Earth placed jar after jar of peanut butter inside the shopping cart, Preed frowned at him.
"Babe do you want to make a peanut butter sandwich that bad?" He asks.
Earth turned to his boyfriend and looked around before whispering,
"When boys eat peanut butter, their semen gets so thick and creamy so i want to see if it's true"
Preed couldn't help but laugh.
"What? Babe are you trying to say my cum is thin?"
"No but i just want to see" he complained.
Preed sighed.
"Three jars, that's all you're getting"
Earth smiled and pecked his boyfriend's cheek.
"Thanks babe"
After burning the food because of their make out earlier on, Preed and Earth were now grocery shopping.
The cashier scanned their items and Earth handed her the card.
"I'm sorry but this is declined" she says handing him back the gold card.
"What? It was working just fine yesterday" he says.
Preed paid for them and they walked out.
"Your mother must've cut you off" he says.