"Portugal's Most Talented Midfielder! Two Shots, One Pass, One Mastermind, 4-3 Victory Over the Blue and Black Brigade!"
"Viana—The Midfield Savior Inter Milan is Desperately Waiting For!"
"Inter Milan Offers 13 Million Euros for Viana! Sporting Lisbon Replies, Hugo is Not for Sale!"
"Endless Talent Stream! Simon, Quaresma, Viana! No Wonder Sporting Lisbon Can Challenge the UEFA Cup!"
"A Star is Born! Viana's Football Highlight Reel Goes Viral in Italy!"
"Inter Fans: Buy Viana and Next Year's Inter Could Aim for the Champions League!"
"Inter Fans: In Front of Viana, Seedorf is Like a Sapper. Pirlo is Three Years Older than Viana, but He Really Should Learn from Viana's Play!"
"Inter Fans: Viana is the Zidane-Style Midfielder Inter Needs Most! He Can Not Only Organize the Team Perfectly, But Can Also Resolve the Game on His Own!"
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Lisbon, Trigella's Office.
"Do you think Italians have bad eyesight, or why are they so obsessed with getting Viana?"