"Ah, isn't this an S-class hero **** prisoner?"
"Tsk tusk, it seems to have been seriously injured?"
"Hey, isn't it just that?"
A group of weird people with abominable faces came out and appeared in front of the **** prisoners frustrated by the hungry wolves, laughing sarcastically.
"Weirdo?"
After the hungry wolf left, the **** prisoner took a break, barely stood up, opened his position and stared at the strangers in front of him, "Want to take advantage of my injury to completely clean up me? Sorry, I won't fall in this place , Because I have other things to complete. I promised the warden to take back the prisoners who were taken away from the stinky prison..."
"Take it back? Haha, **** prisoner, don't you recognize us?"
The weirdos pointed at the **** prisoners and shouted: "We are the stinky prisoners who have been oppressed and bullied by you before. We, who are free and prestigious, have suffered your miserable abuse in prison. What kind of love? Kisses, warmth piston... It's a mess, we have had enough, we want to revolt, we want to resist, we want to overthrow your brutal rule..."
"You... are you the cute boys in the stinky prison?"
The **** prisoners stared, and looked at the prisoners who had already changed a lot in disbelief.
"Haha, are you scared? Thanks to the Weird Association, we can escape the endless hell, regain our freedom, and suck~ Smell it, there is a mysterious atmosphere of freedom in the air..."
"I fart..."
"roll!!"
"So, you fell voluntarily?" The **** prisoner looked disappointedly at the weirdos who were gearing up for a fight. "It seems that I can't take you people back. Take your corpses back to confess."
His face was stern, he stepped on his feet and crushed the surrounding land, and the rubble flew across. His Chi Guoguo's body was thrown into the air, and his hands were opened like angels, colorful special effects appeared, and his back stretched suddenly. A pair of dark black wings appeared.
"Transformed into... the form of a dark angel!!"
"Hey, don't be proud, what you have done to us, we will use it ten times, one hundred times on you..."
The weirdos yelled angrily.
"What? Really?"
The **** prisoner had a meal, and the next moment he lay directly on the ground with his legs spread, and groaned: "You said it earlier, come on, I won't resist, you guys use the same methods I used to deal with you to **** me!"
"Fuck!!"
The weirdos stared at the scene with wide-eyed eyes. What a shit, how shameless this is, how shameless this is, it really is a pervert, our choice is correct, for the world, for the people, we must overthrow it. He must completely defeat him...
"Oh, do you really believe it?" Suddenly, the figure of the **** prisoner appeared in the pile of weirdos. His thick fists blasted out the prisoners' weirdos' heads. He shook his head and said: "I only like cuteness. The boys are not male weirdos, so...please go to hell!!"
boom! boom!
Ahhh! !
There were screams in the narrow passage.
After a long time, the miserable howling was buried in a pool of blood. The **** prisoner looked sadly at the "comrade-in-arms" who had just passed the gun in the past, "I personally destroyed my beloved, this world is so cruel..."
He sat down and the hungry wolf's injury was unexpectedly serious. He had to continue to rest and recover as much as possible.
...
Cack! Cack!
In a tortuous corridor, the sound of crisp chewing was endless. After the pig **** solved the weird people along the way, he took out a large bag of potato chips and continued to eat. From start to finish, he never stopped eating.
Suddenly, a shadow appeared behind him, he was startled, and his eyes went dark immediately, and the whole person entered a moist and warm environment that would squirm and shrink.
"Um?"
He was at a loss and beat his fists, hoping to break the current predicament.
Vomit~
After a while, a vomiting sound rang out, and his fat body slipped out, his whole body wet and slimy, very disgusting.
"What a weird man with big teeth?"
The pig **** turned over flexibly, glaring at the weird man who swallowed him just now. The weird man was like an enlarged version of maggot, except that it had a door-sized mouth, stained with fishy, bloody saliva and various food debris in the dark. , In short, is a weird person with a very disgusting image.
"I am the gums..."
"Gums? Are you angry? You see bloodshot eyes on your teeth. I suggest you brush your teeth with cold and sour spirits. Also as a foodie, I understand your pain well and hope my advice can help you."
"It's just to eat you to extinguish the fire."
Pig God and Gums opened their mouths open and bit each other, and then...
"Ahhhhhhh, are you kissing me?"
"I will give you artificial respiration!"
...
"Burn, burn, I'm going to burn... Hero, come out, I'm going to blow you up..."
A grotesque figure resembling a rhino dashed across the passage, destroying the passage to become ragged.
"Huh? Are you begging to die?"
A word suddenly sounded.
"Who? Come out, don't pretend to be a fool?"
The broken rhinoceros wrestler looked around in anger.
"Don't look around, I'm ahead of you!"
Superalloy Black Light stood upright and stood not far in front of the Rhino Wrestler.
"Come out, bully me for being nearsighted? I'm going to blow your head..."
The broken rhinoceros wrestler roared and knocked his fists.
boom! !
Unexpectedly, after his arrogant words fell, the superalloy black light had already punched him and blasted his head, "It's really a nonsense, what kind of weird is my myopia?"
He shook his head and continued to trot forward. After going around and turning, he accidentally ran into a **** prisoner resting under the wall. "Sexy prisoner?"
"Xiao Hei?"
The two sturdy men looked at each other with surprised expressions.
"Are you injured?" Superalloy Black Light squatted down to examine the body of the **** prisoner and asked, "Even the muscles are damaged. Who did it?"
"Hungry wolf." The **** prisoner said slightly weakly: "That guy is beyond imagination and defeated me with one punch. He is already very powerful. Even Xiao Hei, who is known for hand-to-hand combat, is not necessarily his opponent. Oh, of course, as I am the weakest being among the S-rank heroes, it doesn't seem to be convincing to say that."
"That's it, very good!!"
Super Alloy Black Light squeezed his fist, stared at the **** prisoner earnestly, and promised: "Let me take revenge for you!!"
"Ah!? Xiao... Xiaohei, don't wink at me, I can't bear it, my muscles are a little swollen!"
Two blushes rose on the rough face of the **** prisoner.
"Hungry wolf..."
Super Alloy Black Light didn't notice the **** face of the **** prisoner at all. He folded his arms and imagined the fighting power of the hungry wolf. "It looks like I finally met a well-matched opponent. I hope he can let me use my full strength."
"I can let you perform all the poses..."
The **** prisoner said secretly.
...
"The sound of fighting is faintly heard in the distance. It seems that the assault process of the other heroes is not smooth. I don't know how they are doing?"
The zombie man listened to the looming faint sound of fighting, and worried about the safety of other heroes.
"You just care about the life and death of other heroes? Don't think too much, you still think about how you should live!"
A cold and arrogant word suddenly rang next to his eardrum, making his hair horrified.
"Um?"
He turned his head back abruptly, staring at the human being in front of him, his pupils shrank, "When are you..."
The visitor was an uncle, dressed in a ragged robe and cloak like a tramp, and a golden crown of a medieval king on his head. He reached out and pointed at the zombie man and whispered, "Goodbye."
His fingertips suddenly burst with dazzling light, and a golf ball-sized light bullet shot out, and instantly hit the face of the unprepared zombie male.
boom! !
The light bomb burst, and the passage was instantly brightened, and the intense glare and hot energy swept out all around, scraping layers of ground.
"Humans are really fragile. Even if they are strong humans and S-rank heroes in the Heroes Association, they can't even resist in front of divine power. If I remember correctly, there are 17 S-rank heroes in the Heroes Association, right? With a few points, I alone will be enough to eliminate it."
The wandering uncle threw two energy light bullets in his palm, full of confidence.
"Wait a moment."
At this time, the zombie male suddenly raised his hand from the dead body state, "I'm sorry, I will delay you some time, please kill me..."
"Yoohoo, not dead?"
The vagrant uncle lowered his head and glanced at the zombie man who was struggling to stand up. His fingers stretched out and looked like a gun. The ball of light formed at the fingertips in an instant and spewed out like bullets.
boom! !
Explode the face of the zombie man again.
I don't know if the vagrant uncle is jealous of the handsome appearance of the zombie male, and he attacks people's faces again and again, bah!
"Huh~ what the **** is your cheating ball of light?"
The zombie man's face was scorched, and he still stood still and scanned the vagrant uncle, "What a troublesome guy, I don't know how many times I have to die today."
"Deserving to be a top S-rank hero, with such a serious injury, he is still the same as an okay person. Heh, is this the origin of your zombie male title? Immortal? What a terrifying ability, but in front of my supernatural power, you are still not enough. Look." The vagrant uncle held up a ball of light in his palm and introduced: "You must be very confused about my ability. In fact, I just got this kind of supernatural power not long ago. A month ago, I was a vagrant with nothing. And now, I'm the vagrant emperor above the top..."
"The salted fish turned into the salted fish emperor?"
"Don't interrupt!" After the vagrant emperor yelled, he continued to introduce himself: "I lost my job and my house some time ago... I became nothing and started a wandering life. Until a month ago, I was lying in the park. Staring at the sky, I realized that the sky is so vast and far-reaching. Human beings are only a drop in the ocean. At that time, I realized that human beings who clearly enjoy the grace and glory of Mother Earth are doing the dirty behavior of destroying Mother Earth. Human beings are so ignorant. Damn it all..."
"At this time, God suddenly appeared."
"God?" The zombie man expressed suspicion, "Are you sure it's not that you have hallucinations when you are hungry?"
"Huh, what do you know? Look at my strength. God has given me the power to destroy mankind. As the chosen son of heaven, I should respond to God's will to wipe out all mankind and save Mother Earth."
The vagrant emperor shouted fanatically.
The zombie man continued to doubt: "There really is a god? How can you be sure that he is a god? Does he have an ID card?"
"Hey, there's no need to talk nonsense with a stupid human like you, go to hell!!"
...
boom! !
An explosion sounded, smoke and dust flying in the passage.
The atomic warrior held a long sword, staring at the black sperm in front of him, blowing his arm into a sledgehammer like a balloon, "Huge?" He smiled contemptuously, shook his body, bullied himself up, and the long sword swiftly swung sharply. Flashing, directly chop the black sperm blown arm into two.
"How do you say hello? Faced with a swordsman, the huge body has just become the best target, and I tell you, like you, a huge weird person, I have already cut no less than 30 or 40, and I have long been used to it. ."
He bit a long toothpick and stared playfully at the black sperm with his arm broken in two.
"What are you proud of? Do you look down on me?" The black sperm whispered: "It's a pity that your swordsmanship is not effective for me..."
"Um?"
The Atomic Samurai frowned, and the broken arm from which the black sperm fell just now grows into another black sperm, "Split-type weirdo? It's a headache. For me, this is the most troublesome weird type..."
"Is it just trouble? I really look down on me, let me tell you, I am a black sperm, do you know the characteristics of sperm?"
"What is sperm?"
"Well, single dog, it's no wonder that the hand speed is so fast." The black sperm educates righteously: "Sperm is the most primitive cell of human beings and has the possibility of infinite division. Therefore, I am a collection of countless'me'. , Even if you cut me a lot, I will only continue to multiply, and I will not die."
"Bullshit, don't talk to me about biological knowledge. When the old man was going to school, you were still a sperm... Oh, you are also a sperm now. You can cut all countless ones."
The atomic warrior raised his sharp sword at the black sperm, and when the sharp sword was turned over, the cold light flashed.
"Atomic cut!!"
Countless swords and shadows lit up in the gloomy passage, and there were many black fragments flying around After a long time, the sword light was dim and the passage was faint.
"Did you die?"
The atomic warrior stared at the remains of black sperm on the ground.
"Slightly, come and kill me, kill me!"
Unexpectedly, those fragments gathered for a while and turned into black sperm, yelling and mocking at him.
"hateful!!"
"Atomic cut!!"
After a burst of light, the black sperm split into pieces, and then gathered and formed in the blink of an eye.
"Haha, your slash is useless to me, you're done, go to hell!!"
Countless black sperm rushed to the atomic warrior.
"It's a familiar scene, does the tadpole look for his mother?"
The Atomic Samurai shouted, "Atomic Slash!!"
There was another sword light flickering, and the black sperm that came up suddenly shattered into thousands of threads. However, after a short while, they took shape again, still charging towards the atomic warrior indefinitely.
"What a troublesome little thing, the old man is not an egg, how can you let you go!!"
His eyes were wide open, and the long sword slashed towards the ceiling of the passage, directly cutting a whole stone slab.
"Patio..."
Countless black sperm looked at the falling stone slab in amazement.
boom!
After a muffled noise, the ceiling hit countless black sperm.
"If you can't kill, then bury you."
"Listen to the weird people along the road saying that their head is the King of Freaks. Are these pesky tadpoles... descendants of the King of Freaks?"
"So disgusting, the source of evil must be cut off!!"