Bab 1: Here We Go Again
I've lost count of how many times I've been through this, but I still haven't completely regretted creating the Thousand Harem Technique.
Close, but I haven't regretted it yet.
How a life of debauchery led me to this point is difficult to say. Maybe I should have worried less about my first ten incarnations. I was very calm in them, when I realized the world was ending and in order not to leave my new harem to myself I needed to fix what was wrong.
My body suffers from a single defect in perhaps all creation. My life expectancy will never exceed ten thousand years. To get around this I created my own reincarnation technique. I also created my own dual cultivation techniques.
I didn't need to study the Sects' rubbish manuals, simply because they are inefficient. When you need to have sex thousands of times to increase your cultivation before even reaching the heavenly level, it is simply inefficient.
I always thought about quality when I created my techniques and for that, something was left aside by them. Pleasure produces energy, no matter the type. If the union of ying and yang is necessary for dual cultivation, all you need is to create a technique that makes the necessary conversion.
Double cultivation of two equal energies even exists, but they are vampiric, they only work for one side.
So so that no one thinks such nonsense, I created techniques capable of converting ying into yang so that during the time I was away from my harem they never stopped cultivating.
I say that, but it took me a few incarnations to get these right, until I achieved that I needed to dedicate myself twice as much before my longevity ended.
I died more than once while having sex.
And no, I was never old. My body stops aging in my twenties.
My first companions are already hundreds of thousands of years old, but they still insist on being the first to welcome me when I return home in each incarnation.
When you have a significant number of deities sharing your bed, the world around you thinks twice before attacking your home. Something very advantageous in my opinion.
The worlds under my clan's control are known to be some of the most peaceful in the entire Supreme Realm.
My name is Kai and I am the Patriarch of the Mao Clan, one of the ten Immortal Clans.
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As always, the headache is huge.
Nothing like reincarnating in my own body without having lived in it for 18 years. I'm no pedo, and life is no fun before booze and sex.
In most small worlds 18 is adulthood, in some places 16 (in these cases I'm grateful that the technique seals my libido until I wake up), in others 21 (it's tragic when I find myself in that situation).
Another thing I secured with the Thousand Harem Technique is the fact that I always call myself Mao Kai. In my current life I apparently fell into a world of elemental bodies. With my senses I see that everyone who has power around me has some type of elemental affinity, nothing too blatant, but they are present. Deep down the strongest presence I feel has five elemental affinities. Even on a small scale he could be considered a jewel in the eyes of some Supreme Realm organizations.
Alright time to check in on my life so far.
Mao Kai;
Eighteen years old;
Virgo (we soon changed that);
Orphan (happens);
Employee (Well, I'm not useless);
Recent graduate of the Shinobi Academy and part of the Genin Corps.
I failed the team test and ended up needing to be part of the Genin Corps to continue my Shinobi career. Without excelling in Taijutsu, nor Ninjutsu, nor Genjustu. The only recommendation I received after failing the team test was a private seal teacher.
I don't always succeed in my dreams before I wake up at 18. I've heard that my form of reincarnation is a lot like transmigration, but this thing the lesser gods do is just for fun.
Who am I kidding, I increase my harem every time I reincarnate. Even though I don't take anyone with me who doesn't really love me.
I live in Konohagakure, which was supposed to be in the fifth kage, but ended up going back to the third after the fourth's death.
Sometimes I wonder why people want power so much, but then again, I'm the patriarch of one of the ten immortal clans...
Eighteen years ago Konoha suffered a violent attack that ended up taking the lives of almost half of its population, including the last Kage.
Taking into account the jokes of the universe that thinks I'm a good person... the hero of this world must have died right before I was born, in this disaster.
Cool.
Now for the important thing.
The closest thing I had to a girlfriend before I woke up?
No.
Almost not.
Not this one either.
Oh, I have good taste. But this one will definitely be difficult.
My Fuijutsu Sensei, Uzumaki Kushina.
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