Bab 7: Being a baby is not fun
Zoro P.O.V
'This definitely isn't a dream, fuck!' I thought to myself as, as soon as I woke up, I saw that I was inside a crib, with countless red haired children making a noise just outside my crib.
"He looks so cute!" One of the child said, as she just tried poking my nose.
"Kids, be careful, he's just a baby. Please leave Zoro- Kun alone , it''s his dinner time and go back to your fuinjutsu training with Haru sensei" A mature voice told them, as I open my eyes just to see some kids looking down at me.
"What are y'all looking at?" I got annoyed and snarled, however what came out was baby noises.
"Nngaaahh woohh!"
"Awwwww." The kids all said in unison, as they just saw something cute.
'I hate this.' I thought grimly
"It's time for your milk my little zoro kun!"
My trail of thoughts were broken when I heard my mom speak, while unbuttoning her blouse.
I saw her take out her big guns, and held me close to them.
'Damn! This is the first time I'm about to suck someone's nipple.' I licked my lips as I got ready to suck.
As soon as I got the nipple inside my mouth, I started sipping on it, as I waited for the milk to come out.
I wasn't left disappointed, when the awaited thick milk finally came out and painted my tongue white.
'Yummy, it tastes just like almond milk.' I kept on sucking on the nipple for 10 minutes before I was seperated from this lovely nipple.
'Noooo!!! I'm still thirsty, give it back!' I tried to reach for the breasts with my baby hands, but it was too late as I was placed back on the crib.'
"Oh my, you drank too much, look at your tummy."
As my mother said that, I was also curious so I tried to look at my tummy, but because I was still a baby, I can't move my delicate neck that much lest I kill myself.
Since I didn't have anything to do, I thought about searching for chakra inside my body. I didn't think I would be able to find it though since I am just a 2 day old infant but I thought why not give it a shot.
- An eternity later -
'Oh wait, Hold on... Here it is!!'
*Pfft*
'Yeahhhh, no. That's 100% fart.' I grumbled inwardly
'I'm getting sleepy again, is this how newborn baby feels?' I yawned slightly before closing my eyes.
*Timeskip 15 years *
*General P.O.V*
Ashira, The Uzukage, Zoro's grandpa stood infront of Zoro protecting him as hidden mist, cloud and stone shinobis laid on the ground with their throats slit, a number of jonin from the three great villages stood in front of him. The nearly century old man was tired who wearing the mask of the shinigami, he made a deal with the shinigami in exchange for power. The deal was simply to multiply his chakra by ten and with each minute he would age by a few years. With that amount of chakra his systems were destroyed it was equal to opening all the eight gates.
He stood killing and ripping any and all worthless dogs that attempted to take the life of a kage as the Adamantine chains spread stabbing through the shinobi of the major villages. He wished he hadn't been so naive! His son and his daughter in law bodies laid in Zoro's arms behind him, they have died.
The bastards started the attack with a tailed beast bomb from the two tails and the three kages using their most deadly long ranged attacks to destroy our defenses, Suna used bombing puppets on what was left of the Defence and lead Uzushiogakure forces to panic.
The civilians and academy students weren't even spared, only the few hidden in basements and a few who fled were still in the village. The orders were simple to head to Konoha; hopefully they could rebuild there.
He stared at the last of the attacking forces, Kumo and Kiri. Iwa was observing the last acts of this battle as the three tail jinchuriki had been slain, the second raikage was stabbed and ripped apart and while third Mizukage was missing an arm. No wonder Kiri and Kumo jonin looked either furious or terrified.
-Zoro's P.O.V-
I don't know what went wrong but the village was destroyed despite all my efforts. My mom and dad laid in my arms dead. Why did this happen to me , just why. I slowly stand up my eyes spinning yellow with black lines in it and countless black rods in the air come into being and impaling many shinobi
I look at the enemy shinobi and shouted "It's all your fault , you uhhhhh..."
"Zoro, stop crying look okaasan is here." I look around me and I see mom looking at me gently.
So it was all a dream, phew that was scary. But damn I would have looked cool when I impaled those enemy ninjas.
'I will not let such things happens to my mom and dad. If my mom does, who will feed me milk?'
'Since I have nothing better to do let's try to think how much time I have before the village gets destroyed.'
After thinking a lot and nearly going insane. I figured out when Uzushio would have fallen and that's during the second shinobi world war. Because of the ages of three characters and the deaths of two. I used Sasori as the reference point as I know his parents died during the second shinobi war. I also know that Sasori is 35 at the time of canon, the same age as Kushina and Minato would have been if they lived on!
This means The second shinobi war took place when Kushina and minato were about 10-15. The second Shinobi war was everyone against Konoha.
But God said that there will be some changes in the timeline. Since Hashirama will be living a lot more, there is a lot of time for the first shinobi war. So I shouldn't worry about the second one. By the time, I will be strong enough to shrink mountains and throw them on my enemies Muhahahahahaha
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