"It's not my fault. I didn't force her. We just fulfilled our duties as husband and wife, and suddenly, boom, she got pregnant."
Anime & Comics · ZoroTraineeWriter
While I simply walked away, killing any gutsy policemen who tried to stop me, batman was still desperately trying to stop the advances of the unstoppable destroyer. Making get aways was so easy with him, just give him something bigger to worry about than your escape.
Anime & Comics · LostWizard
"Ara Ara, Mr. Drake if you continue looking at me like that I'll blush." the goddess teased with a giggle after catching me staring.
Anime & Comics · loskro
"Fuck, I'm blind, Batman crippled me, someone put that on the front page of tomorrow's newspaper" I was obviously just playing around, not at all bothered by the fact that I just lost one of the few senses I had in this human form or the fact that I could hear footsteps rushing at me.
Anime & Comics · LostWizard
valid flex
"I AM GANESHA!" Ganesha flexed his arms. "I invented 'chill'."
Anime & Comics · Vulkizaro_Zoromi
"Can you two please go and flirt somewhere else? Some of us are trying to attain godhood here," Epsilon interrupted, glaring at them.
Anime & Comics · Shadow_D_Monarch3
Byakuya partially unsheathed his sword, Kazemune, letting it emit a clear, threatening ring. The sound made Estercock Saint's face wound throb painfully.
Anime & Comics · Saitama_Blast
The character was Sonic the Hedgehog Ninja, who cost 1000 points of world energy to summon.
Anime & Comics · Saitama_Blast
Dora was really angry at the minister right now but she looked so adorable, her hair had turned red.
Book&Literature · Agwinz
not that you could stop him anyway
"You are free to go, sir," said the first Auror to Alfred.
Book&Literature · Agwinz
The girl's hair turned pink and she blushed a little. She said, "I got excited seeing your magic. Sorry, and thank you for helping me with my luggage. You can call me Tonks."
Book&Literature · Agwinz
trying to hook you up with a wife, also trying to figure out your type
WTF?! Is Truck-Kun playing a prank on me?
Anime & Comics · LostWizard
What kind of sickeningly peaceful world did I end up in, and why would anyone wish for this nightmare?
Anime & Comics · Cadenadeaventuras
it's 7 months later not yesterday
'With how much they fucked all night, it would be strange if mom didn't get pregnant,' Draco thought.
Anime & Comics · HungryMushroom
Description: instant death spells has a 50% chance of not working. Beings related to death will be more trusting towards you.
Anime & Comics · holt_kessho
I give the notification the stink eye, and hear sweetie giggle as I do. I sigh and get ready for the day. I have a appointment at st. Mungo's for Hella and myself Eris has agreed to stay in Elysium as we go to Hogwarts. She's really kind I don't know why aqua does her dirty. I want that goddess of water to beg at our feet.
Anime & Comics · holt_kessho
"Captain my mustache...."
Fist Of Haki
Anime & Comics · Passerby_Venne