"Human, we beg of you to help us save the Pokémon world...
Please help us!"
Help / Ignore
I was playing a game of Rattatas on my laptop when this message popped up.
"Damn, did a company resort to viruses to advertise their game?" I said out loud. Even though I said that I couldn't help but be hooked by this plead, it was like someone was urging me to press 'Help'.
And so, like I was urged to, I pressed the 'Help' button. When I did, another window popped up with questions such as:
What Pokémon do you want to play as?
< ..saur -Charmander- Squi.. >
What Pokémon do you want as your partner?
< ..achu -Eevee- Axew.. >
If you were to create an exclusive move just for you, what would it be? Please specify.
< >
Bonus question:
What item appeals to you the most? -Arceus
<..hare -Expert Belt- Zoom.. >
Submit?
Yes / No
Honestly, these questions are weird, especially the last. I mean, what bastard includes the name of our creator, Arceus, in a game?
Nonetheless I started answering these questions.
I chose Oshawott on the first question. My family is clan of samurais and Oshawott's final evolution Samurott was our patriarch's partner for training.
Growlithe on the second because I got a pet Growlithe. They're so fucking cute and loyal.
On the third question this is what I wrote:
Samurai's Dance, a Fighting-type move that increases the user's Attack stat and Speed stat by two stages and any other stat by one stage which includes Accuracy and Evasion.
I tried making all stats increase by 2 stages but it wouldn't work, I don't know how they know but okay...
On the bonus question I chose the good ol' Map, all of the choices are good too but I was curious to see what would happen if I choose Map.
Then I clicked submit.
...
...
You know what's funny? I thought another pop up would show up telling me to download their game but I was dragged to a fucking void!
I'm only 15! I don't want to die yet, damn it!
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