My life as a futa in a world I don't understand.

Yeah....... so, basically just this random orphaned weeb died due to a heart attack after seeing a clip of how sasuke lost his Rinnegan in Boruto.
Next thing he knows he wakes up in the arms of a blond midget, with a brigh pink glowing screen in front of hi- her.

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(Yeah, I have no idea why I'm doing this, I clearly can't stay committed to a story. plus i hasn't even seen the cartoon this fanfic is gonna be about.)

(The fanfic is about the absolute dumbster fire this is high guardian spice btw, so expect a little Yuri, a bit of Trap and an all around trash story that makes no sense. you have been warned.)

English ain't my first language btw, hell, isn't even my second.