Naruto: All Genders are reversed except for me

Upon waking up, Naruto was shocked to find that all twelve of the Strong had their genders reversed, including his childhood friend, Naruto Uzumaki. Fortunately, he successfully obtained a system. As long as he gained Shock Value and Negative Emotion Value from the people around him, he could exchange them for any item. Whether it was the Perfect Hashirama Cell Serum, Rinnegan, Eternal Mangekyō Sharingan, Kamui Mangekyō Sharingan, or even Forbidden Techniques like the Flying Thunder God Technique, he could instantly comprehend them.

The night of the clan massacre? His goal was clear: the twin-tailed, cute Sasuke…


Note: Not all character's genders are reversed (Sorry for the title) and there may be errors with the pronouns.