Bab 13: Clips 1: Bandaids
"All you need are bandaids."
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqHs4VTb2FU&ab_channel=lygerVTubertranslations===
Natsuiro Matsuri was feeling a tad bit tired for the day, having just completed a singing session with Aki Rosenthal and Akai Haato. Her gen-mates were obviously jealous over securing a time slot with Chief and joined her session as an excuse to 'bond' together as gen-mates with singing. Luckily, her vocals got a bit sore and decided to end her session early. This allowed her to shoo away her reluctant fellow idols but left her with one free hour with Chief. Matsuri quickly tweaked her brain and invited Chief to her streaming studio to oversee her stream.
She would host a quick stream to not waste her time with Chief and get to interact more with her viewers, killing two birds with one stone!
Matsuri was pumped for the remaining hour before slumping as she just invited Chief to witness her messy bedroom that wasn't cleaned up from the last stream.
"Eto~ Chief-san, can you oversee my stream?" Matsuri asked nervously as she quickly rushed around her bedroom, tidying the setup for her stream.
"Sure," Chief nodded and sat at the main computer, "I still got an hour to chill."
"OKAY! Let me just start the stream up."
As soon as the surprise stream started, the pre-chat lobby on TubeTV exploded in excitement!
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AAUFG: A surprise stream tonight!
kino: No games?
Allen: A chatting stream! Let's go!
KaiP: Boo!
lia V: Dammit, I need to stay up!
Devilkiller1617: What are we discussing?
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"Konbanwasshoi! Hororaibu no seiso tantou! Minna no aidoru Natsuiro Matsuri desu! (Matsuri's unique greeting)" Matsuri greeted her fans as she transitioned her broadcast to show her and the bedroom, "How are we doing today, my little Matsurisu?"
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SINIAlone: Tired!🏮
56Nyanko: Lonely!🏮
Pondashi: Tired!🏮
Plastic_chair: Crazy!🏮
Kuzunoha: What about Matsuri🏮
EbiEbi: Yeah how have you been Matsuri!🏮
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"I'm a bit tired," Matsuri let out a little yawn and stretched a bit, "But I finished my vocal practice early, so I thought it would be fine to stream a little with you guys before sleeping. That's why I'm not gaming since my throat is still a bit sore. I even have to cancel two more sessions to not strain my voice too much."
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Jay: LOL
dogtails106: LOL
yassan ayase: LOL
Kintok: So that's why she's not gaming!
none: Imagine if she did play, screaming her lungs out!
Chief🛠: The instructor insisted that Matsuri-san needed to rest for at least two lessons.
MiaNaito: Chief is here!
Akina: Praise the Chief!
amox: Praise the Chief!
PraisetheChief: I heard the Chief is here!
Chief🛠: ….
Sakura Miko Ch🛠: Nani! Why is Chief-san overseeing you?!
Aki Rosenthal Ch🛠: Ara, keeping Chief-san all to yourself to do some streaming?
Shirakami Fubuki Ch🛠: Chief-san! Join my stream!
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"Oiiiii!" Matsuri growled, "Chief-san is busy and only has time for this stream. Can we not trouble him any further?"
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Shirakami Fubuki Ch🛠: Tch Fine
Sakura Miko Ch🛠: Tch Okay
Aki Rosenthal Ch🛠: Ara ara, okay then
Chief🛠: All three of you are still streaming. Please go back and entertain your chats.
Shirakami Fubuki Ch🛠: Yes Chief-san!
Sakura Miko Ch🛠: Ok ok
Aki Rosenthal Ch🛠: Suit yourself, Chief-san
rrr: lmao other idols come to another stream for Chief
56meow: wish Chief-san and A-chan do streams. They would be so entertaining to watch.
Minisculture: I have to clip this!
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"What do you guys want to talk about?" Matsuri cupped her chin with one hand and twirled her loose strand of hair with her other free fingers, "I can start us off with what I did today. Hmm, ah! I went to a small doujin convention with Choco-sensei and managed to grab some nice magazines."
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kiolie: She's talking about her collection again!
Hunter2791: How can you be seiso if you admitted to buying erotic doujins?!
dom dom: May I ask which ones you got?
Wei Hsu: Nooooooo! My idol!
blackH: I love this!
0?: Shame that our idol is flat.
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"Oi!" Matsuri jumped at the comment about her insecurity, "You're lucky I have a sore throat, otherwise, I would have shouted till your ears bled. Apologise to my flat chest before I banish you to Choco-sensei or Mel-chan!"
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0?: I wouldn't mind that option!
jun jun: No! You are supposed to be with the flat side, not join the oppai!
Gon: Flat is justice!
buttrefly: Yeah! You don't even need to wear a bra!
SnOwFlAkE: Huh?
Iftuort: What?
pon271: ?
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Matsuri managed to see the comment and got frustrated at the viewer's antics about her flatness.
"Oh, don't I! There is always that one guy who knows nothing about girls!" She raised her voice at the viewer, only to be dialled down by Chief after he signalled her to be careful about her throat.
"*Cough* Hmm, anyway. FYI, no matter how small the girl's chest is, she still needs a bra. Even for girls with A-cups, they can't hold their shape. Also, they'd chafe. The tips. Ah, such ignorance, you see what I have to put up with? Thought you could tease me about my chest size?"
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slowY: LOL
Rclever: LOL
lepord: LOL
HM2700: LOL
!SUPERCHAT 500 YEN!
X-POTATO Legendary-Edition: LOL
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"Betcha you didn't think this one through! Thought you could bully poor Matsuri! How does that feel? Hmph! Hmph, hmph, hmph!" Matsuri puffed with pride with her non-existent chest, feeling cheerful about bullying the bullies.
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hayW: LOL
ReFired: LOL
Jhetoo: Just stick bandaids over them.
puto: ???
looKism: ???
sugarbean: What?
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Matsuri caught sight of the bandaid comment and fidgeted a bit on her chair as she was recalling an old memory.
"Well, actually…..I've done the band-aids thing before…" Matsuri chuckled as the chat paused a bit before exploding.
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haru: what??????
pOla3: what?????
!SUPERCHAT 1000 YEN!
HornD000: what
23dragoon: wat?????
msilis: what????
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"Yeah. Here's the story." Matsuri started to narrate her famous band aid story that would forever be her dark history of having a loose mouth.
"See, it was winter…Yeah. This was during winter. So I was wearing layers and I thought, why not? So I went to school like that.
WEARING BAND-AIDS."
Behind her, [VIRTUAL DOMAIN] was comprehending the story and started to formulate detailed funny animations of the events happening. It drew Matsuri in a logoless uniform in a school setting, as portrayed in her storytelling. Obviously, it didn't show inappropriate images like nipples onthe internet and left it to the viewers' imagination.
"Like, the summer uniform is thin, so they might show through. But I figured, nobody would notice under the winter uniform."
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pipap: ?!?!?!?!?!!??
SugarLumo: Our idol is wild!!!
Iceiceice: What next? What next?
poppyJohns: Let her cook!
PraisetheChief: Wait a second….
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"Then PE class happened, and we had long-distance running. Still, I figured I'd be fine in my tracksuit. Until the teacher said, 'Okay, everyone take off your tracksuits. We'll be running in t-shirts.' Those were the instructions.
And I was just like, 'What?' Eh! OH SHOOT! I'M ONLY WEARING BAND-AIDS TODAY! And to top it off, this was a male teacher! Our PE teacher was a guy! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
So I quietly approached the teacher and said 'Excuse me, but um…I'm um… not wearing a bra today…I'm sorry! I'm bra-less today!'
And the teacher just went, 'Whuh?....Oh, um….I see…Then….I guess you can sit out today…' And I was excused from participating. I was like, 'I'm so sorry!!!' Hehaha-ah."
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Anzera: LOL
versusdan: LOL
kazeharu: LOL
Littlelittlegold: LOL
husememe: That PE teacher's life flashed before his eyes!
HinoHino Shio: He has to keep this secret to the grave!
lemon Salt: Poor teachers having Matsuri as a student!
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"Oi!" Matsuri reprimanded her chat as the animations behind her flicked back to her bedroom, "I'll have you know, I'm a perfect student and don't trouble my teachers like that. This was just a one-off thing since I was curious."
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w000ly: Why is our idol such a bad liar?
nockGhost: Perfect student?! BAH!
SINGSINKKING: The animations behind are so cool!
wingdink: PE teacher isn't the only victim of Matsuri
MoonSilver: And my teachers thought I was bad!
PraisetheChief: ...
!SUPERCHAT 500 YEN!
Twocolor: Isn't Chief still here?
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"Ah, thank you for the superchatto!" Matsuri smiled and read the message, only realising that this was the first time in a while Chief was actually overseeing her stream. She panicked and was worried that she showed her degenerate side.
Matsuri tried to sneakily peek at Chief across the room, wanting to gauge his reaction to her stream.
He was sitting near the main computer, fiddling with something on the exclusive red Cover tablet.
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Lotpeo: Right, it has been quite a while since Chief joined us!
Riwdn: Wonder what Chief says!
Chief🛠: ….
ryoga: HAHAHAHA! He's at a loss for words!
Hunter2791: I would be as well if I was hearing this from a seiso idol!
PrasietheChief: LOL
Iceiceice: LOL
hayW: LOL
slowY: LOL
haru: LOL
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"Wait! Chief-san!" Matsuri waved her hand wildly and earnt a lot of giggles from the chat, "It's just a story that I made up! Not real! Please Chief-san, you have to believe me! It's just a funny story I heard from Mel-chan!"
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In another streaming studio.
"Hachoo!"
Yozora Mel sneezed into the ASMR microphones, nearly making all her Kapu-min deaf. Some even enjoyed the pain and sent superchats to ask for more random sneezes!
'Oh, who's talking bad about me?' Mel thought as she quickly apologised to her fans.
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Matsuri kept on making exaggerated arm movements as she grew more nervous from seeing no visible change in the Chief's face. He stopped his activity with the tablet and gave a blank look at the scared girl. She was increasingly anxious and rambled nonsense to the amusement of chat, who were jumping up and down with their comments.
Chief felt he had had enough fun, messing around with Matsuri and slowly gave a subtle grin. She froze at the sudden facial change, like a deer in headlights.
He then gave a thumbs up! And a little chuckle! Didn't say a single word!
Immediately, Chief went back to work, as though nothing happened.
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Matsuri's brain finally went back online and slowly processed what just happened. It finally clicked and the Matsurisu swore they saw a lightbulb appear above her head before imploding.
MATSURI WAS JUST MISUNDERSTOOD BY CHIEF!!!
(Matsuri was, in fact, embarrassed that she had shown such a side to her boss)
SHE COULDN'T BE SEISO ANYMORE!!!
(Matsuri was, in fact, never seiso to begin with)
Her soul seemed to seep out of her dull eyes as she stared at the ceiling from her seat. Half of her chat were gloating as something went wrong with the Chief while the other half were worried for her sanity. Matsuri took a peek at her broadcasting network and saw her streaming time approaching nearly 1 hour, deciding to end and not give any satisfaction to her traitors.
"I'm ending the stream now, traitors." Matsuri declared with a defeated tone.
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Whistlesnow: Wait! We're sorry!
KaiP: Sorry!
SnOwFlAkE: Take the guy who started it all!
buttrefly:Oi! Don't throw me under the bus!
Chief🛠: Reasonable suggestion.
buttrefly: Chief-sama! We can discu-
<User buttrefly timed out for 2 streams>
MiaNaito: byebye Matsuri!
dogtails106: bye!
Pondashi: Goodnight!
EbiEbi2: bye!
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Matsuri swapped the broadcasting to her end scene, letting the Matsurisu chat amongst themselves with weird discussions. Chief tidied up the main computer and prepared to leave after occupying Matsuri's time slot.
"If there is nothing else, I shall leave," Chief stood at the studio door, "Have a good night Matsuri-san."
"Bye, Chief-san." Matsuri reluctantly replied and kept on staring at the ceiling.
'Stupid Matsuri! You just had to let your guard down when the Chief was watching!' She mocked herself as she spun around in her chair.
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Natsuiro Matsuri was scrolling through her feed on TweetBook, when she noticed some mentions of her on some posts. It was her fans, alerting her of something. She grumbled at the thought of her traitors and scroller through the notifications.
PANIK!
She accidentally dropped her phone on her face since she was lying down on her bed. Matsuri rubbed her sore nose as she quickly clicked on her social profile. Next to her profile were a set of tags that helped bundle similar idols together based on the common traits.
Usually, the 'seiso' tag would be held by new generations of Hololive before they pass their debut nervousness and go wild.
Only a few girls and Tokino Sora still held the 'seiso'.
Natsurio Matsuri was one of the few that held the 'seiso' tag as well.
Well….used to.
YABE! Disaster struck for the poor Matsuri!
She no longer held the 'seiso' tag and was replaced with the 'mature' tag. She silently cried as the Hololive Discord started to ring out messages
Houshou Marine: Welcome to the 'mature' tag, Matsuri-chan! I heard from tweets of what happened! LOL!
Aki Rosenthal: Please make yourself at home!
Hoshimachi Susei: Ah, Chief-sama caught you as well? That's rough, buddy.
Nasurio Matsuri:
"FUCK!"
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{Little Segment}
Bella Cranel, using her nimble footwork, skittered around the minotaur. She kept on trying to find an opening but the skin of the bull was too tough for her little dagger. Before the minotaur could wildly swing its axe around, a command was shouted at Bella.
"Back off, Bella. I'll take it from here."
Reluctantly, Bella jumped back and watched around ten daggers pierce the minotaur, pinning it on the dungeon wall.
"Watch carefully," Chief beckoned the girl over as he fiddled with a skeleton knife in his hand, "Your little dagger will not cut these tough hides, so you need to aim for the weak spots."
Swiftly, he stabbed into the minotaur's eye and even twisted it to inflict more damage. It moo'd in pain but Chief was too busy teaching and Bella was concentrating on his tips.
"Twisting will cause more pain and easy damage, so bring some cheapass knives as leaving them in the wound causes irritation. Pulling it out may be better for bleeding effects but in the heat of the moment, with the monsters thrashing around, might be a dangerous endeavour so just leave it. Ears are also good!"
Chief conjured another knife and rammed it into the minotaur's ears, earning another growl.
"Destroying the insides of the ears causes unbalance and severe incoordination, allowing easy kills. However, never start aiming for these weaknesses as they will learn to guard better and become tougher foes. You are fast so just hit and run. Ah, you should build your stamina if that's the case as well. Understood everything?"
"Yes, Chief-san!" Bella saluted, albeit a bit clumsily as her legs were aching a bit.
"Let's get ready to head back now." Chief checked the time as he swiped his hand and killed the minotaur in half instantly.
He then tugged the monster's body into a material bag, which earned the ire of the dungeon. It did not want someone taking the monster's body out of the dungeon. The walls trembled and the floor shook, startling Bella as she tried to stabilise herself by hanging on Chief's arm
"Silence!" Chief commanded and the dungeon stopped as he hovered his bleeding index finger. His blood was concentrated on the tip of the index finger but didn't drop until he commanded.
"Once more and you can kiss your ass goodbye."
The dungeon bellowed and ceased its anger, directly opening a new set of stairs to the surface.
"Chief-san, do you think Hestia-sama would get mad if I learnt these?" Bella asked.
"Huh? Why?"
"Well, it is considered unsportsmanlike. Hestia-sama told me the cheapest move I can pull off is a kick in the crotch."
"Ah, who cares. You want to kill fast, do it my way. Die fast, do Hestia's way!"
"Hestia-sama isn't going to like hearing that."
"Not my problem, I can lie and you can't."
"Ppppppppppplllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaassssssssseeeeeeeeee, Chief-san! I don't want her to hear about us fighting minotaurs."
"Well, that is for you to learn how to lie to a Goddess."
===A/N: Treat this like an omake or something, as this kind of scenario with Clips, Idols, Chat and Chief is what I wanted to focus this story around. I'll definitely do a video game clip! And still struggling with the current chapters so Imma procrastinate a bit or do something. Hope I churn another chapter before the end of the month.===
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