Lencana 7
Moments 309
....That sounds gay, doesn't it?
Reincarnated As The Villainess's Son
Fantasy · Noob6_writer9
This little Kentucky Fried Chicken, I swear to God…
My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World
Fantasy · Brendanjoke
"Okay, let's go do that then."
My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World
Fantasy · Brendanjoke
"You taste that? Not getting any sweeter. It's only been like - what, 50 years since I last brushed? You'll be fine."
My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World
Fantasy · Brendanjoke
yes it's me girls
"I… I am. I'm… Terestra."
My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World
Fantasy · Brendanjoke
non virgin blood ?
"How does your blood protect me?"
My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World
Fantasy · Brendanjoke
"I could sniff you all day, and I already have, but know that no information would be gained by such an act. No master, I've simply deduced. Your lifestyle, your personality, your… uhh, demeanor… through a maiden's eyes - forgive the bluntness, master - but there exist far desirable alternatives besides you."
My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World
Fantasy · Brendanjoke
Ash paused, bent over by the bedside table. She looked up at me with a peculiar look on her face. "I… merely assumed. Why? Are you not a virgin, master?"
My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World
Fantasy · Brendanjoke
"a future harem member"
"Worse," said Ash, flinging even more salt at me like it was holy water. "A Matriarch. The most dangerous, most volatile, of all vampires."
My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World
Fantasy · Brendanjoke
Anything she wanted, she'll have.
My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World
Fantasy · Brendanjoke
only good if you're on the top of the pyramid indeed
Like seriously - it was a pyramid scheme! Why on earth did you fall for it, past me?! Anybody can smell it from a mile away! Of course, there's no get-rich-quick tactic that nobody has ever heard about, nobody's ever heard of it because it doesn't even exist.
My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World
Fantasy · Brendanjoke
That girl smelled like trouble. And she flat-out just smells overall. Forget her.
My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World
Fantasy · Brendanjoke
the devil's cart!
"Indeed. A large metal beast clad in dark green. A six-legged amalgamation of iron and rust with a large gaping hole at its back which it uses to devour its prey whole. I have seen it. Why - just recently I saw it feast upon the contents of this large metal box I now dwell in before it roared away in a thick miasma of smog."
My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World
Fantasy · Brendanjoke
"You're a pretty big rat," I said.
My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World
Fantasy · Brendanjoke
'Ah fuck! So many red flags and I chose to ignore them! I've barely made it anywhere in life! Been two years since I last had sex!' Blake saw his life flash before his eyes as these thoughts swirled in his mind.
MY SUGAR MUMMY IS A BEAUTIFUL VAMPIRE
Urban · ElderGods
Yeah, they suck you dry at night
Somehow, Rose preferred to sleep by day in her office, not exactly doing much at all when the sun was up but became very active in the night.He was starting to think she shared genes with mosquitoes or something.
MY SUGAR MUMMY IS A BEAUTIFUL VAMPIRE
Urban · ElderGods
In kind, brother
"No, not at all, ma'am. It's just that I appreciate all you've done for me, but... how will I pay you back?" Blake voiced his concern, aware that such generosity likely came with a catch.
MY SUGAR MUMMY IS A BEAUTIFUL VAMPIRE
Urban · ElderGods
delicious milkers
"...Ouch, my boobies!!"
Reincarnated As The Villainess's Son
Fantasy · Noob6_writer9