a seat. He was aware that Shiroyasha was a hardcore lesbian, emphasis on the hardcore part, but preferences didn't really matter once you exceeded a certain age. If it was to prove a point, he could easily imagine her becoming an actual loli just to torment him. She was a lot like Loki in that regard, so, while it was almost inevitable that something would happen between them in the future, he wasn't in a hurry to push her buttons.
Fortunately for the both of them, Shiroyasha didn't press the issue of receiving a massage. Instead, she just returned to her original spot, briefly scrutinizing the clothes he had created for her before picking up the television remote and changing the channel. This time, instead of Black Rabbit, the person that appeared on screen was none other than Seraphina. This caught Vahn by surprise, not because it was Seraphina on screen, but because she was in the middle of pleasuring herself using a rod with a Prinny's head on the end...
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Since the power of a Judge Master could only be used every fifteen days, Black Rabbit didn't have to worry about being asked to adjudicate consecutive Gift Games. Instead, she could use the time between Gift Games to take care of the members of her Community or help out around Thousand Eyes. Shiroyasha enjoyed having her clean house in a variety of different outfits, and, while it was more than a little embarrassing, Black Rabbit knew it was relatively tame compared to what others might ask her to do if they gained leverage against her.
"I'm baaaaaack...!"
Despite feeling exhausted, Black Rabbit forced herself to call out when she dragged her feet into the nearest Thousand Eyes Community store. Adjudicating a high-stakes game was always very stressful, not because it was particularly difficult, but because all the participants were big-name individuals. To make matters even worse, both sides would generally try and invite her to join their Communities. She would sometimes even receive marriage proposals from literal Gods, so, more often than not, Black Rabbit ended up returning to the Thousand Eyes store feeling exponentially more tired than when she left.
In response to her call, the interior of the store appeared to 'shift' in a manner that most people wouldn't be able to perceive. This was the store being linked to Shiroyasha's personal dimension, a place very few people could access without a personal invitation from the former Demon Goddess.
Tensing up in response to the sound of footsteps pitter-pattering in the distance, Black Rabbit did her best to mentally prepare herself as Shiroyasha emerged from a corridor, shouting, "Yahooo~! Black Rabbit, I missed you~!"
As was often the case whenever she returned, Black Rabbit found herself being pounced upon and tackled by Shiroyasha. They even flipped backward several times before crashing into a wall. In the end, this resulted in Shiroyasha's face being buried between her breasts, unashamedly nestling into them with a perverted grin reminiscent of an old man.
Though she was tempted to send Shiroyasha flying, Black Rabbit just laughed awkwardly as she prevented the former's hand from snaking its way up her skirt. It was only when Vahn emerged from the same corridor that she grabbed the mischievous demoness by the face with a vice-like grip, pushing her away as she exclaimed, "Shiroyasha-sama, you pervert! Not in front of Vahn...!"
Grasping Black Rabbit's forearm so she couldn't be sent flying, a teasing smile spread across Shiroyasha's face as she eagerly inquired, "Does that mean it's okay when he's not around? You heard her brat! Skedaddle! You'll have your chance la-kuh!"
Before Shiroyasha could finish her exclamation, Black Rabbit spontaneously kneed her in the ribs with enough force to generate a shockwave and make her croak. At their full power, Moon Rabbits were said to be able to leap across the Heavens in a single bound. Black Rabbit was nowhere near that level. In fact, had Vahn arrived just two years prior, she would have resembled a ten-year-old as Moon Rabbits developed in evolutionary stages based on the amount of spiritual energy they had absorbed, not their actual age.
"You're a lot feistier than usual...good kick..."
Releasing her hold on Black Rabbit, Shiroyasha rubbed her side with a slightly pained look on her face. She hadn't actually taken any damage, but, for the sake of her young charge, she didn't mind putting on a show.
Noticing the pained expression on Shiroyasha's face, Black Rabbit began to fluster as she waved her hands and intoned an adorably confused, "Awawawawa...?". She wanted to apologize, but, knowing that Shiroyasha was in the wrong, combined with the fact that Vahn was watching, she couldn't find the words to express herself.
Fortunately, Vahn maintained a casual smile as he walked over and helped both girls to their feet. This allowed Black Rabbit to quickly return to her senses, a not-so-subtle blush on her face as she said, "Thank you." before spontaneously losing her fervor and adding, "Sorry for taking so long..." in a meek tone of voice.
Shaking his head, Vahn proceeded to habitually caress Black Rabbit's as he stated, "You were doing your duty. You need not apologize for such things..."
Perking up in response to Vahn's words, Black Rabbit was about to thank him when Shiroyasha chimed in to cheekily remark, "Wow, get a room. At least show some consideration for us single dogs. I'm barely surviving on kibble. Don't flaunt that lovey-dovey crap in front of me."
"Lovey-dovey!? Me and Vahn...!?"
Flustering a second time, Black Rabbit's eyes shifted between Vahn and Shiroyasha several times as the hair atop her head shifted from blue to pink. She had always been exceptionally weak to being teased, but, now that she had burgeoning feelings towards the man caressing her head, it was a lot harder to stay calm
Though he could have helped her calm down, Vahn retracted his hand from Black Rabbit's head, smiling as he said, "You should get some rest. We'll head back to your Community once the girls wake up. I'm looking forward to meeting the children you've been supporting for these past two years. With someone as kind and caring as you looking after them, I imagine they're some amazing kids."
With her hair turning a shade pinker, Black Rabbit appeared to be genuinely at a loss for words as she stared at Vahn with a flustered yet statuesque expression on her face. She was even weaker to praise than teasing, so, the moment he insinuated that the children were amazing because she was, all the gears in her head ground to a halt.
Unable to suppress his amusement, the corners of Vahn's smile curled upward as he looked toward Shiroyasha and asked, "Has she always been this adorable?"
Returning a smile and a thumbs-up, Shiroyasha unashamedly answered, "Of course! Do you think I would fawn over just anyone? Black Rabbit is the second cutest, most adorable, and sexy woman in all the Little Garden. You should have seen what she was like before she understood she was being teased. We used to make her eat thick and juicy carrots without letting her use her hands. Oh, just imagining it is-blurghawak~!?"
Before Shiroyasha could finish speaking, Black Rabbit startled to her senses and sent the diminutive Demoness flying with a spinning uppercut. She was literally sent smashing through the ceiling, and, though it was a little exaggerated, her body continued rotating and rising until it had turned into a sparkle in the distance, much like a star in the night sky...
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(A/N: Alternate Titles: 'WITNESS ME...!','The butterfly effect is scary (O w O)...','It's the Divine Realm. Of course Gag Laws would be in effect xD...')
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