章 116: Maelstrom or the Talk Show Featuring A White Man, of course

Finally, after a few moments, the black metal curtain lifted, revealing an array of countless different colors that created this chromatic chaos outside of our glass hall. A piano player is playing some kind of ragtime version of what seemed like a familiar pop song. The only thing odd about it is the fact that he's only wearing a pair of orange cellophane shorts, which is like, ew... but other than that, he's hanging on the ceiling upside down just like we have all expected! With him standing upside down on the ceiling are three trumpet players, seven violinists, two bass players, a hooker who just laughs the whole time, a hippie junkie who plays guitar poorly, and T. S. Elliot who's wearing a tight cat fursuit. They were all doing their part well while laughing heartily, dancing uncontrollably, and playing their instruments that produce a completely out of sync tune. It's fun!