I wanted to post something but I couldn't paste it here so here's a list of why Hephaestus is best Greek god:
1.He was abandoned
2.The throne
3.The net
4.I can imagine him being bullied, and I am also being bullied, so I can relate
5.Aphrodite cheated on him, and he dropped a net on her, which inspired me to get back at the idiots who bullied me