"Oh, that's nothing more than a grade-a reward criminal!"
The cross keys and the mourning sling proudly stepped on the cow who had passed out in a coma.
"Wow, the cross keys and the mourning sling are so powerful, they actually knocked down the A-level bounties."
"Very cool!"
"The police haven't appeared yet, so I really have to rely on heroes at critical moments!"
Seeing that the danger was lifted, the citizens cheered.
Faced with the praise of everyone, the cross key smiled modestly: "Little meaning, little meaning..." Haha, although I don't know why, but I have knocked down the A-level bounty criminals. Now I will be upgraded to the B-level properly, and the salary will increase. Instant noodles are upgraded to small stir fry.
"This is what we should do." The mourning sling talked to the citizens. "As a hero, when you see that the citizens are in danger, even if you know that you are invincible, you have to stand up. It's not that you can't beat them. The problem, but the hero's duty makes me stand up..."
Saitama glanced at the cow thoughtfully, then turned to ask, "Hey, king, did you manipulate the cow just now?"
"Oh, yes." King replied casually: "I controlled his body."
Saitama made a fuss: "Wow, king, can you manipulate others without a gamepad?"
"...This." King gave Saitama a weird look, and said mysteriously: "Actually, I have practiced this ability to the extreme, and realized the highest realm of "no handle in my hand, but a handle in my heart"."
"Really?" Saitama looked suspicious, "If you are like this, don't you control others casually? Hey, you won't control me to do bad things?"
"..." King laughed and cried: "Don't worry, I am a hero and I will not do bad things."
"Excuse me, who knocked down the A-level reward offender?"
The police finally arrived late, and breathed a sigh of relief after seeing that the robbers had all been brought down.
"Hello, what did you police do? It took so long to come here, the day lily is cold."
"That is, if the two heroes hadn't appeared in time, the robbers would have run away early."
"No wonder the cow's stomach can be arrogant in Z City for so long? It turns out that it is all caused by the rations of you policemen."
"What? It's the same to spend people's money. Heroes can always rush to the scene to protect us in time, but your policemen always show up after the incident. Let me say, just let the government cancel the police department."
"Yes, the police are too useless, they should be banned, anyway, the hero can also complete the work of the police."
Citizens, you and I complained to the police, complaining about the inefficiency of the police.
"It's our fault, it shocked you."
The policeman who came to the scene was a middle-aged uncle, dressed in a dignified police uniform, with a serious face and a beard. He bowed slightly to everyone, "I'm very sorry, I am the chief of the police station in z city, you can call me For Chief Xiong, due to some reasons, most of our police officers went out, so that we could rush to the scene in time to protect everyone's safety. Here, I apologize to you on behalf of the police station... I'm sorry!!"
"What important things can be more important than protecting our safety?"
"That's right, isn't the duty of the police to protect the lives and property of our citizens?"
"If you can't guarantee our safety, what do we want your police station to do? Do you eat plain rice?"
The citizens showed no sympathy, and one person accused the police station of uselessness.
Director Xiong has been apologizing in a low voice: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, we promise that similar things won't happen again, please forgive me."
"Really, I don't trust your police department anymore. The Heroes' Association is more dedicated than you."
"Yes, the heroes have been running around for our safety."
"I heard that the monthly wages of the heroes are very low. They are not as good as your police, but they are full of energy to carry out justice. It's really better than not knowing it, and I was shocked!"
"No, I want to donate more money to the heroes, not to make them shed blood and tears."
"Yes, yes, support the hero!"
The citizens talked in front of Director Xiong, regardless of the face of the police station.
Director Xiong clenched his fists and asked with a smile, "Well, could you please record your confession?"
"What kind of confession is recorded? This is a clear thing! We encountered a cow's stomach robbing the bank. It was the two heroes of the cross key and the mourning suit strap that defeated the robbery gang and rescued us..."
"Too lazy to care about you."
"I still have to work, please let me."
After the citizens thanked the cross key and the mourning sling in a few words, they left the bank with lingering fears and ignored Director Xiong's confession.
After a while, apart from the bank staff, there were only four people left at the scene, including the cross key, the mourning strap, king and Saitama.
Director Xiong glanced at the cross key and the mourning sling, then naturally turned his gaze to King and Saitama, "Two people, can you help... Wait a minute, bald?"
Saitama was annoyed, "What's wrong with my bald head? I have become bald and stronger."
The king smiled secretly, Saitama's bald head is too eye-catching, but Saitama, men have become convex, and then they become stronger, and they are bad if they are bald.
"Sorry, sir, I am not complaining about your bald head." Director Xiong apologized: "That's it. We recently had a case. According to the reaction of witnesses, the murderer was bald, so I saw your appearance. I'll scream subconsciously, I'm very sorry."
"Murder?" Saitama's body was slightly bent, very depressed: "Why are so many villains bald? Last time there was a Taoyuan regiment who was also bald, so I was mistaken for the villains of Taoyuan regiment."
"Ha, probably the gangsters have been in jail, that's why they bald!" Director Xiong made a little joke to enliven the atmosphere. However, when his gaze swept across Saitama's arm, he suddenly condensed, and his right hand was suddenly placed on his waist. On his pistol, his left finger pointed at Saitama's arm and said, "Sir, what is the blood red liquid on your arm?"
"Huh? This... is blood!"
Saitama raised his hand and took a look, and sure enough, there were some blood stains on his arm, which he accidentally got on after killing Dyloren just now.
"Blood?"
Director Xiong looked at Saitama warily, and said solemnly, "Sir, please come back to the police station with me. We have something to ask you."
The cross key stared at Saitama with glowing eyes, and he looked eagerly: "Oh, is this bald head a gangster?"
The mourning suit sling pulled his sling with the palm of his hand and narrowed his eyes, "I was so lucky today. I found a weird man on the road. I just defeated a Grade A reward criminal. Now we are confronted with a weak gangster. It seems that we are destined to rise. Class B hero."
"Two sorry, the other party has not confirmed that they are gangsters. Please don't do it. Our police will take him to the police station to assist in investigating the case."
Saitama looked dumbfounded, pointing at himself angrily and said: "Me? Gangster? Hey, are you wrong, I'm a hero!"
"hero?"
The cross key and the mourning sling looked at each other and asked: "Please tell me your hero's name."
"Hero name?" Saitama was startled, "Hey, I don't have one yet!"
"Huh, exposed? You are not a hero at all, because every hero will have his own specific name. You, this fellow, must be slogan of heroes and murder our heroes. Damn it!"
"We want to enforce justice and end your short and evil life!"
"..."
The king was speechless for a while, what's the situation? How could Saitama become a suspect after a while?