Bab 2: What do you mean
I once again wake up, this time from my phone ringing. It's probably my mom, I think to myself as reached for my phone, then answered the call.
"Heya mum" I say.
A stern voice replies, "I just got a call from your landlord, he says you didn't answer his calls and rent is due. "
Ahhh, shit. "sorry mom, I will contact them immediately and give them the rent money" I reply "thanks for the reminder"
"Reminder?" She responds, "I am your mother, not your secretary, I shouldn't have to be called by your landlord, because YOU didn't pay rent. You're 27, you should be able to do this on your own. "
"Yes, mom" I answered, for there is no point in getting in an argument I can't win. I hate to admit it, but she's absolutely right. I need to step up my game, I'm an adult, I should start acting like one.
"Now go pay your rent" she says
"Ok, love you, bye" I tell her
"Love you too, bye" she says back, before hanging up.
"Well, off to pay rent" I sigh, as I get out of bed, quickly get dressed, and open up my laptop.
As I check my email for the confirmation code for the bank, I notice an email sent by an account I never seen before called greeneggsandsam@pmail.com, I decide to check it after I pay rent.
After a few minutes, I have successfully paid rent, so I check out the email. It reads:
Greeneggsandsam
To: weekoldbagel@pmail.com
Subject: this morning
Hello,
I went to introduce myself and you shut the door on me. Was it bad timing? Did I scare you? Sorry, I was just super excited to meet a fellow up and coming hero. I'm sorry if it was too sudden, should I have called you first.
Anyways, me and some of the other super friends are having a meeting this Sunday at the attached location, and we wanted to invite you too. We sent a letter last week to invite you, but perhaps you didn't get it.
Well that's all for now!
Super team captain,
Sam.
(End of message)
Ok, excuse me
What
The
Fuck
To be safe I ran a virus scan on my laptop and didn't open the attached document. The good news is virus free (I hope), the bad news is I have so many questions now.
PERTIMBANGAN PENCIPTA 
Cromsler
Cromsler I am Proto, your security is my Motto
Install me on your computer
To protect your data better
With me there no viruses
Could enter your computer
Malware, Spyware, Trojan
All gone forever
I filter your junk mail
Monitering Wifi, never fail
I am Proto, preventing data loss is my motto
I reverse data loss
Saving you from your angry boss
(Angry boss: AIYYYYY HA HA HA)
I recover... deleted... files
Making it sure, that you always smile
I am Proto, complete security is my motto!
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