I take back my words. Living as a baby is hella embarrassing, well 58% of it is embarrassing.
The good part of it is that I get to laze around since my body only told me to sleep. Being a baby tires me a lot. And by a lot, I mean really a lot.
And another good part is that I get to play with baby toys all I want.
What?
I should enjoy baby toys as long as I can.
Since I AM a baby.
I also read a lot of baby books.
Though not that I needed to do it, I enjoy every bit of it.
Being a baby means I got no homework, just growing. It's useless trying to read adults books just because I'm a college student from the inside. And I don't find it amusing at all. If I did read an adult books, my parents might get worried instead of proud. (I know it's different if it's the Hyoudou but better not do it)
I'll just do it when I'm around 5 years old. Now I will just enjoy my life as an unemployed baby. My work is sleep, eat and grow.
But of course, that's just 42% of non-embarassing things. The 58%?
I need to eat through breast milk. I mean, cmon man! I may be a baby but inside I'm an adult! Well, not really but a college student nonetheless. It still counts as adult since I did experienced much things in those years I lived my life as Ichizo Katsuki. Yes, even losing my V-card.
Second, I need to get bathed. Means, I expose myself to a full grown woman. It's not bad but it's not good either.
Then the part where I need to get used to my uncontrollable body because of my flexible bones.
The the part when I pooped on my diapers. All of it, it all are embarrassing.
I can't do it on my own because of my flexible bones that can break anytime if I miss moved. It's annoying.
Anyway, those times have passed. Now I can walk and eat by myself even though not that good. It's all fine, I'm fine no embarrassing things.
Okay that's a lie, I still need to change my diapers with someone help. And bathed by someone, though I guess I can manage on that.
Anyway, now I'm 3 years old. Yeah, 3 years passed by. It was too quick. But I'm glad it did. Who the fuck wants to be feed with breast anyway?
Anyway, today schedule is sleep, play, eat, reading, play#2, sleep#2, eat#2, reading#2 and sleep#3. Yeah, three sleep in a day seems like an exaggeration, but trust me when I say that's only a small amount of times I should be sleeping.
Right now I'm playing. I don't know playing what but I just play.
And while playing, I saw my mom going inside the bathroom and then a few minutes later get out looking so happy and shocked.
She then walk towards me and hugged me.
"Ma?"
"Ichizo you're going to be a big brother!"
My world stop there.
Huh?
Wait- what?
Me? a big brother?
I look at my mother hand, where the test pack is. And it show two lines.
1 = negative
2 = positive
My mind start to process the little information I just got. Mom told me about it before going in the bathroom then after a while screamed in delight and then show me 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴.
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POSITIVE! HOLY SHIT! I'M A BIG BROTHER!
*A small line break brought by chibi Ichizo panting hard after screaming big brother at a cliff*
And that's how I finally accepted I'm going to be a big brother.
"Bwig bwrowther!" I cheered and hug mom back.
Yeah, I'm happy
What? I can't be happy having a lil bro?
I know that maybe it won't be a boy but cmon man, this baby is going to be Issei Hyoudou, a well-known Oppai Red Dragon.
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Time really passed by quickly.
Today my lil bro will be born to the world. Dad were really anxious when mom goes in the delivery room(translate from Google idk it that's what it's called).
Tbh, I too am anxious. There are possibilities that my lil bro will not be born or my mom will die in there. In that room, is a war between life and death. Shit, even I can see death waiting at the door. Oh, that's my imagination, there were no death there waiting.
Hours pass by. When will this torturous hours end? It has been... Hours! Maybe around half a day? Yeah, it's so long.
"K'AAAAHHH!!!"
I jolted in my seat hearing my mom's scream for the first time ever since a few minutes ago but this one were more louder than before. Dad already standing up and run to the room to assist mom. I waited and waited.
It was a commotion. But then, everything's silent for a minute before a baby's cry were heard loud and clear.
A feeling of relief wash over my body. Without noticing, tears start to fall from my eyes, wetting my cheeks.
I quickly get off my seat, almost slipped if not for a lady catching me.
I look at the lady and was surprised. Never thought I'll meet her this fast.
"Are you alright, child?"
A grey haired woman wearing a maid dress with a look of relief were in front of me.
I blushed, realizing i was in her arms before getting off my self, this time I watch out for my feet.
I then look back to her. "Thank ywou Pwetty Miwss! And Ichwisho is fine! Ichwisho need to go to dada and mama! Swe ya lahtah!" My damn lisp little mouth make it sounds cute, ngl.
I run towards the delivery room and goes to meet with my new lil bro! Be prepared for a battle to win who can name him with dad!
with the "Pwetty Miwss".
Grayfia smiled at the little boy who were 2 years older than Rias. But then her smile were replaced with a frown. 'That child... He have a powerful sacred gear. But what is it? I never saw or heard that there's another dragon-type sacred gear as strong as that...'
After a while of standing and staring at the door, Grayfia walk away from there.
Back with the Hyoudou(s).
"Mama! Dada!"
My high pitched voice calling for the two couple of two sons, me being one of the sons. They turn towards me, who just reached my mom and hugged her. I know it's bad, but hey, I'm wearing a facade of a kid that doesn't know a thing here.
"Mama where's lil bwo??" I asked her who only chuckled.
"Oi! You little rascal!" Dad lift me up by the back of my collar. I look at him with disbelief, like a cat..
"Dada is meanie! Let goh! Waah!!" I use my small legs to kick him on the chest, making him let go off of me since I mean the kick and put strength in it, so it did hurt. I landed on the floor safely like in Anime. Oh right, this was an anime.
"Hmph! Tolch chu I'll kick chu if chu do thaht!" I grinned at him and quickly run towards the other side of mom's hospital bed and hide behind her. "Mama, Dada is being a meanie!"
"Grr! Just you wait you little rascal! I'll catch you one day that you won't be able to get out of my grip!" Dad point accusingly towards me. I stuck out my tongue at him.
"Pfft- hahaha!" Mom laughed. And believe me when I say that she's the most beautiful woman in the world that day (to me and dad). I think dad and I will agreed once on this one.
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"Whoa! Lil bro is tiny!" I overlook at my little brother in the hospital crib.
"So what will we name him?" Dad asks my mom. Mom was about to answer before I interrupt her.
"Mama can i name lil bro!?" I jumped from the crib to my mom bed left side.
"Ah? Hmm.... Su-" "No!"
"" Eh? ""
I glared at him. He glared back at me.
"Ichwisho will name lil bro! Dada bawck 'way!!"
"Noo! This dad will name his son! Just like how I named you! You little rascal!"
"Dada namiwng sense is, Blewh, so Ichwisho will name lil bro!"
"Huuhh!? Dad is the one who named you!"
"Icwisho will get his name even if mama is the one who named him!"
"Aarrgh!! Dad will name him!"
"Dada... I'm the first one to know mama's have lil bro so I will be the one to named lil bro!"
"Since when did you start to use first person perspective!?"
"Mama, Ichwisho will name lil bro, can i? Can i?"
I use the last resort. PUPPY EYES!
Mom, who were chuckling all these times choked a second before widening her eyes at my CUTE PUPPY EYES. Hahaha, just watch dad! This is the power of a child + puppy eyes!
"Uhh... " "Honey.."
Dad also use his puppy eyes.
But dad, you're already a grown up. You should use your head at least once!
Mom look troubled. Before sighing.
"Alright."
The two of use Brightened.
"Ichi-kun, you can name your little brother."
"YASS!! / WHAT!?"
I cheered while dad look at my mom with a betrayed look. Mom then glared at him, the glare say 'Shut up, you'll wake the baby up'.
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"And that, lil bro, is how you got your name."
I say to the 2 year old Issei, who clapped while laughing.
It has been 2 years since Issei's birth, that means I'm 5 years old. I will go to school tomorrow, hooray! (Sense the sarcasm). Bet it'll be annoying.
"Ichi-kun, go to sleep! Tomorrow is your first day remember?" Mom say as she took Issei and hold him then carefully placed the kid on my bed. Uh oh, yeah, the two of us sleep together. What? Issei was the one who want me to be with him. I'll tell you how did it happen later.
"Alright mom... (Yawn)" I jumped on to the bed while mom take a story book and read it out for us.
I hug Issei and smiled. Oh, these are the times I always craves for.
Well... Yawwnn... Time to go to sleep...
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"And then Yui-chan..." "Zzzz.."
Miki smiled at the scene of her two sons sleeping together. She warped the blanket on them and giving them their night-kiss before walking away to the door.
Truly, it seems like these years they are happy.
If only it will last forever like this...