Bab 15: Chapter 15: Cooking is Dangerous

I finished getting ready and went to see the room where Waifu Ninja left Anida and Enma.

Waifu Ninja was considerate and dressed them in pajamas, looking at the pair of women who were sleeping peacefully I couldn't help but smile, they are cute when they rest.

Watching these two women rest so peacefully makes me want to make a happy world where all people can rest peacefully. It's a stupid idealistic dream, but it's my stupid idealistic dream.

"If the Master is going to take advantage of them while they sleep it will be better to hurry since the meeting will be in 2 and a half hours" - Waifu Ninja appeared from the shadows as always, it seems that she likes to make dramatic entries.

"I just thought they look cute when they sleep, I'm not a complete degenerate" - I sighed, Waifu Ninja now really hates me.

"The Master's words are not convincing" - Waifu Ninja snorted in disdain.

"Well think as you want, I'm hungry so let's have breakfast" - I shook my head and went to the kitchen.

The kitchen was large and well-stocked, it makes me wonder if Anida is the only one in charge of cleaning both this place and my house, if so then I need to hire more maids since I am concerned that so much work could make Anida get sick.

Since eating only pancakes is not healthy, I made a fruit cocktail with honey and granola as a starter.

For the main course, I took slices of bread, opened the center of the slices of bread, and cooked eggs in the center of the loaves, I put cheese gratin on the egg.

There was no bacon, but if a pork leg 'Manchado de Jabugo', I don't know what it is, but it looks delicious so I cut thin strips of meat to make ham and added them to the 'eggs in the basket'.

The food smelled delicious, I made more than 50 servings of basket eggs, I think I exaggerated again.

I put the portion of Anida and Enma on a covered tray and put a note for them to eat when they woke up.

I served several servings for myself and arranged a plate for Waifu Ninja, since there was a juice squeezer I made orange juice, and with the table ready I sat down to eat.

"Did the Master cook for me too?" - Waifu Ninja stood looking at the food.

"Well yes, it would be rude if I eat alone and you must be hungry" - I started eating because so much exercise made me hungry.

Oh, they really do taste good, using high-quality ingredients really improves the flavor, I'll cook more often, the ham is especially delicious and seems to melt in my mouth.

"Ah ~"

I froze when I heard a cute moan next to me.

I tried my best to keep eating and not look at Waifu Witch who I'm sure she's looking at me with unlimited hatred.

"I didn't think the Master was that good at cooking, very unexpected" - I heard Waifu Ninja grit her teeth.

I am air, I do not exist, if I do not answer she cannot see me, I am air.

I continued eating without looking at Waifu Ninja.

"T-This is too delicious ... Ah ~" - Waifu Ninja's voice trembled as she continued eating.

I was a bit proud of my cooking skills, but I am concerned that instead of food Waifu Ninja seems to be eating aphrodisiacs.

Did this world become Food Wars or what's going on?

Even Waifu Ninja's voice turned slightly feminine every time he let out a groan making me feel uncomfortable.

[Achievement obtained: Provoking a culinary orgasm to an entity stronger than you

Reward: Skill 'Emotional Ingredient (B)]

After receiving the notification I heard something that I can never forget.

"Aahh ~ ♥ ️"

Without hesitation, I wiped my mouth and ran out of the dining room activating my [High-Speed Movement] skill.

"Master, you didn't hear anything" - Waifu Ninja appeared in front of me frightening me, her voice sounded like the whisper of a beast out of hell.

"Hahaha I think age is affecting me and I am not listening well, did you say something?" - I scratched the back of my neck awkwardly.

"... I didn't say anything Master, let's go to the meeting" - Waifu Ninja disappeared.

Reminder, do not cook for a violent woman.

I held my sigh of relief and went to the bathroom to brush my teeth and then went to the parking lot where there was a driver waiting for me, this school is so big that I need a car to go to the teachers' building.

"Good morning Yamada-sama" - The driver bowed to what I nodded and I got into the car.

"Master, the list of teachers is in the portfolio" - Waifu Ninja appeared sitting in front of me and handed me a portfolio.

I opened the portfolio and started looking at the names.

The first part of the list was mostly men with a few women, looking at the photos I had a bad feeling.

"The names in red to the scum involved with the rapists club, the Master allowed them to stay on the condition that they did not abuse the female students within the school, those with an additional red mark are people who abused a female student, but were not expelled as they forced the girls to sleep with the Master, the Master thought that those girls approached on their own initiative so he forgave the rapists "- Waifu Ninja explained kindly, almost making me vomit.

Officially I want to kill the previous principal with my bare hands, not just him, I want to kill the whole damn club of rapists, I want to break every bone in their disgusting bodies and then rip their skin off so they scream like the miserable pigs that they are ...

"Master, if you keep emitting so much bloodlust we'll be in trouble, I don't have the magic of Number 2 so I can't help you" - Waifu Ninja's words made me calm down.

"Will the marked people come?" - I kept looking at the list and was horrified to see more than 30 names, some even had more than two brands.

"They will not come Master, today he will meet with the main teachers who are mostly honest except for some teachers who seem to be in a close relationship with their students but it is not something forced" - Waifu Ninja's words relieved me, it will be a problem if I lose control and end up murdering someone in public.

"Romance between teachers and students? Isn't that forbidden?" - Although the teacher fetish is one of my favorites, even I understand that this is not well seen.

"Teachers who maintain a close relationship with their students are discreet and if it weren't for the surveillance cameras we wouldn't even notice them, although a couple of teachers were careless and um..." - Waifu Ninja seemed to hesitate.

"Continue" - I felt a very bad feeling.

"The Master was convinced by his rapist ex-friends and had sex with some students so as not to give them away, the Master wanted to see if mature women could be as good as little girls so he also slept with a couple of the teachers, but they were not to the Master's taste so the Master did not sleep with them again even though some seemed to have enjoyed it "- Even Waifu Ninja found this uncomfortable.

As for me, I began to consider Jaime's (God's) suggestion about committing suicide.

"Why am I still alive?" - I looked at nothing while wondering why I had to be reborn.

"The Master is reconsidering and becoming minimally decent, plus many of the things that the Master did were influenced by his former friends so the Master can blame them all" - Waifu Ninja seemed to try to comfort me, but from her indifferent voice, she seemed that she just despised the rapist club more than she despised me.

"No, blaming others for their own mistakes is stupid, each person must take responsibility for their actions and make an effort to compensate for the damage if we all blame others for our actions in the end no one will help those injured" - I sighed.

When I killed my family and my ex-girlfriend, I tried to justify my actions by telling myself that they deserved it, but the truth is that nothing justifies my actions and that is why I continue to feel guilty since I cannot make amends for my actions.

I was able to seek legal advice, leave the country or ignore them since they had no evidence to put me in prison, they could only create nasty rumors.

In the end, my actions were a hate crime, and out of repentance, I had the police assassinate me.

While this disaster is due to the principal's actions, now this is my body so his crimes are my crimes and I must fix them.

"The Master is a degenerate, but at least is responsible" - Waifu Ninja nodded.

"It would be nice if you didn't insult me at every opportunity" - I shook my head and kept looking at the list with names marked in red.

"Master values my honesty and honestly Master is a degenerate pervert" - Waifu Ninja let out a snort of disdain.

I pity the poor idiot who ends up marrying that grumpy woman.

I kept looking at the list of perverts, under each name there was a note with their actions, the students they bullied and a reminder in case one of those idiots offered me to sleep with a student and I accepted.

I couldn't help but want to hit myself as exclaimed furiously. - "How the hell does this damn school keep running?"

Isn't there a committee that regulates this kind of thing?

"Compared to the number of students, these incidents are very few and the prestige of the academy is too great for these incidents to affect the image of the academy, in addition to the fact that the resources of the Master and the group of morons are sufficient to avoid let the media intervene. If the Master wanted to, could turn more than 40% of female students into sex toys and the law could not judge"- Waifu Ninja explained with disgust.

"I just lost faith in the judicial system" - I wanted to cry in frustration.

"As long as the Master has money the law is a joke" - Waifu Ninja shrugged.

"Is that sarcasm?" - I sighed.

"Rather, it is contempt" - Waifu Ninja no longer even tries to hide her disgust.

"... Thank you for hurting my low self-esteem" - I smiled bitterly.

"My job is to help the Master" - Waifu Ninja sounded a bit proud.

I felt a bit annoyed so I smiled. - "As a reward for you, what do you think if I make you a delicious lunch?"

"..." - Waifu Ninja was silent, then the shadows covered her and she disappeared.

Ha, it's my win!

"I want curry ..." - I heard a soft whisper barely perceptible.

Does Waifu Ninja have a tsundere side? That's kind of cute when you ignore her sharp tongue.

I shook my head and kept looking at the list. Ignoring the first part that was full of scum that I must get rid of, the rest of the list was decent academy staff.

Teachers of science, general culture, sports, cleaning staff, nursing, food vendors, the number of people who work in this school is absurd, although if you take into account that it is practically a city it becomes acceptable, especially because this academy ranges from middle school to college education, even the city's elementary school is affiliated with this academy.

I literally have control of all educational services in the region and if I try to expand the school I could make it the only academy in Japan.

To think that this place was built just to indulge the fetishes of a degenerate makes me sad for the future of humanity.

The last part of the list had the pictures, names, and descriptions of the teachers I would meet with.

"It has to be a joke ..." - I was speechless.

I was expecting to find some anime characters, but this is ridiculous. There are so many names that some of them I hardly recognize.

Now I'm worried, this world seems to follow the logic of hentai, but some of these names are from comedy anime.

Am I in a hentai crossover version?

I had a chill when I remembered the sick doujins that were on the internet, if this world is made up of doujins then I am in huge trouble.

Only the Devil knows what kinds of horrors there are in anime-inspired doujins, just imagining the evil version of Rito using his perverted luck to rape schoolgirls is enough to make me feel sick.

Looking on the bright side, not every day there is the opportunity to meet some of my waifus in person, although it will be scary to have them around since they will surely be beautiful at least I am fulfilling the dream of millions of otakus.

Yes, I must maintain a positive mindset, happy thoughts, happy thoughts, everything will be fine, happy thoughts.