Bab 3: Romance Dawn Part 3

Being the hungry piece of shit that I am, I asked Koby to take me to a restaurant. There, some chumps said that Roronoa Zoro, the most deadly swordsman and pirate hunter in the east blue, was captured by the marines. So being the big brain genius that I am, I went to recruit him at the marine base at Shells Town. The little shit Koby was shit scared, he thought that he would be captured by the marines, and he could never be one, I simply told him that I didn't care. So I jumped inside the base with Koby, I saw Zoro tied up, during this a little girl walked in (somehow) and gave him JELLY DONUTS (ya' get the reference) to eat, however, this ugly blond dude walked in and stole the donuts and stamped on it, he said that the girl helping Zoro is a crime, and that she should be yeeted out of the wall, I caught her using my rubber arms. The dude's name was Helmeppo and he walked away after doing that, then Zoro asked me to give him the Jelly Donuts which was covered in dirt and was crushed to oblivion, he then ate it, at that moment I gave respec to my G. I asked him to join my pirate crew and he kept saying no. I then said that I'd give him food and he agreed to join. NEW MEMBER ACQUIRED