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you have GYaaawt to be kidding me 😅
"But a eunuch?" The old man shuddered at the mere thought of it, "He could have at least said a prostitute. That way I could still have some fun," the old man smirked.
Master of Lust
Urban · The_Lonely_Guy
were going on a trip to a place where we will cry, the gas and poisons slip, now look up at the sky!
In this situation, if there were a drone that had strong ground reconnaissance scanning performance, could easily find the "fire point" in the forest and the hidden corners of the city, and carry five kilograms of "fire extinguisher", which could accurately deliver the "fire extinguisher" under cover of smoke and dust… would interest Russia, right?
My Items Have an Upgrade Panel
Sci-fi · Wolfberry is not Tasty
@toted123
He was trying to find a polite way to say "hot". Lith could still remember Elina's naked body when he was an infant, and she had aged very well.
Supreme Magus
Fantasy · Legion20
there's many "one god" religions, like ever heard of Buddhism? Zeusology? Jurassic? Queen of England? Queen Celestia???
Every week, they would be forced to go to church to worship a nondescript benevolent god and his son, the savior of all mankind. No matter how much they prayed or how good they were, no miracle occurred.
Supreme Magus
Fantasy · Legion20
is he a sadist? the golems can fight eachother can't they? 😨
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The Golem Mage
War · mystic dark
bro has the Nintendo 3ds demo for Bing translate
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The Golem Mage
War · mystic dark
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Reborn As A Survivor... In Minecraft!?!?!?
Games · Spider_Thief
sorry, but that's not how it works, zombie cordyceps doesn't take over your nervous system, it's not useful to it, what it does is that it digs its roots around your muscles and creates itself a new nervous system that commands the muscles while severing the connection of the original system and making the host a prisoner of their own body, inside of several different insects at least
"Grow up quickly, okay? Even if you're zombie cordyceps, I can still eat you. Actually, I ate them a lot when my age was still 4 digits. I'm immune to your zombie fungi. Hehehehe."
Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World
Fantasy · DamnPlotArmor
like the blue pill? if you bone then you bone?
"Decreasing our bone age?"
Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World
Fantasy · DamnPlotArmor
imagine giving someone your life savings and they buy a beer cooler 💀
After the alchemist had left, Leo giggled as he managed to get 500 years richer. He rushed to the cabin and upgrade five slide-door refrigerator chests. He transferred the regular wolf meat into one of them and stored the mutated one in another.
Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World
Fantasy · DamnPlotArmor
I agree, my theory is that he's a living poison jar of accumulated evolving disease and cancer similar to but worse than the toxicity of bites from komodo dragons and sea lions which only have bacteria rather than any poison
"What's next? Right, survival! What are the basic necessities? Food, water, meds, shelter, and clothes, of course. Food, water, and clothes are no longer an issue. Meds aren't needed since my entire body is immune to cancer and sickness. Okay, I need shelter and modern tools."
Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World
Fantasy · DamnPlotArmor
It's so real dude 😔🗿gif: Continental Breakfast 💔- K&P
But on the bright side, if my story gets famous, some website will steal all my hard work and post it there for free. So you will be able to get you free story then. But until then, use your free passes to go by. And remember, each powerstones you donate contributes to my hard work being stolen and given to you for free.
Dungeon WAR: Raising goblins as a dungeon
Fantasy · 4thBlackGoblin
be awesome if he threw it like a rock at the goblins
Blood splashed as the goblin's head was quickly pulled off for it's neck. With a simple push from kobold's hand, the decapitated body was slammed to the ground.
Dungeon WAR: Raising goblins as a dungeon
Fantasy · 4thBlackGoblin
that was hella fast, didn't even mention the semi and fully automatic guns, not even the RPG HEAT and HESH missiles, like bruh really said laser as if magic were real 💀
So when it comes to war, most of the time, it's a bad idea to combat someone with better equipment. Imagine holding a sword and somebody pulls out a gun, a normal gun but somebody pulls out a laser gun, a laser gun but the enemy pulls out a nuclear bomb.
Dungeon WAR: Raising goblins as a dungeon
Fantasy · 4thBlackGoblin
uwu
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Fantasy · 4thBlackGoblin
2 legs 2 arms and... 2 heads, i see what you did there.
But that was not the end of it all, as soon as the white growth that seemed like a growth of microorganisms left for too long started forming around it. The growth covered the sphere as it continued to grow further and further. Soon, it grew to a size that was more than ten times the size of the sphere. He then started growing in six different directions, forming what looked like a starfish, only with six points. Although the bottom point was a bit shorter than the rest,
Dungeon WAR: Raising goblins as a dungeon
Fantasy · 4thBlackGoblin
bro, that's exactly the vibe, thank you for the one piece reference
A shaggy-haired prisoner of war sat down on a metal chair behind a metal table. He looked around the interrogation room with distaste. "You want to know my secrets? Hah, you unfeeling murderers don't know the first thing about the mechs you're piloting. Have you ever rubbed your hands against them affectionately? Have you sat down next to their gigantic feet and tell them about the stars? Did you for one tiny moment stop murdering innocents long enough to treat your mechs like a person? I guess not. That's why I've been able to kill over two hundred of you bastards with just me and my mech. Because I was never alone."
The Mech Touch
Sci-fi · Exlor
I'm really dumb for those parentheses
"A little more towards the head. I would also like the head to be large, hexagonal, and ribbed to lessen the weight and increase potential damage."
My Undeath
Fantasy · Jhaydun
lol, the weight of divinity rests heavy on him
"But, I was just Buying some Cup-nood-" Before Heris Could've completed his sentence, He was sent to the void by the Fate-writer.
Sultry Sorcery: The Salacious Spells of the Dark Mage.
Fantasy · Night_phantom