Called it.
"I'll state a number, once only. Move this Herb Garden of Divine Farmer in one go!"
Eastern · Eat Apples Late at Night
Knowing him, he'll take one. One garden that is.
"Please, please, please, remember to stop while you're ahead!"
Eastern · Eat Apples Late at Night
Amazing 🤩
What a nice line
"Bazhun'an will fail once, but I, Xu Xiaoshou, won't."
Eastern · Eat Apples Late at Night
So the turtle is peaking out of the shell?
However, not even several breathes after Albion sat down, the bathroom doors slid open, causing him to freeze in shock. The fat lemon squeezing through the narrow rear valve halted with its tips exposed.
Urban · Pointbreak
so specific?
His scream contained 30% panic, 30% pain, and 994% helplessness.
Eastern · Eat Apples Late at Night
This is great
I̸̛͉̱̳̬̽͐͛͝ ̷̣̕w̵̼̓ͅi̴̳̕l̵͙̼̗̒̒́̆̋ļ̵̞̤̯͐̓͆́ ̸̡̛̝̣͂̃͊͘k̷̨̪̎i̷͉͔̟̺̻̊̊̾͌̈͛ļ̷͓̀͆̔̇̋͝l̷̟̦̤̜̀͑̀͜ ̵̨̾ẗ̸̫͕̼̳͍́͐͊̓̌h̴͖̝̹̠͇̝͛́͊̍e̴̫̮̿̄̔̀͋̓m̵̜̹̽̾͠ ̷͔̟̆̏̏͜a̶̮͐̈́̃͘l̷͉̍̎͜l̶̰̭̼̻̣̩̈͒̋͋ ̷͕̲͔͈͙̜̈́̄͆͛à̴̜̮̠̻̫̿̓͊͠ṅ̶̥͚͌̕͝d̶̢̝̞͓̮̈́̑ͅ ̸̺̹͎̼̱̐͌̄d̷̫͌̀̉̇̈́e̶̛̩̱͒͝v̶̦̺̱̞̉̓̐̚ǫ̵͕̱͕̽͌̐̈́̚͠u̸̺̤̳̬̾́͌ȑ̵̤͖̥̝͎̈ ̷̹͙̓ţ̷̔̐̒̕͝h̷̢̙͈̳͑̾͌̚̕͠ȇ̴̮i̵̝̓ṙ̷͓̦̩͊̊̈͆͝ ̵̼̲̲̳͔̄̈́̔ͅs̴͎͓͂̔o̴̢̢̳̽͒̉̚͝ͅṷ̷̂̋́̿͑̚l̷̹̲̥͌̈̌̽̇s̵̢͖̪̣̖͗̀͆̌̂͜
Fantasy · Draekai
What did I do?
"What can a trash beast fire do to me?!"
Eastern · Eat Apples Late at Night
Nobody gonna mention that...?
Regardless of whether Xu Xiaoshou ended up winning or losing, the unyielding nature and martial bearing of Xu Xiaoshou had awed Zhou Tianshen. So much so that he had developed quite an affection—oops, respect for the man.
Eastern · Eat Apples Late at Night
Amazing line
The lion, the witch, and the utter stupidity of this bitch!
I Will Kill The Author
Fantasy · Night_Crawler619