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Li Xiang had lost her memories due to an accident, and with the handsome man beside her, she picked up her phone and snapped a picture, captioned it before posting on her Weibo. [I think I'm getting scammed, someone come pick up and take your husband home.] Fu Yun, who was sitting on the sofa beside her, received the phone notification, he turned towards her. "Wife, can you stop trying to give me away? No one is going to buy, come to collect me or even think about owning me." Fu Yun pulled out the marriage certificate and the two red books that were tucked in his inner suit pocket. "Your name, my name are written on here, don't even try to sell me away!" Li Xiang huffed before pulling out a divorce certificate. "Your name, my name are written on here too. I'll sell you today, I'll sell you far away!" Fu Yun exclaimed. "Wife, you know your husband has business related to the government can you stop doing something involving breaking the law?!" Li Xiang crossed her arms over her chest. "Even if you get in trouble, how would that relate to me?" Fu Yun shuffled closer to her. "Wife, just look at the dates on the documents…" Li Xiang. "…" ‘Fu Yun stop changing the date on the marriage certificate, it’s illegal!'

'Just a little old me, walking up and down the martial realm~ Just a little old me, no power and as weak as hell~ Just a little old me, no food so I'm extremely whelmed ~ Please take the little old me home, and raise me well~.' A hundred thousand gold death warrant. A hundred thousand gold capture warrant. A hundred thousand gold location warrant. Ung, young ones why are you all so affectionate ah? She, Qiong Lian has only snatched away the Holy Lord to make him her bride, stolen some mystical food to feed her hungry tummy and committed a small arson by setting the imperial palace on fire. Why must you all become so agitated ah?! Isn't this just a regular VR game? Why was it the first time she played it, she can't even log out? Can't you see my mana bar at 10%? Can't you see my health bar at 5%? No love! No love at all! If you want to fight then throw some food at me! No need to involve fists! Ung, fellow lag-man, why is it every time I want to hit you, you disappear to the other side of the wall? Please go back and fix your connection before coming to take advantage of me! What heaven, what a beautiful life! If I can't find any food, then little beauties come to lay down on my plate. I promise my bite won't hurt!

Wu Yingtai is the highly talented celestial beauty that was reverend by the entire Jiangyu Mainland. Her portraits hung on several respected family homes across the continent, even the esteemed Emperor of Jun country had a painting of her mounted in the Grand Assembly Hall. The populace would kneel and pray to her statue for luck and prosperity; some even used her portrait as wedding gifts! Hence when such a devilish and evil-looking gigolo came to ruin the pure and noble image of Wu Yingtai, everyone grabbed their pitchforks and chased him across the entire continent! The crowd: 'Demon gigolo get away from our Goddess Ying!' After several years of running around, battered and bruised, the pitiful Little Husband finally came home to find his wife drinking tea. 'Wife, let's consummate!' Wu Yingtai looked at the charming dust-covered man before frowning. 'No, thank you.' Hence the broken-hearted Little Husband ran away from home. Several years later he returned, with the title of Ancestor Overlord and a cute little meat bun following behind him. The Little Husband, who had a raise in status. 'Wife, I gave birth to a child, isn't he the cutest, doesn't he look just like me? ~.' Wu Yingtai who was in the middle of ascension. '…'

Ying Yue was the newly hired, cute and overly moe Agent belonging to the System Organisation, her work description was: [Across the realms and across the heavens, we must make sure all the Male Gods are happy with their true love!] So Ying Yue took up all her energy, all her brainpower to find a cute sister-in-law, but alas why were the Male Gods so weird?! ×× Mini Theater ×× Ying Yue: "Your highness Male God, I bought back a bunch of pretty sisters, please take a pick!" The Male God in question: "They're all too smelly." Months later, Yingyue bought back another batch of pretty sisters: "Male God, how about these? Look at the bosoms, look at the buttocks!" The Male God who was eating lunch with his mother: "They don't look tasty." Dejected Ying Yue and her sidekick went off to find another batch, but this time it was a group of green tea and white lotus sisters. Ying Yue: "Your highness, how about these, they can cry and cry, you won't have to worry about your bath water anymore!" The Male God who was currently halfway through a rebellion: "They're too loud, smelly and don't look tasty." The pitiful Agent and her Manager both threw their hands up in the air. What smelly, what tasty I'm not even finding food for you: "Then what do you want?!" The Male God who casually sat on the blood-covered throne looking hungrily down at the cute little rabbit: "You."