I mean there are lightwhips which is a type of lightsaber
Six down. Likely a dozen more left in this cell. As V dashed into the next room and leaped clear across it, red-hot monowire flashing from her wrists to scorch lines through every surface as if a tornado of Jedi had torn through it, she couldn't contain the cold satisfaction in her chest. Cauterized bits and pieces of flesh fell to the floor around her, and V smiled. She'd never be Smasher, but one day, the name 'V' would be just as (in)famous.
Movies · Daddy
he's just a little stabby guy
Not as glamorous as Dracula's misadventures impaling great amounts of more or less willing individuals, but beggars couldn't be choosers.
Anime & Comics · Hamtaro_
The Crimson F*cker
He really needed a better name, but Crimson F*cker was sadly taken.
Anime & Comics · Hamtaro_
John counted a good fifty miserable piles of secrets up and ready for him to unravel in the most painful manner that did not involve a horse, lube, Diddy and a bunch of very successful Minecraft Youtubers.
Anime & Comics · Hamtaro_
Not as glamorous as Dracula's misadventures impaling great amounts of more or less willing individuals, but beggars couldn't be choosers.
Anime & Comics · Hamtaro_
What is a man to do when given powers beyond measure?
Anime & Comics · Hamtaro_
Alistair had technically… TECHNICALLY, landed a hit.
Anime & Comics · Leylin_Blackwood
"Oh no…" John's eyes shook, looking at a yet another pile of documents being carried by his ghoul's enhanced arms.
Anime & Comics · Hamtaro_
Or because of some curse put on those who achieved positions of power, forcing them to waste away as each available hour of their painful existence gets consumed by the wicked mountains of mind-numbing, soul-crushing, dick-limping paperwork.
Anime & Comics · Hamtaro_
But he is truly in need, truly in need of a sword
"I have no idea how you pulled it out; only those truly in need are supposed to."
Hogwarts: Harry Potter’s Return from the Witcher World
Book&Literature · michaeI