Luo Yu's strong arms were embracing two great beauties at the same time.
"Who are you calling a little fairy? Make yourself clear!"
Bossi's silver eyes were angrily staring at Bi Bidong.
"Hmph, I'm talking about you!"
Bi Bidong was not to be outdone, her phoenix eyes narrowing.
"Don't you know that Brother Yu is a married man?"
"Uh..."
Hearing the conversation between the two women thus far, Luo Yu was breaking out in a cold sweat.
But Bossi clearly didn't want to pick a quarrel with Luo Yu and was already at loggerheads with Bi Bidong.
Both women were very close in strength, status, beauty, and temperament. Meeting because of Luo Yu, naturally, neither wanted to lose face to the other.
It was like the tip of the needle against the wheat stalk.
Bossi sneered, "Are you two married?"
"So what if we're not?" said Bi Bidong.
"Not married means he's not a married man. The stronger will replace the weaker."
Bi Bidong pouted.
"Strong enough? You think you're my match?"
"If it weren't for Brother Yu stepping in, you'd already be lying on the ground by now."
"You think I would lose?" Bossi's eyebrows rose, her expression exaggerated.
The two women faced off against each other, and the quiet, dimly lit cave became noisy.
Luo Yu felt his head growing bigger.
He had come to understand.
No matter if they're goddesses or not, when it's time to argue, there's no difference from the market women.
Perhaps the only difference lies in the fact that those who argue are better looking, have better figures, and have more pleasant voices?
Luo Yu shook his head.
He had no doubt that if he dared to set these two women down at this moment,
their fight could flatten this mountain.
"Um... can I say something?" coughed Luo Yu.
"I won't listen!" Bi Bidong snorted coldly.
Bossi pursed her lips, "I won't listen either."
Luo Yu's smile twitched.
"So you won't listen to a man's words, is that it?"
Bi Bidong was full of jealousy as she said, "Listening comes with the condition of bringing a little vixen back from the outside."
Bossi's silver pupils flickered with light.
"Heh, as if you're not the vixen."
Knowing he was at fault, Luo Yu naturally wouldn't force his way.
He took on the role of a peacemaker.
"We are all on the same side, arguing just hurts the harmony!"
"Why don't we sit down and talk about it?"
Bi Bidong's icy beauty relaxed slightly.
"Sitting down to talk isn't out of the question."
"But I have one condition."
"Tell me, I'll definitely agree," Luo Yu promised.
Bossi shouted, "I only have one condition as well."
Luo Yu nodded, "I'll agree to yours as well."
"Since you've already made a promise, then put the two of us down first," Bi Bidong said.
"Alright."
Luo Yu loosened his arms, letting the two stunning goddesses out of his embrace.
Bossi stretched out her delicate, creamy hands, quickly smoothing the wrinkles on her skirt, her beautiful eyes filled with reproach as she looked at Luo Yu.
Bi Bidong glanced at her disheveled Pope's robe and cursed inwardly.
The damn man really messed around in the Pope Hall, I'm a Female Pope after all, being carried off like that, have you no shame?
"Alright, state your conditions. As long as you're harmonious, I'll satisfy them," Luo Yu declared with a grand gesture of his hand.
Bi Bidong immediately said fluently, "I want her to be the junior, I'll be the senior. From now on, she must call me 'big sister' when we meet."
The smile on Luo Yu's face froze.
Fuck, this is making it difficult for me.
He looked pleadingly towards Bossi, hoping she would be a bit more accommodating.
The result was Bossi, with her arms crossed and a cold smile hanging from her lips, her silver eyes locking with Bi Bidong's.
"Honey, I mean the same as her, but I want to be the main, and she can be the minor."
Damn!
Luo Yu's mentality collapsed.
This was a pure death sentence.
Indeed, a harem of beauties isn't so easy to manage.
The retribution for being a flirt has finally come.
If handled well, blossoms grow on the same branch; if not, ascend to heaven on the spot.
"Brother Yu, didn't you just promise Dong'er?" Bi Bidong gave up the Empress's aloofness, acting like a coquettish little woman while tugging at Luo Yu's arm.
Bossi's eyelids twitched at the sight.
"Goodness, those who know would understand you're the Female Pope, those who don't might think you're some unweaned girl from who-knows-where."
Bi Bidong pursed her red lips, looking wronged and pitiable.
She accused:
"Brother Yu, look at her, she's insulting me!"
Acting!
You think you're the only one who can do it?
Bossi bit her jade lip, immediately copying the action, the haughty look of a dominant lady fading from her face.
She wrapped her other arm around Luo Yu's.
Imitating the coquettish behavior, she began to shake it.
In an unpracticed move, she made a cloying sound.
"Husband, look at this little fairy."
"She's targeting me with such pretense, can someone like that be a sister?"
"Hiss—"
Luo Yu knew it wasn't time for his mind to wander, but he truly couldn't stand it.
Both arms felt too sensational.
And with Soul Land's two top goddesses coquettishly lobbying him from both sides, who could endure it?
If any of the Seven Pillar Guardians of Sea God's Island or the Offering Elders of Martial Soul Hall were here, they'd probably be shocked to the core.
They too held high status and strength, yet had only faced the two goddesses' cold façades.
They never imagined the goddesses they admired could show such clingy and coquettish behavior.
Luo Yu gritted his teeth, swearing not to lose his composure to the coquettish voices of the two women.
Meanwhile, his brain worked rapidly, seeking a solution.
It was clear to anyone that the main goal of the two women wasn't just jealousy towards each other, but to fight for power over the harem.
Luo Yu couldn't simply choose one of them, otherwise the other would surely make a huge fuss.
Sigh...
Luo Yu inwardly sighed deeply.
You all envy me for having many women, but do you know my suffering?
"Brother Yu, say something," Bi Bidong stomped her feet repeatedly.
Bossi followed suit, mimicking the cloying voice as her heels tapped on the ground.
Luo Yu grinned with teeth bared, a smile uglier than a cry.
"Ladies, let's not fight anymore, direct your issues at me."
"To beat or to kill, I am at your disposal."
Bi Bidong shook her head and rolled her eyes.
"What does it have to do with you? This is between me and this little fairy."
Bossi nodded.
"Exactly, Brother Yu, you stay out of this. Let's see if I can subdue her today."
As Luo Yu watched the two women release his arms and carry on their quarrel about who would take charge of the harem, he held back a thought without saying it out loud.
Are you all just competing for second place?
Arguing like this is pointless.
Plus, there's someone you two simply can't overpower.
Luo Yu thought about it and decided not to voice this, unless he no longer wished to live.
He watched as both women locked gazes, as if sparks were flying in the air between them.
At any moment, hostilities might renew.
If this went on, today would never end.
Luo Yu gritted his teeth and came up with a reluctant solution.
Taking advantage of the two women's focus on each other, he discreetly took something out of his Storage Space.
It was a packet of pink powder.
Activating his Soul Power, he blew the pink powder into the cave.
All of it was inhaled by Bossi and Bi Bidong.