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"To cultivate is to become one with the world, achieving a higher plane of existence." What the hell? No, it isn't. "Through diligent meditation and introspective enlightenment, one will be able to bridge the gap between himself and the center of the universe, achieving Immortality." Where did you get this crap? Such nonsense! Come, come, disciple. Follow your Snail-sensei here, and I will show you the quickest path to Immortality! It isn't all meditation and enlightenment like you imagine. If you aren't willing to risk your life, what makes you think you can avoid death? But don't worry! You have the Supreme Me. Your success is guaranteed! Now just put this dress on and let's go. What? Why are you looking at me like that? Don't point that sword at me!!! IMPORTANT AUTHOR'S NOTE: I will many of the earlier chapters due to an upcoming official publication through other channels. I have left the more recent chapters and will update in the future so that my current readers who have been with me since the beginning will get to witness the end of the current arc. All of your support is the reason I have gone forward with publishing my story, and I thank all of my beloved readers.

They say life isn't fair. Plenty of rich criminals pass away peacefully at an old age without getting their just desserts. Oh, sorry. Forgot to introduce myself! Former atheist, professional contract killer Gary Black here, and I just want to warn you, it's not true! Well, maybe the part about life being unfair is true, but the criminals don't get away with squat. Whatever they don't pay while they're alive, they're forced to pay after they die! I'm not crazy! Just listen to me. God exists! Hey, don't roll your eyes at me! You think I want him to exist? The damn scumbag is worse than any loan shark you'll ever meet, forcing me to pay back a lifetime's worth of karmic debt! His Goddamn "benevolence" was giving me the option to pay it alive in another world or dead in his literal hell. Like, that's much of a choice... How is a dishonest man supposed to make a living without being dishonest?! And what's this timer ticking down in the corner of my eye? 10:02 10:01 10:00 Till Death 9:59 9:58 Maybe Hell would've been better... P.S. This novel will be deleted once its first chapter and a couple more chapters have been completed. I am posting it here just to confirm its published existence under my name :). Feel free to read it at your own risk. Also, his thoughts are in italics, but Webnovel's too lame to update their writing section for Originals with italics, so good luck figuring out when the MC is thinking and when he is describing the scene. :P