Bab 1: The Beginning (Edited)
A teen with dark brown hair and eyes and a singular star shaped birthmark on his neck was currently laying on the ground, limbs violently twisted and his head propping up the rest of the body… People say this poor child was hit by a truck with the license plate 'Truck-sama', The truck seemingly vanished leaving along with a small invisible wisp of white getting dragged into the unknown
The boys thoughts were blank the weak soul couldn't form conscious thoughts without the help of a higher being which in this case was exactly what he got
"Want do you mean he got the wrong person? First time this has happened in ages… Is the old man going senile?"
The boy heard talking but couldn't make out the language it seemed like a bunch of incomprehensible gibberish, He looked around trying to find the source but only ending up finding four walls with a table infront of him as he was sitting in the chair just as he went to reach the the glass of tea sitting in the table a man seemingly walked through the wall with a apologetic expression
"Well… I don't know how to explain this, there was a mistake in the reincarnation department and you ended up being forced into the system… While this isn't the first time it is usually the rookies that do such things"
Softly shaking his head the man sat down across from the boy
"To compensate for the mistake the boss is willing to personally allow you 2 to wishes alongside reincarnating in a world of your choosing with a 'cleansing' of your memory"
Pulling a stack of papers out of the air he laid it down on the table while pointing at a picture with a large tower towering over a circluar city
"Such as this universe, we could not allow you to bring your knowledge of modern weapons while your knowledge about such things is minimal, or your morals in this universe killing is a part of your life… no it would revolve around it with the morals you have from your previous life you wouldn't make it far"
Releasing a sigh the man looked at the watch on his wrist before hurriedly standing up reaching out his hand
"Hurry now it is best not to keep the boss waiting"
Albeit confused the boy took the man's hands before he felt a quake around his body as the surroundings changed into a extravagant hall with a large throne giving off a sense of superiority the throne was seemingly made from a golden aerogel and the old man with a neatly trimmed beard sitting upon it seemed more like an illusion, a hologram of sorts
"Now boy, what are your wishes?"
The man's voice thundered through the hall causing the boy to slightly recoil in fear, however the man paid it no mind as he continued staring at the boy waiting for his answer. As for the boy the corners of his lips slighty rose before quickly relaxing
"How about something else?"
The old man tilted his head as he grew curious seeing that he wasn't going to speak the boy continued
"I wonder if you truly are as powerful as you let off to be… My first wish is to be smited with all of your strength as for my secon-"
The man interrupted the boy shock and horror evident in his face
"Boy are you crazy your but a mere mortal soul even being in the presence of the Supreme Ones body will begin tearing you apart you will simply cease to exist"
The boy stared him in the eyes for a second before looking back to the old man
"As I was saying (looking at the man from the corner of his eye before returning) , for my second wish that is for you to completely reform my soul to the best of your abilities… If you can't do something as simple as that you may as well be the weakest god I've ever heard of"
The old man was instantly furious never before has a god let alone a mere mortal talked to him in such a way, his body began to become more opaque as he began chanting
"I $&(:/#%*\|<>€£>\%], Punish the fool of a soul who doubted the strength of the god of Beginnings, Reincarnation, Magic, Swords, War, Hand to Hand Combat, Strength, Creator of the 'System'...(continued)" as the old man spoke rapid violent thunderclaps of endless colors formed a rip in the fabric of existence itself revealing an expanse of thunderstorms filling the whole hall with sounds so explosively loud that the boy felt as if cracks were beginning to form on his very being "(continued)... Mind, Body, Soul, Spear, Smithing, Cooking, Home, Se-*Ahem*-Love,....."
After what seemed like eons the old ma- 'god' finished listing all his titles and finished with a single utterance
"Glorious Smiting That You Should Be Grateful For"
As the final word was said a beam so fast that the tear followed completely obliterating the soul reducing it to a size that not even quarks could compare (A/N: 10-^15mm or .000000000000001mm) the man was violent trembling balled up behind one of the pillars in the hall while the old man just began flicking his wrists drawing various three dimensional shapes filled with runes, seals, and curses… Well while they may 'just' be curses the side effects should be minimal and can be easily dealt with… well maybe… after a few minutes of slightly intense but greatly enjoyed fixing of the damage dealt from the smiting a boy that could easily be mistaken as a young girl at first glance with soft features with pearlescent (#f7eacf) eyes with undertones of colors ranging from blue - midnight blue - midnight purple - purple and all the colors in between
Long soft silver-black hair ran all the way down his back reaching below his shoulders with two collar bone lengths framing his face alongside broken bangs seeing that his work was perfect as always he took a haughty attitude as he nodded
"You should be grateful making me waste my time with such undemanding tasks"
However the boy seemed not to care he felt different from before the only way he could describe was 'better' the feeling was indescribable it filled his whole being it was almost like he woke up from his nap on the desk at school
"So how did you do it?"
Waving his hand as if it was a common question the old man spoke
"Simple I just used some of my vast reserves of existence I melded….."
He just paused wide eyed, staring at the widely smiling boy in front of him. He couldn't believe it he was just scammed by a child… 2 simple wishes while simple gave him untold benefits more than he truly should have the old man could only shake his head while smacking himself on the head hard enough to create sonic booms multiple time rapidly mumbling something about 'I'm so stupid… why am I like this… How a mere child fooling a being older than light itself'
"Where do you wish to go child I'm tired of you being in my presence"
Barely holding in his excitement the boy spoke yelled out
"The universe he showed me" pointing at the man next to him the god looked over to him slightly curious
"That would be Universe #40283725...9273 code name 'Danmachi'"
The god sat in silence watching the young boy for a few minutes stuck in thought before he spoke
"I will lead your soul to that plane of existence… However if I did such things then you will not be able to take a lower god's blessing…" With a shrug he continued "Only because I don't meddle with 'lower' Magic systems"
The man started to fumble about at his boss' words
"Sir you've used it before… Falna…"
The god seemed as if a brick hit his head as he slowly lifted it "Ahhh… Very well then since you are connected to my existence you must join my Familia… can't have no 'child' of mine in one of those puny gods Familia"
As the young soul watched the god raise his chin slightly, cross his arms, and speak with all the arrogance possible he couldn't help but want to chuckle however the man next to him spoke
"But sire… You would have to update his status regularly or else the boy would remain weak"
"Pfffft" the god fell back into his chair "You?! You?! You think that I $&(:/#%*\|<>€£>\%] can't do something as simple as update a status *Hmmph*"
With a single wave of his hand the boy felt something smack into him
"How's that feel" a proud grin rising to the gods face "That's a new system I just made… CONNECTION TO I THE GREATEST GOD V.1, pretty cool huh?"
The young boy was speechless… the reason, we won't speak about it… however the boy felt no different
"Oh you're probably thinking 'oh I feel no different' ofcourse it's a completely useless system the only thing it allows me to do is update your status… what think you were going to get free wishes pfft as if"
The god pricked his finger with an extravagant ice pick, as a single drop of prismatic blood fell a distortion formed under it disappearing with the distortion the next instant the body felt a small wetness hit his back before something surged through his soul
"With this I say goodbye you shitty mortal"
With a snap of his fingers the boy disappeared shooting a glare at the man he spoke
"Waste my time again and you will be reduced to cleaning up after my cosmic world eater…"
At the thought of planet size shit reeking through the universe the man shuddered before bowing deep and backing up out the hall
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(A/N at the bottom)At this point it's just an info dump… Kinda Useful Kinda Not
Familia- A 'Family' under a god connected through Falna
Falna- A system of magic that is used in the process of bestowing a 'Status' upon mortals
Status- The accumulation of 'Excelia' (Exp, Xp, Experience, Level juice, etc) this 'Exceila' is further divided
•Strength (Str)- Physical Strength/Carrying Weight
•Endurance (End)- Constitution/Stamina/Health
•Dexterity (Dex)- Balance/Coordination/Reflexes
•Agility (Agi)- Speed(This is affected by strength and endurance with more Str more explosive/top speed with End it is stamina gets a 5% increase per point in Agi)/Flexibility
•Magic (Mag)- (This is more difficult to explain due to how much it incorporates Intelligence<deductive reasoning/cognition/memory/logic/rationality/reaction speed>, Wisdom<self-awareness/common sense, restraint/perception/insight>, and Charisma<force of personality/persuasiveness/leadership/successful planning>… However, that's a lot… So all of that's just gonna be reduced to…) Reaction Speed//Perception/Insight/Magic Capacity/Magic Density/Magic Control
Exceila- The fuel for the blessing of the gods, Gathered by slaying monsters/ High Risk-High Reward
Ranks- 0-99 I, 100-199 H, 200-299 G, 300-399 F, 400-499 E, 500-599 D, 600-699 C, 700-799 B, 800-899 A, 900-999 S, 1000-1999 SS, 2000-3999 SSS, 4000-20k EX (EX is only possible due to the fact that he is the 'child' of a higher god making the Falna more potent lessening the stress out on his body by Excelia overload… which equals a kind of 'Spontaneous Self Combustion' without flames and such and a lot more explosive… like meat chucks getting stuck IN walls…)
Gear Ranks- Untiered -Low - Mid - High - Elemental - Holy/Demonic - Cursed Holy/Blessed Demonic - Divine/Ungodly
(A/N: Updates on this are going to be ridiculously slow sorry not sorry kinda...well enjoy)
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