Itsame_Mario

When God gave me three wishes, I thought that I would choose where I would go... Turns out, I didn't. --- I own nothing, only OC’s. No harem. And just roll with it, please.

Reincarnation wasn't new to him. He was once an excited teen, ready to save the world from the demon king, now he was a veteran, a man that had gone through countless wars and came out as a victor, a man that mastered countless forms of battle. Somewhere along the way, saving the world became a chore, so he discarded the sword and took up magic for the next few dozen lifetimes. Magic was there whenever he was sent to another world, his body, on the other hand, needed work, so he made sure to study the magic of every world he visited, Holy, dark, demonic, water, lightning, the list went on. So... Now, this man had one question... Why not retire? Being born as a devil ensured that he lived for a long, long time. And so the vacation of a tired man seeking peace and a little amusement started. ___ I own nothing, just the OC. This will be a stress relief since moving out for college is stupidly complicated.

Well, knowing my luck, reincarnation is the last thing I expected when dying. Waking up in a world where fangs, wings, tails, and extra body parts are a norm, is more unexpected. Heros? Villains? Meh, K. Amma do it but I can't guarantee that ill succeed. But my single goal will be to piss off people. I'll probably fail that too but whatever. ___ I only own the OC's and every plot twist I might or might not make. This is totally original. #Noharem

He didn't know what this world had to offer and he didn't know what he could offer the world. But he was here now, he had no way to go back, and even if he did, there was nothing he could do with this body. Everything he could do before was useless now, everything he knew would be of little help for years. And what was this obsession with eyes? ___ I don't own Naruto. Duh.

Ever wonder what it's like to be stranded in an unfamiliar world? Well, I didn't have to anymore. [Congrau-] Fuck off! _ I don't own anything... Nope.

Gods must hate him. It should have been obvious when a truck slammed into his one-room apartment and squashed him against a wall. If he remembered right, he should get three wishes for reincarnating... But nooo... Spin the flipping wheel for a boon. He didn't even know the thing he got, what the hell was "thousand demon daggers"? And then, he was a baby again, staring at a worried man and an exhausted woman, his new parents. ... He was still salty, though. ___ I own nothing.

I tried making a fight scene. It was bad... Like horrible. And pokemon are full of battles like that. It turned out so stupid I had to rethink some decisions I made in my life. Why was I here? What was I doing? And why the hell was I doing this? The answer was the same. Pffft, I dunno.

___ I own nothing, only the OC. The updates will be irregular since I will be focusing on my other two fics and write this one when Im stuck on both of them.

Even though he was in another world he was kind of bored. A once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, they said, a dream come true, they said. No one said about how boring waiting for things to happen was. But hey! At least he had front-line seats for everything behind the scenes. Even though it is more gruesome.