Bab 326: Chapter 320: Qi Ximei (Part 1)
z City Police Department.
"Name?"
"Saitama."
"King."
"Please be honest, I will ask again, your real names?"
"Saitama."
"King."
"..."
"What do you do for work."
"hero."
"hero."
"..."
Director Xiong looked at King and Saitama helplessly, and said, "Well, I'll talk about these questions later." He turned his eyes to Saitama, took out a drawing from the bottom of the table and put it on the table, "Mr. Saitama, right? Please take a look. This is an image of a prisoner drawn based on the description of witnesses in the case."
On the drawing, there are sketched portraits made up of one large and one small ellipse, and the whole body is drawn with dotted lines.
"Just look at this piece of paper..." King looked at Saitama weirdly, "Saitama, it looks like you! It's really round."
"Hey, king, don't talk nonsense, I am not a murderer! I am a hero!" Saitama pointed to the drawing and asked, "Why is the whole body painted with black lines? Why not paint the portrait more concretely?"
Director Xiong smiled bitterly: "Because it was dark at the time, witnesses only saw a shadow in the dark."
"shadow?"
The king picked up the drawing, compared it with Saitama's shadow, and said in surprise: "Saitama, it's exactly the same, you can honestly explain, did you do it?"
"...No, I never did it." Saitama anxiously defended.
The king groaned and said, "Saitama, could it be you sleepwalking?"
Saitama angrily said, "king, don't wrong me."
King smiled: "Don't get excited, I just put forward a hypothesis, um, yes, it is an hypothesis."
"So, Mr. Saitama, can you explain where the blood on your arm comes from?" Director Xiong pointed to the blood stain on Saitama's arm and looked at him suspiciously.
Saitama explained: "It's the blood of a weirdo, because I'm a hero! King can testify."
"Me?" King pointed at himself and said honestly: "I didn't see it." He really didn't see Saitama killing monsters, well, he was not pitting Saitama.
Saitama looked at King feebly, "king..."
The king looked at Saitama innocently, "I really didn't see you killing the weirdo. When I went to the weirdo scene, the weirdo was already dead."
"Okay, next question, Mr. Saitama, what exactly are you doing right now?"
Director Xiong didn't bother with the problem of blood stains, because he had already asked someone to take samples for testing, and he believed that the results would come back soon.
Saitama thought for a while and said, "Hero, well, if the hero is not a job, then I don't have a job for the time being."
"Vagrant people?" Director Xiong nodded thoughtfully. "Where does Mr. Saitama live?"
"Unmanned Street."
"Unmanned street?" Director Xiong looked at Saitama in surprise, "It seems that it is no longer suitable for citizens to live in, right?"
Saitama took it for granted: "Because I don't have to pay rent, I chose to live in an unmanned street."
The policeman in charge of the record looked at Saitama suspiciously, and leaned into Chief Xiong's ears and said in a low voice: "Director, this guy has no job. He is obviously a leisurely social youth and lives in an uninhabited street. That's the city's trash. There are many criminals who committed crimes choosing to hide there. What is more suspicious is that there are unidentified blood stains on his arms..."
"Hey, I can't pretend that I didn't hear what you said?" Saitama pointed at herself and said seriously, "I am really a professional hero who passed the hero identification test. My name is Saitama..."
Director Xiong and others simply said, "I haven't heard of it. Besides, the unfamiliar hero is almost the same as the vagrant, right?"
After a daze, Saitama opened her mouth slightly, unexpectedly not knowing how to refute it.
puff!
The king couldn't help laughing. Saitama didn't know if he looked like a bad person. It was enough for people to mistake him for a murderer twice.
Director Xiong looked at King and said, "The same is true for you!"
"..."
King stayed, well, he was speechless.
"If I'm not mistaken, you think it's cool to be a hero, so you choose to be a hero, right? Indeed, a great hero who saves citizens from danger like King is very admirable! King... oh , Let's call you a king for the time being. You should worship the king and imagine yourself as a king. You even pretend to be a king through plastic surgery or make-up, and join the Heroes Association, hoping that one day you can become famous like a king. Bar?"
"..."
I am king!
King can't laugh or cry, this misunderstanding can't be solved?
"Actually, in the eyes of our police, you heroes are just a group of legal gangsters. You can't stand it because of the name of heroes. The trend of citizens worshiping heroes is simply a trifling matter. In fact, what heroes do, Our police have been doing it, and we are more comprehensively responsible for the safety of citizens, but we have always been silently guarding everyone, and we have never publicized it everywhere, because protecting the safety of citizens is originally the duty of our police to save people. It's a matter of course."
Director Xiong looked at the dumb King and Saitama, and laughed at himself: "I'm really confused. How can you guys who are heroes to be famous understand the true meaning of our police?"
King reminded: "The main duty of a hero is to resist the disasters of weirdos."
Director Xiong shook his head and said: "We police can also use pistols to kill weird people, so if there are police, there is no need for a hero to exist."
"..."
King smiled, don't know how to explain, pistol against weird people? You are afraid that you are living in a dream. If ordinary firearms can deal with weird people, there is no possibility that the Heroes' Association will be established. It is precisely because guns such as pistols cannot eliminate most of the weird people, the Heroes' Association was born.
Saitama also murmured, "Say these words to the weirdo!"
Boom!
"Director, the pork chop rice bowl is here."
"Well, take two copies."
Director Xiong handed two pork chop rice bowls to King and Saitama, and said, "You two, I'm very sorry. Our police station can only provide lunch like this."
"It's ok."
King opens the lunch box and starts eating. Well, it's much better than eating instant noodles at home. Because of his identity, he doesn't even dare to order takeaways Just have a meal to eat. "
Saitama happily grilled the rice quickly, free of charge is the best.
Director Xiong looked at the two with appetites, and smiled: "While you are eating, let's talk a few words." In fact, he is waiting for the results of the blood stain test, which determines whether he will investigate the two in depth.
"It is undeniable that your heroes have done a lot of beautiful things over the years. However, our police are not doing nothing. In fact, we are busier than you, directing traffic and rectifying the underworld... Even without our police for a day, I am afraid that the city will be in chaos. , We worked hard for the stability and prosperity of this society. However, because of the rise of heroes, everyone ignored our efforts. However, we still worked hard. One of our police department is said to be because of the unsuccessful hero. The guy who just became the policeman, this is a funny guy. Even if he has been a policeman for two years, he still works energetically. However, last week, this guy fell down. He was not tired or sick. He was assaulted. No part of his body was intact. He was already hospitalized in critical condition. Before losing consciousness completely, this tenacious guy used the walkie-talkie to send out the last message-'Mr. Xiong, be careful'!"
"Mr. Xiong is me!"
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