BiazarKaiser

BiazarKaiser

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BiazarKaiser
BiazarKaiser
5 days ago
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"Boy I am a lich." Phineas deadpans "Even if they did cut me down, all it would do is send me home faster."

Skyrim: A Sorcerer's Tale

Skyrim: A Sorcerer's Tale

Video Games · Rastislav

BiazarKaiser
BiazarKaiser
5 days ago
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Phineas acts out a blink and nods "Fine" And snaps his fingers, his form shifting from a somewhat diminutive Breton into the regal skeleton he now was. He levitates a bit above ground and offers the deeply concerned General a flamboyant bow "Master Necromancer and Archlich, Phineas Gestor. At your service." Every single syllable is underlined by a creepy echo, the lich's amusement with the situation almost palpable.

Skyrim: A Sorcerer's Tale

Skyrim: A Sorcerer's Tale

Video Games · Rastislav

BiazarKaiser
BiazarKaiser
5 days ago
Commented

Salazar is a savage little mystical lizard.... and that made me chuckle

"Your wisdom remains aflame, oh most calcified of female genitals!" The Lizard Wizard throws his tiny hands up in jubilation and ignoring the "The fuck did you just call me?" He went on "And that same flame is why we have gathered, to welcome another to our little group of the insightful and of the enlightened!"

Skyrim: A Sorcerer's Tale

Skyrim: A Sorcerer's Tale

Video Games · Rastislav

BiazarKaiser
BiazarKaiser
12 days ago
Commented

the lizard strikes... be terrified of the squeaky laugh for it is of a lizard older than you

Admitting that they were somehow delivered the corpses all the way in Alinor, where no one could detect anything save for the squeaky laughter that vaguely resembled that of an infantile Argonian, was not an option so all the Envoy could do at that point was grit her teeth and demand "The Empire will honor the Concordat or-"

Skyrim: A Sorcerer's Tale

Skyrim: A Sorcerer's Tale

Video Games · Rastislav

BiazarKaiser
BiazarKaiser
12 days ago
Commented

don't dis the rules of pondering magic orbs

Maleran, the current stand-in for Reyvin who was too busy to do his more mundane job gives the Nord a very dry look "Lord Dagoth insisted that it be called such. If you want to correct him be my guest."

Skyrim: A Sorcerer's Tale

Skyrim: A Sorcerer's Tale

Video Games · Rastislav

BiazarKaiser
BiazarKaiser
13 days ago
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What exactly did Athena and Hermes tell you that you dared to chop down the golden apple tree!"

Fate: I Heard After Death, You Can Ascend to the Throne of Heroes?

Fate: I Heard After Death, You Can Ascend to the Throne of Heroes?

Anime & Comics · Abhii_28

BiazarKaiser
BiazarKaiser
13 days ago
Replied to Lord_Fate_Master

promise:

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BiazarKaiser
BiazarKaiser
13 days ago
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BiazarKaiser
BiazarKaiser
13 days ago
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HERA YOUR VOWS HAVE CONSQEQUENCES! YOU'VE FUCKED YOUR FOLLOWER ROYALLY!

"Mother goddess, mother goddess, all I can say is... truly befitting of you!"

Fate: I Heard After Death, You Can Ascend to the Throne of Heroes?

Fate: I Heard After Death, You Can Ascend to the Throne of Heroes?

Anime & Comics · Abhii_28

BiazarKaiser
BiazarKaiser
13 days ago
Replied to Austin_Scott

Promise the Constellation Painter