Bab 60: Chapter 60: A man with 5 mao special effects
M city.
"Hmm, the strongest man on the surface—king?"
Saitama also heard the association's announcement, his eyes brightened, and he squeezed his fist full of fighting spirit, "Are you king? Is the surface the strongest? I can't wait to fight you freely and vividly."
"..."
King looked at Saitama who was eager to try, cold sweat dripped on his forehead inexplicably, brother, stop making trouble, I am king, right in front of you, you don't even know me? Do you not watch the news on weekdays? No, you should have heard of my name after reading the Nes underwear advertisement? Well, do you remember my panties? Also, if you want to fight with me, I propose to play a game to decide the victory and defeat without hurting your temper. You can kill two birds with one stone. Do you think what I said is reasonable?
"Please note for residents of City M, please note for residents of City M, the Heroes Association has urgently notified that ghost-level weirdos have been found in City L, and the ghost-level weirdos are quickly heading to City M, please evacuate residents of City M quickly..."
"Weirdo?"
Saitama waved his cloak with his palm, and his face slammed, "Implement justice!" He was taken aback, scratching his face, and looked at King embarrassedly, "Sorry, I robbed you of the ad word."
"..."
Brother, you usually watch advertisements a lot! Are you looking for a special supermarket?
King smiled lightly: "Saitama, let's cooperate!"
"cooperate?"
Saitama looked at King suspiciously, not knowing why.
King nodded: "Of course, the two of us alone form a hero team-handsome bald combination. You will work in the future and I will do you...Ah, you are responsible for killing monsters, and I am responsible for supporting you in the rear."
"Don't do it." After Saitama launched a "serious refusal", he strode towards L City, "I won't do such troublesome things. If you kill a weirdo, I can do it all by myself. Why should I take it with me? You are a burden."
"Well, I have a personality, I like it. The hair growth lotion will be mailed to you."
King quickly follows Saitama. At this time, of course, it is best to follow Saitama. At the critical moment, he can use his trick-secret skills and leak detection!
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J city.
Stinky Prison-a prison for the most wicked people, all the villains who can enter this prison are those who have a certain powerful skill, such as the criminals who rob banks empty-handed, and the lunatics who can make chemical products from anywhere. .
"Well, ghost-level weirdo? L City? Oh, I see, leave it to me!"
In the single cell on the second floor, there was an iron bed and a TV. On the iron bed, a strong man lay on a single bent leg. The strong man had a chicken coo head, his face was full of stubble, his face was rough, and his body was covered. He was muscular and as strong as a horse. He was wearing a blue and white prisoner's uniform. At the same time, he was wearing a white T-shirt with a big red heart painted on the outside, and he was also wearing iron ball shackles on his ankles.
He is the 16th S-rank hero certified by the Heroes Association—sexy prisoner, a **** gay guy who loves to violate handsome guys the most in his life (king: I'm dangerous! Saitama: Now, I'm safe!), Because I was afraid that I could not help hurting innocent beautiful men, I was voluntarily imprisoned in jail. On the one hand, he watched the wicked criminals. On the other hand, he used the TV to find handsome criminals. Then he escaped from prison to catch the criminals and returned. What he said clearly, almost every criminal caught back by him will eventually be squeezed into skin and bones, or driven into a madness.
"Hmm, it's time to escape."
The **** prisoner hung up the phone, twisted his neck and strong arms, making a creaking joint rubbing sound. He grabbed his palms and swiped his feet. He rushed out of the cell and fell steadily from the second floor to the first floor. What's left are some special effects white feathers that don't exist.
I have to say that the **** prisoner is a man with 50 cents special effects.
"Old...Boss!?"
The criminals in the open space on the first floor looked at the **** prisoners in awe, and drew back one by one. Since the **** prisoners were admitted to the stinky prison, a rule has been set: all criminals who make trouble are to be punished by a deep kiss, that is Was asked to have a French wet kiss with a **** prisoner!
Under this horrible rule, all the thugs have become obedient boys. They dare not speak loudly, gasp, or make troubles at will. In the eyes of the prisoners, after the **** prisoners are here, stinky Hell has really become hell.
"All give me a way! I want to... escape from prison!"
The **** prisoner lay on the ground and made a 100-meter running starting position, staring at the nearly one-meter-thick steel wall, taking a deep breath, and staring at his feet, and the whole person shot out like an arrow from the string.
Boom!
After half a second, a large hole was broken through the one-meter-thick steel wall, and the **** prisoner had escaped from the stinking prison, leaving behind a group of criminals who were accustomed to it.
However, in the face of this rare opportunity to escape, the prisoners in the stinky prison have no intention to escape, because after 5 seconds, the prison's mobile guard team will arrive, and any criminals who take a step out of the prison will all be Being beaten into a sieve, unless you have the speed to run outside like a **** prisoner, you can only sigh with excitement: What is it, what is it!
"Flowers, your dear **** prisoners are here again, have you cleaned your butts?"
The **** prisoner ran fast on the street towards the junction of L city and M city, with a meaningful expression on his face. For him, the purpose of escape was only to protect beautiful men and capture handsome guys to offer rewards. As for killing weirdos, that was just by the way. Things.
"Come on! Angel dash!"
A burst of white feathers with special effects of five hairs fell, his speed doubled immediately, and he sprinted at extreme speed.
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City A.
Heroes Association War Room.
Jingle Bell!
"Hello, hello, this is the headquarters of the Association of Heroes, what? There are three weird people walking together on Zhiyue Street in M City? And the three weird people are more capable of talking? Can you briefly describe the three weird people? Does it look like? Oh, I'm listening, you continue..."
Maria's pretty face solemnly listened to the description of the police on the phone, "I understand, thank you for your information, we will definitely eliminate the weird people as soon as possible and restore the peace of the street to the past. Goodbye."
After she hung up the phone, she immediately reported to Xiqi: "Report, Minister, some citizens reported that three intelligent dinosaurs were found on Zhiyue Street in M City. Ten meters, the body is huge, and the earth will shake when walking around. A body is seven or eight meters long. has no obvious characteristics, but the other two dinosaurs seem to be headed by it."
"Huh? A wise dinosaur? A fast dinosaur? A dinosaur that can shake the earth?"
Siqi narrowed his eyes and quickly analyzed the results. "From a wise point of view, they must be three of the only five finished dinosaurs in the Hammond Dinosaur Research Institute. According to the characteristics you describe. , One is a Velociraptor known for speed, the other is a huge earthquake dragon, and the last one..."
His brows were slightly frowned. The last dinosaur man had no obvious characteristics and could not make a decision right away, but he could use the method of elimination. Among the five finished dinosaur man, Ankylosaurus, Seismosaurus, and Velociraptor could be eliminated, and the rest could be eliminated. Fengshen pterosaurs have obvious wings. If the last dinosaur was Fengshen pterosaurs, the citizens would definitely express such obvious characteristics. However, according to the citizens, the last dinosaur was ordinary and had no obvious characteristics. So, Fengshen pterodactyl can be ruled out, so only the five finished dinosaurs are left... Allosaurus!
In the legend, the dinosaur with the highest IQ in the dinosaur family!
Judging from the current situation, Allosaurus can actually lead two other dinosaurs of the same level to invade humans in a team, rather than arrogantly doing it alone like other ghost-level weirdos. It can be seen that Allosaurus dinosaurs are really different. generally.
"Maria, send a report immediately and define Velociraptor Dinosaurs, Seismosaurus Dinosaurs and Allosaurus Dinosaurs as ghosts."
Although the three dinosaurs did not show the degree of disaster of the ghost-level monsters, in order to attract the attention of the heroes and eliminate the dinosaurs as soon as possible, he made a special task and defined the three most threatening dinosaurs as ghost-level monsters.
"Yes, Minister."
After Maria took the order, she immediately prepared to broadcast.
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