Tentacle monster was super happy. Nobody ever compliment tentacle monster.
So tentacle monster lovingly touch Dick, and they fall in love.
Many Dick and tentacle monster find new love, and quickly marry.
But there was a deviant Dick.
This Dick was the most Dicky of all the Dicks. He DIDN'T COMPLIMENT THE TENTACLE MONSTER.
Instead, he say: "Tentacle monster, you have too many tentacles for my taste."
But this Dick suddenly get plot armor!
The tentacle monster was a masochist tentacle monster and fell in love.
They marry super quick and have a happy ever after.
Thank you QIDIEN.