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Warning: EXPLICIT SCENES An erotic parody of the popular video game series. -------------------------------------------------- Enter Ryu Hayabusa. Also known as the Super Ninja / Dragon Ninja / Ultimate Ninja etc. You've seen him single handedly take down a tank, a helicopter, monsters, aliens, robots, you name it - Ryu killed it. He even killed the undead. He survived the grip of murder. Won the 2nd DOA tournament. Kills everything for a living. To protect the balance of the world. How badass is that! Dodging missiles. Dodging bullets. Turning into a Falcon for f*cks sake a FALCON! And yeah he could die and bring himself to life like nothing happened. But nothing beats him turning into a falcon. Have you ever wondered how Ryu was always popular with the ladies and yet we don't ever see him bang them in-game? It's got an ESRB rating of 18+ and we only get bo*bs physics? Because it's a plot for Ninja gaiden 4. I'm calling it now: NG4 will be a 3D hentai game. So why wait for NG4 while you can enjoy NGP - for free! If it sucks then no one will complain! Until I think of a better synopsis I'll keep this one. Or you can help me because I'm too lazy. email me your synopsis ideas and your titties: nasabayabasan07@yahoo.com

[TAGALOG] ANG LAYUNIN ng librong ito ay makapag bigay aliw lamang. Kung ano man ang pagkakapareho sa mga lugar, pangyayari, pangalan, amoy, ay pawang nagkataon lamang at hindi sinasadya. Ngayon, kung ikaw ay menor de edad ay tigilan mo na ang pagbasa nito. Masyadong maiksi ang pagkabata at dapat sa paglalaro ka muna naka focus, hindi sa mga ganitong makamundong babasahin. Sobrang daming magagandang bagay ang maaaring pumukaw sa iyong imahinasyon bilang bata. Magaral ng instrumentong pang musika. Mag drawing. Tumula. Magbasa ng Harry Potter ay wag yun mas maganda Paolo Coelho nalang. Or Bob Ong. Mag aral mag bike, mag swimming, mag piko, chinese garter, turumpo, luksong tinik luksong baka luksong dugo langit lupa impyerno saksak puso tulo ang dugo pitik bulag tumbang preso patotot sikyo jolen jak en poy pusoy dos. Igalang at mahalin ang mga magulang. Wag magmalupit sa kapwa at sa mga hayop. Ngayon, kung ikaw ay magulang, paki patnubayan ang inyong mga anak. Naglipana na ngayon ang masasmang impluwensiya sa internet, maaari lamang na check nyo ginagawa ng kids nyo from time to time. Hindi madali, pero hindi imposible. Ngayon, kung ikaw ay single mom, maaari mo akong kontakin sa nasabayabasan07@yahoo.com. Bibigyan kita ng advice. Send ka pics ah. Ngayon kung ikaw ay single, have a good life. -------------------------------------------------- Lewd true to life stories from yours truly. But nothing could be really true, true? WARNING: PLEASE STOP READING if you're not of legal age! But if you're an adult female please send your sexy pics to: nasabayabasan07@yahoo.com all kinds of bobs and pempems are appreciated. love and peace! buy me Kopiko (whatever it is) - https://ko-fi.com/nasabayabasan07 -------------------------------------------------- HOY BATA SABI NA WAG BASAHIN EH!

Mga koleksyon ko ng kwento na hinabi mula sa immature kong kaisipan nung 7 years old palang ako. Testing the waters daw sabi nila.

A collection of spine tingling tales that won't take much of your time.